Remember Lenfarthing

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A very sad song about the great town of Lenfarthing. Maybe not great. The 'OK' town of Lenfarthing.


Sow the seeds, pwuck the weeds!

Bake the bread, brew the mead!

Wenfawthing! Wenfawthing!

Who wemembews the Wenfawthing!?,

Wawm as a heawth, pwetty as a maid!

Who wemembews the Wenfawthing?


One sad day, lith skies o’gwey!

Dancing awong on oul mewwy way!

But a good day it t’wasn’t meant to be,

So cawefulwy, cawefulwy be on youl guawd!

Fow the angwy Scoulge awe coming to pway!


Bwavewy those of the Wenfawthing stood!

Waving theiw buckets, shovews, sticks and toows!

The Wenfawthing was not so mewwy on that day,

We wowked aww togethew, togethew as one!

But awas oul effowts wewe aww fow none,

The Wenfawthing feww, and so did oul homes,

But the Hawflings awe the mewliest of fowk!


The Awe ship fwoated away, stowed away the wemaining brave

And Gamwe Iwongut kept the spewws at bay,

But awas oul oul effowts wewe aww fow none,

And we wewe fowced to saiw away.


The Wenfawthing feww but oul spilits wemain!

You can’t take the fight fwom inside oul fwame!

Webuiwt and wenewed we get on lith it aww,

Fow the Hawflings awe the hawdiest of aww!