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| − | A | + | A ballad detailing the event in The Fringe where all of Oren decided to spit on the Prince of the Snow Elves. The raid rules were weird at the time. Don't ask me. |
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Except, nothing like today | Except, nothing like today | ||
| − | The | + | The atmosphere was the opposite of gay |
| − | The | + | The atmosphere was… Yag! |
| − | The Snow | + | The Snow Elves had kidnapped a princess! Or something! |
| − | But it did not | + | But it did not matter, the pale devils would get it! |
| − | And by it I mean | + | And by it I mean completely disproportionate aggression |
| − | BUT | + | BUT I’LL BE DAMNED IF THEY DIDN’T GET IT! |
| − | Two kingdoms met in | + | Two kingdoms met in front of another kingdom |
| − | + | Oren, half of their court had come | |
| − | But | + | But all of Snelvdom showed up; The king! |
| − | It was a standoff to be sung about maybe when the | + | It was a standoff to be sung about maybe when the singer was really drunk or out of songs! |
| − | They fought | + | They fought with words |
| − | + | Emperor Chivay was drowned out by his court | |
| − | + | Tundrak drowned out by his nation’s silence | |
| − | But | + | But alas, no solution came |
| − | So, which a | + | So, which a great ‘HOOOOOOOOORK’ |
| − | And a | + | And a great ‘POOT!’ |
Head to toe | Head to toe | ||
| − | + | Tundrak was covered with spit | |
| − | And damn wasn’t it an | + | And damn wasn’t it an improvement |
[[Category:Oren]] | [[Category:Oren]] | ||
[[Category:Events]] | [[Category:Events]] | ||
[[Category:Literature and Music]] | [[Category:Literature and Music]] | ||
Latest revision as of 01:35, 2 April 2020
A ballad detailing the event in The Fringe where all of Oren decided to spit on the Prince of the Snow Elves. The raid rules were weird at the time. Don't ask me.
It was a day unlike today
Except, nothing like today
The atmosphere was the opposite of gay
The atmosphere was… Yag!
The Snow Elves had kidnapped a princess! Or something!
But it did not matter, the pale devils would get it!
And by it I mean completely disproportionate aggression
BUT I’LL BE DAMNED IF THEY DIDN’T GET IT!
Two kingdoms met in front of another kingdom
Oren, half of their court had come
But all of Snelvdom showed up; The king!
It was a standoff to be sung about maybe when the singer was really drunk or out of songs!
They fought with words
Emperor Chivay was drowned out by his court
Tundrak drowned out by his nation’s silence
But alas, no solution came
So, which a great ‘HOOOOOOOOORK’
And a great ‘POOT!’
Head to toe
Tundrak was covered with spit
And damn wasn’t it an improvement
