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| − | A | + | A satirical song that has lots of jokes in poor taste, bad rhymes, and redundant choruses. Inspired by modern music. |
| − | A | + | A poor man came to a fair maid |
Said ‘I need some work, I need to get paid?’ | Said ‘I need some work, I need to get paid?’ | ||
She said that’s a damn shame | She said that’s a damn shame | ||
| − | + | For, he was lame | |
| − | The | + | The Lame Drunk of Abresi |
He ate messy | He ate messy | ||
| − | He lived | + | He lived poorly |
| − | And used to | + | And used to love a girl named Jessie |
| − | His | + | His beard was down to his tits |
| − | He | + | He smelt like uncleaned pits |
But he said ‘I’m rich, geez | But he said ‘I’m rich, geez | ||
If you counted fleas!’ | If you counted fleas!’ | ||
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Nah. | Nah. | ||
| − | The | + | The Lame Drunk of Abresi |
He ate messy | He ate messy | ||
| − | He lived | + | He lived poorly |
| − | And used to | + | And used to love a girl named Jessie |
| − | One day he saw a | + | One day he saw a great knight |
| − | He | + | He challenged him to a fight! |
| − | The | + | The great warrior prepared with sword and shield |
| − | As as he took the | + | As as he took the field |
| − | + | There was the Lame Drunk | |
| − | He | + | He smelt like a skunk |
| − | + | For his smell was his shield, | |
| − | His breath his what he would | + | His breath his what he would wield |
| − | The knight | + | The knight fell had no choice but to yield |
| − | He could not take the | + | He could not take the field |
| − | His | + | His helmet was filled with puke |
| − | He dismissed the | + | He dismissed the drunk as a cuke |
| − | The | + | The Lame Drunk of Abresi |
He ate messy | He ate messy | ||
| − | He lived | + | He lived poorly |
| − | And used to | + | And used to love a girl named Jessie |
| − | The | + | The Lame Drunk of Abresi |
He ate messy | He ate messy | ||
| − | He lived | + | He lived poorly |
| − | And used to | + | And used to love a girl named Jessie |
| − | And damn was he | + | And damn was he crazy! |
[[Category:Literature and Music]] | [[Category:Literature and Music]] | ||
Latest revision as of 01:35, 2 April 2020
A satirical song that has lots of jokes in poor taste, bad rhymes, and redundant choruses. Inspired by modern music.
A poor man came to a fair maid Said ‘I need some work, I need to get paid?’ She said that’s a damn shame For, he was lame The Lame Drunk of Abresi He ate messy He lived poorly And used to love a girl named Jessie His beard was down to his tits He smelt like uncleaned pits But he said ‘I’m rich, geez If you counted fleas!’ But if you counted teeth? Nah. The Lame Drunk of Abresi He ate messy He lived poorly And used to love a girl named Jessie One day he saw a great knight He challenged him to a fight! The great warrior prepared with sword and shield As as he took the field There was the Lame Drunk He smelt like a skunk For his smell was his shield, His breath his what he would wield The knight fell had no choice but to yield He could not take the field His helmet was filled with puke He dismissed the drunk as a cuke The Lame Drunk of Abresi He ate messy He lived poorly And used to love a girl named Jessie The Lame Drunk of Abresi He ate messy He lived poorly And used to love a girl named Jessie And damn was he crazy!
