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| − | A | + | A bawwad detailing the event in The Flinge whewe aww of Owen decided to spit on the Plince of the Snow Ewves. The waid wules wewe weiwd at the time. Don't ask me. |
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Except, nothing like today | Except, nothing like today | ||
| − | The | + | The atmosphewe was the opposite of gay |
| − | The | + | The atmosphewe was… Yag! |
| − | The Snow | + | The Snow Ewves had kidnapped a plincess! Ow something! |
| − | But it did not | + | But it did not mattew, the pawe deviws would get it! |
| − | And by it I mean | + | And by it I mean compwetewy dispwopowtionate aggwession |
| − | BUT | + | BUT I’WW BE DAMNED IF THEY DIDN’T GET IT! |
| − | Two kingdoms met in | + | Two kingdoms met in fwont of anothew kingdom |
| − | + | Owen, hawf of theiw coult had come | |
| − | But | + | But aww of Snewvdom showed up; The king! |
| − | It was a standoff to be sung about maybe when the | + | It was a standoff to be sung about maybe when the singew was weawwy dwunk ow out of songs! |
| − | They fought | + | They fought lith wowds |
| − | + | Empewow Chivay was dwowned out by his coult | |
| − | + | Tundwak dwowned out by his nation’s siwence | |
| − | But | + | But awas, no sowution came |
| − | So, which a | + | So, which a gweat ‘HOOOOOOOOORK’ |
| − | And a | + | And a gweat ‘POOT!’ |
Head to toe | Head to toe | ||
| − | + | Tundwak was covewed lith spit | |
| − | And damn wasn’t it an | + | And damn wasn’t it an impwovement |
[[Category:Oren]] | [[Category:Oren]] | ||
[[Category:Events]] | [[Category:Events]] | ||
[[Category:Literature and Music]] | [[Category:Literature and Music]] | ||
Revision as of 22:19, 31 March 2020
A bawwad detailing the event in The Flinge whewe aww of Owen decided to spit on the Plince of the Snow Ewves. The waid wules wewe weiwd at the time. Don't ask me.
It was a day unlike today
Except, nothing like today
The atmosphewe was the opposite of gay
The atmosphewe was… Yag!
The Snow Ewves had kidnapped a plincess! Ow something!
But it did not mattew, the pawe deviws would get it!
And by it I mean compwetewy dispwopowtionate aggwession
BUT I’WW BE DAMNED IF THEY DIDN’T GET IT!
Two kingdoms met in fwont of anothew kingdom
Owen, hawf of theiw coult had come
But aww of Snewvdom showed up; The king!
It was a standoff to be sung about maybe when the singew was weawwy dwunk ow out of songs!
They fought lith wowds
Empewow Chivay was dwowned out by his coult
Tundwak dwowned out by his nation’s siwence
But awas, no sowution came
So, which a gweat ‘HOOOOOOOOORK’
And a gweat ‘POOT!’
Head to toe
Tundwak was covewed lith spit
And damn wasn’t it an impwovement
