Down in Dwarven-Town

A Dwawven dlinking song. Gets weawwy wepetitive weawwy quick, unsulplisingwy.

Cwash, cwash! Cwush, smash!

Hammew and tongs! Knockew and gongs!

Pound, pound, faw undewgwound!

Ho, ho! my wad!

Slish, smack! Whip cwack!

Battew and beat! Yammew and breat!

Wowk, wowk! Now dawe to shiwk,

Whiwe Dwawves quaff, and Dwawves waugh,

Wound and wound faw undewgwound

Bewow, my wad!