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This historically inaccurate song educates the listener on who Pikel Boldshoulder is/was.
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This histolicawwy inacculate song educates the listenew on who Pikew Bowdshouldew is/was.
  
  
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There once lived a dwarf named Pikel Boldshoulder
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Thewe once lived a dwawf named Pikew Bowdshouldew
  
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His hair, colourful
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His haiw, cowoulful
  
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His heart, much bolder
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His heawt, much bowdew
  
  
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He came to us in our hour of need
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He came to us in oul houl of need
  
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He lived by a creed, did a great deed
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He lived by a cweed, did a gweat deed
  
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He and 4 brave warriors
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He and 4 brave wawliows
  
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Faced with many barriers
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Faced lith many bawliews
  
  
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They ventured into the nether
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They ventuled into the nethew
  
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They did it with great haste
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They did it lith gweat haste
  
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Only 4 were turned to paste
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Onwy 4 wewe tulned to paste
  
  
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To defeat the evil Iblees
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To defeat the eviw Ibrees
  
 
They tossed an axe into a pit
 
They tossed an axe into a pit
  
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And also one of the heroes…
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And awso one of the hewoes…
  
 
Shit
 
Shit
  
  
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He was a true hero
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He was a twue hewo
  
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He asked for no fame
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He asked fow no fame
  
 
Not even a dame
 
Not even a dame
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So if you see pink!
 
So if you see pink!
  
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You’d better rethink!
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You’d bettew wethink!
  
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That could be Pikel Boldshoulder
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That could be Pikew Bowdshouldew
  
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Admittedly, much older
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Admittedwy, much owdew
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Revision as of 22:19, 31 March 2020

This histolicawwy inacculate song educates the listenew on who Pikew Bowdshouldew is/was.


Thewe once lived a dwawf named Pikew Bowdshouldew

His haiw, cowoulful

His heawt, much bowdew


He came to us in oul houl of need

He lived by a cweed, did a gweat deed

He and 4 brave wawliows

Faced lith many bawliews


They ventuled into the nethew

They did it lith gweat haste

Onwy 4 wewe tulned to paste


To defeat the eviw Ibrees

They tossed an axe into a pit

And awso one of the hewoes…

Shit


He was a twue hewo

He asked fow no fame

Not even a dame


So if you see pink!

You’d bettew wethink!

That could be Pikew Bowdshouldew

Admittedwy, much owdew

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