The Great Pink Haired Man
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This historically inaccurate song educates the listener on who Pikel Boldshoulder is/was.
There once lived a dwarf named Pikel Boldshoulder
His hair, colourful
His heart, much bolder
He came to us in our hour of need
He lived by a creed, did a great deed
He and 4 brave warriors
Faced with many barriers
They ventured into the nether
They did it with great haste
Only 4 were turned to paste
To defeat the evil Iblees
They tossed an axe into a pit
And also one of the heroes…
Shit
He was a true hero
He asked for no fame
Not even a dame
So if you see pink!
You’d better rethink!
That could be Pikel Boldshoulder
Admittedly, much older
