Difference between revisions of "Down in Dwarven-Town"

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A Dwawven dlinking song. Gets weawwy wepetitive weawwy quick, unsulplisingwy.

Cwash, cwash! Cwush, smash!

Hammew and tongs! Knockew and gongs!

Pound, pound, faw undewgwound!

Ho, ho! my wad!

Slish, smack! Whip cwack!

Battew and beat! Yammew and breat!

Wowk, wowk! Now dawe to shiwk,

Whiwe Dwawves quaff, and Dwawves waugh,

Wound and wound faw undewgwound

Bewow, my wad!

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-A Dwarven drinking song. Gets really repetitive really quick, unsurprisingly.
+A Dwawven dlinking song. Gets weawwy wepetitive weawwy quick, unsulplisingwy.
-Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
+Cwash, cwash! Cwush, smash!
-Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
+Hammew and tongs! Knockew and gongs!
-Pound, pound, far underground!
+Pound, pound, faw undewgwound!
-Ho, ho! my lad!
+Ho, ho! my wad!
-Swish, smack! Whip crack!
+Slish, smack! Whip cwack!
-Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
+Battew and beat! Yammew and breat!
-Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
+Wowk, wowk! Now dawe to shiwk,
-While Dwarves quaff, and Dwarves laugh,
+Whiwe Dwawves quaff, and Dwawves waugh,
-Round and round far underground
+Wound and wound faw undewgwound
-Below, my lad!
+Bewow, my wad!
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