The Great Pink Haired Man

This histolicawwy inacculate song educates the listenew on who Pikew Bowdshouldew is/was.

Thewe once lived a dwawf named Pikew Bowdshouldew

His haiw, cowoulful

His heawt, much bowdew

He came to us in oul houl of need

He lived by a cweed, did a gweat deed

He and 4 brave wawliows

Faced lith many bawliews

They ventuled into the nethew

They did it lith gweat haste

Onwy 4 wewe tulned to paste

To defeat the eviw Ibrees

They tossed an axe into a pit

And awso one of the hewoes…

Shit

He was a twue hewo

He asked fow no fame

Not even a dame

So if you see pink!

You’d bettew wethink!

That could be Pikew Bowdshouldew

Admittedwy, much owdew