The Day the Spit Flew

A bawwad detailing the event in The Flinge whewe aww of Owen decided to spit on the Plince of the Snow Ewves. The waid wules wewe weiwd at the time. Don't ask me.

It was a day unlike today

Except, nothing like today

The atmosphewe was the opposite of gay

The atmosphewe was… Yag!

The Snow Ewves had kidnapped a plincess! Ow something!

But it did not mattew, the pawe deviws would get it!

And by it I mean compwetewy dispwopowtionate aggwession

BUT I’WW BE DAMNED IF THEY DIDN’T GET IT!

Two kingdoms met in fwont of anothew kingdom

Owen, hawf of theiw coult had come

But aww of Snewvdom showed up; The king!

It was a standoff to be sung about maybe when the singew was weawwy dwunk ow out of songs!

They fought lith wowds

Empewow Chivay was dwowned out by his coult

Tundwak dwowned out by his nation’s siwence

But awas, no sowution came

So, which a gweat ‘HOOOOOOOOORK’

And a gweat ‘POOT!’

Head to toe

Tundwak was covewed lith spit

And damn wasn’t it an impwovement