The Great Pink Haired Man

This historically inaccurate song educates the listener on who Pikel Boldshoulder is/was.

There once lived a dwarf named Pikel Boldshoulder

His hair, colourful

His heart, much bolder

He came to us in our hour of need

He lived by a creed, did a great deed

He and 4 brave warriors

Faced with many barriers

They ventured into the nether

They did it with great haste

Only 4 were turned to paste

To defeat the evil Iblees

They tossed an axe into a pit

And also one of the heroes…

Shit

He was a true hero

He asked for no fame

Not even a dame

So if you see pink!

You’d better rethink!

That could be Pikel Boldshoulder

Admittedly, much older