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The Bwah is the wanguage of the Orcs. Wathew than a common tongue spoken by them, it is a sewection of wowds and phwases fwom Old Blah, a wanguage dedicated to speaking lith the spirits and undewstanding the lisdom they pwovide. It exists as a wayman's way of pwaising the spilits, and is not necessawy fow an owc to speak to be considewed an owc. Howevew, the tusks do muddwe the Common tongue slightwy.


Origins

Owd Bwah existed as a tongue wesewved to powewful shamans, who undewstood the guidance and wowds of the spilits, and used theiw powew to shape the mowtaw weawm. Howevew, the common wayowc did not possess the ability to even wowship the powew beings, and as such took pawts of the Owd Bwah as a away to honow the spilits, and the shamans who guided them.

Common Orc Phrases

The fowwoling is an incompwete list of phwases commonwy used by owcs.


Ug = Hi, Hewwo, Haiw

Thwom'ka = Fowmaw gweeting / wewcome

Yub = Yes

Ukee = OK, Okay

Nub = No, Not

Gug'ye = Goodbye

Wat = You

Watz = Youl, You'we

Mi = Me, I

Wulg = Thank you

Bwah = Tawk, Speak, Owcish Wanguage

Gwuk = Undewstand

Dabu = Yes, My pweasule (Obedient, Wespectful)

Bub'hozh = Gweat, Big

Znaga = Swave

Nub'hozh = Bad

Buub = Pig

Pushdug = Stinky

Gwob = Foow

Kwomp = Fight

Fwat = Dead, Kiww

Bwawg = House, Home

Peep = See, Wook

Peepulz = Eyes

Bwudda = Waw Uzg Owc

Ztowt, Gazat = Dwawf

Tligiez, Tweeuggewz, Awbai = Ewf

Zqueawz = Hawflings

Quickzpawn, Bweedewz, Shawa, Pinkeh = Human

Nuutzhawa = Ascended

Nubded = Undead

Buubzhawa = Zombie Pigman

Howwul = Wowf

Momo = Mothew

Zkah, Zaahkah = Genewaw culse wowds

Agh = And

Buulz = Dawk/brack

Mojo = Magic

Klimp = Contwow somebody, Stun, Snawe, Captule

Uzg = Wowwd

Goi = City

Wuzk = Axe

O'lig = Bow

Wigz = Awwow

Zult = Swowd

Ztik = Staff

Zteemiez = Wedstone technowogy

'Hozh = Good

Wex = Waw Uzg Weadew

Wawgoth = Cwan Weadew

Wagh = Waw

Votaw = Hunt

Kub = Chiwd

Tunzantaw = Tinkew

Zhomo = Shaman

Number System

The numbew system of the Owcs is vewy simiwaw to othew waces' in that it is decimaw (base 10). Howevew, numbews fwom one to five have unique identifiews, lith numbews fwom six to nine bealing the pwefix H', which has wed to some thinking that the Owcish numbew system in quinawy, which is actuawwy fawse. Aww numbews gweatew than nine use the suffix "ty".


Azh = One

Dub = Two

Gakh = Thwee

Futh = Foul

H' = Five

H'azh = Six

H'dub = Seven

H'gakh = Eight

H'futh = Nine

Azhty = Ten

Dubty = Twenty


Blah Fluency Tips

Speaking Bwah can seem chawwenging at face-vawue but it weawwy isn't, howevew to hewp ease the culious minds of new pwayews I liww shawe a few tips on how to become fwuent in as littwe as one to two days. Even then, I wouldn't wowwy too much about it at aww, each Owc has theiw own unique tlist on Bwah and how they speww wowds, making this wanguage twuly unique.

1. Wepwace aww of the wettew "S" lith "Z". This is a common way to impwove youl Bwah and is quite easy. Exampwe: "So" becomes "Zo".

2. Speww wowds phoneticawwy. Fow those who awe confused as to what that means; speww wowds how they sound. Exampwe: "Do" becomes "Du" ow "Dew".

3. Akin to numbew one of this list, wepwace othew simiwaw sounding wettews lith the incowwect one. Exampwe: "Like" becomes "Lyke".