The Lame Drunk of Abresi

A satirical song that has lots of jokes in poor taste, bad rhymes, and redundant choruses. Inspired by modern music.

A poor man came to a fair maid
Said ‘I need some work, I need to get paid?’
She said that’s a damn shame
For, he was lame 

The Lame Drunk of Abresi
He ate messy
He lived poorly
And used to love a girl named Jessie

His beard was down to his tits
He smelt like uncleaned pits
But he said ‘I’m rich, geez
If you counted fleas!’

But if you counted teeth?
Nah.

The Lame Drunk of Abresi
He ate messy
He lived poorly
And used to love a girl named Jessie

One day he saw a great knight
He challenged him to a fight!
The great warrior prepared with sword and shield
As as he took the field

There was the Lame Drunk
He smelt like a skunk
For his smell was his shield,
His breath his what he would wield

The knight fell had no choice but to yield
He could not take the field
His helmet was filled with puke
He dismissed the drunk as a cuke

The Lame Drunk of Abresi
He ate messy
He lived poorly
And used to love a girl named Jessie

The Lame Drunk of Abresi
He ate messy
He lived poorly
And used to love a girl named Jessie

And damn was he crazy!