The Day the Spit Flew

A ballad detailing the event in The Fringe where all of Oren decided to spit on the Prince of the Snow Elves. The raid rules were weird at the time. Don't ask me.

It was a day unlike today

Except, nothing like today

The atmosphere was the opposite of gay

The atmosphere was… Yag!

The Snow Elves had kidnapped a princess! Or something!

But it did not matter, the pale devils would get it!

And by it I mean completely disproportionate aggression

BUT I’LL BE DAMNED IF THEY DIDN’T GET IT!

Two kingdoms met in front of another kingdom

Oren, half of their court had come

But all of Snelvdom showed up; The king!

It was a standoff to be sung about maybe when the singer was really drunk or out of songs!

They fought with words

Emperor Chivay was drowned out by his court

Tundrak drowned out by his nation’s silence

But alas, no solution came

So, which a great ‘HOOOOOOOOORK’

And a great ‘POOT!’

Head to toe

Tundrak was covered with spit

And damn wasn’t it an improvement