Difference between revisions of "Remember Lenfarthing"

From Lord of the Craft
Jump to: navigation, search
m (top: Standardising Categories)
m (top: uwu'ification)
Line 2: Line 2:
  
  
Sow the seeds, pluck the weeds!
+
Sow the seeds, pwuck the weeds!
  
 
Bake the bread, brew the mead!
 
Bake the bread, brew the mead!
  
Lenfarthing! Lenfarthing!
+
Wenfawthing! Wenfawthing!
  
Who remembers the Lenfarthing!?,
+
Who wemembews the Wenfawthing!?,
  
Warm as a hearth, pretty as a maid!
+
Wawm as a heawth, pwetty as a maid!
  
Who remembers the Lenfarthing?
+
Who wemembews the Wenfawthing?
  
  
One sad day, with skies o’grey!
+
One sad day, lith skies o’gwey!
  
Dancing along on our merry way!
+
Dancing awong on oul mewwy way!
  
 
But a good day it t’wasn’t meant to be,
 
But a good day it t’wasn’t meant to be,
  
So carefully, carefully be on your guard!
+
So cawefulwy, cawefulwy be on youl guawd!
  
For the angry Scourge are coming to play!
+
Fow the angwy Scoulge awe coming to pway!
  
  
Bravely those of the Lenfarthing stood!
+
Bwavewy those of the Wenfawthing stood!
  
Waving their buckets, shovels, sticks and tools!
+
Waving theiw buckets, shovews, sticks and toows!
  
The Lenfarthing was not so merry on that day,
+
The Wenfawthing was not so mewwy on that day,
  
We worked all together, together as one!
+
We wowked aww togethew, togethew as one!
  
But alas our efforts were all for none,
+
But awas oul effowts wewe aww fow none,
  
The Lenfarthing fell, and so did our homes,
+
The Wenfawthing feww, and so did oul homes,
  
But the Halflings are the merriest of folk!
+
But the Hawflings awe the mewliest of fowk!
  
  
The Ale ship floated away, stowed away the remaining brave
+
The Awe ship fwoated away, stowed away the wemaining brave
  
And Gamle Irongut kept the spells at bay,
+
And Gamwe Iwongut kept the spewws at bay,
  
But alas our our efforts were all for none,
+
But awas oul oul effowts wewe aww fow none,
  
And we were forced to sail away.  
+
And we wewe fowced to saiw away.  
  
  
The Lenfarthing fell but our spirits remain!
+
The Wenfawthing feww but oul spilits wemain!
  
You can’t take the fight from inside our frame!
+
You can’t take the fight fwom inside oul fwame!
  
Rebuilt and renewed we get on with it all,
+
Webuiwt and wenewed we get on lith it aww,
  
For the Halflings are the hardiest of all!
+
Fow the Hawflings awe the hawdiest of aww!
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Revision as of 22:14, 31 March 2020

A very sad song about the great town of Lenfarthing. Maybe not great. The 'OK' town of Lenfarthing.


Sow the seeds, pwuck the weeds!

Bake the bread, brew the mead!

Wenfawthing! Wenfawthing!

Who wemembews the Wenfawthing!?,

Wawm as a heawth, pwetty as a maid!

Who wemembews the Wenfawthing?


One sad day, lith skies o’gwey!

Dancing awong on oul mewwy way!

But a good day it t’wasn’t meant to be,

So cawefulwy, cawefulwy be on youl guawd!

Fow the angwy Scoulge awe coming to pway!


Bwavewy those of the Wenfawthing stood!

Waving theiw buckets, shovews, sticks and toows!

The Wenfawthing was not so mewwy on that day,

We wowked aww togethew, togethew as one!

But awas oul effowts wewe aww fow none,

The Wenfawthing feww, and so did oul homes,

But the Hawflings awe the mewliest of fowk!


The Awe ship fwoated away, stowed away the wemaining brave

And Gamwe Iwongut kept the spewws at bay,

But awas oul oul effowts wewe aww fow none,

And we wewe fowced to saiw away.


The Wenfawthing feww but oul spilits wemain!

You can’t take the fight fwom inside oul fwame!

Webuiwt and wenewed we get on lith it aww,

Fow the Hawflings awe the hawdiest of aww!