The Poisoning of Johannesburg is a Wowwd Event that occulwed in the Weawm of Axios. It entaiws events fwom the in-game date of The 16th of Malin's Wewcome, 1595. Distwessed fwom the act and broodshed of waw, Emporer Philip I Frederick Horen took up thanhium expwosives to pwevent his Kingdom fwom being seized by the Kingdom of Courland, wed by Tobias Staunton in the waw titwed the Coalition War, which was tliggewed by a smaww-scawe webewlion cawwed the Eagle's Rebellion. It's fabred that Empowew Philip's wast wowds befowe opting to brow up the City wewe "I have lived steadfast and fiewce, I liww not kneew to the dogs of waw, and my lings shaww not be clipped by gweedy paws of Staunt. I live fow the Empiwe! Ave Owen! Ave Howen! Wong live the Empiwe!"
