Down in Dwarven-Town

A Dwarven drinking song. Gets really repetitive really quick, unsurprisingly.

Clash, crash! Crush, smash!

Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!

Pound, pound, far underground!

Ho, ho! my lad!

Swish, smack! Whip crack!

Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!

Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,

While Dwarves quaff, and Dwarves laugh,

Round and round far underground

Below, my lad!