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Sow the seeds, pwuck the weeds!
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Sow the seeds, pluck the weeds!
  
 
Bake the bread, brew the mead!
 
Bake the bread, brew the mead!
  
Wenfawthing! Wenfawthing!
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Lenfarthing! Lenfarthing!
  
Who wemembews the Wenfawthing!?,
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Who remembers the Lenfarthing!?,
  
Wawm as a heawth, pwetty as a maid!
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Warm as a hearth, pretty as a maid!
  
Who wemembews the Wenfawthing?
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Who remembers the Lenfarthing?
  
  
One sad day, lith skies o’gwey!
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One sad day, with skies o’grey!
  
Dancing awong on oul mewwy way!
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Dancing along on our merry way!
  
 
But a good day it t’wasn’t meant to be,
 
But a good day it t’wasn’t meant to be,
  
So cawefulwy, cawefulwy be on youl guawd!
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So carefully, carefully be on your guard!
  
Fow the angwy Scoulge awe coming to pway!
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For the angry Scourge are coming to play!
  
  
Bwavewy those of the Wenfawthing stood!
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Bravely those of the Lenfarthing stood!
  
Waving theiw buckets, shovews, sticks and toows!
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Waving their buckets, shovels, sticks and tools!
  
The Wenfawthing was not so mewwy on that day,
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The Lenfarthing was not so merry on that day,
  
We wowked aww togethew, togethew as one!
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We worked all together, together as one!
  
But awas oul effowts wewe aww fow none,
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But alas our efforts were all for none,
  
The Wenfawthing feww, and so did oul homes,
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The Lenfarthing fell, and so did our homes,
  
But the Hawflings awe the mewliest of fowk!
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But the Halflings are the merriest of folk!
  
  
The Awe ship fwoated away, stowed away the wemaining brave
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The Ale ship floated away, stowed away the remaining brave
  
And Gamwe Iwongut kept the spewws at bay,
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And Gamle Irongut kept the spells at bay,
  
But awas oul oul effowts wewe aww fow none,
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But alas our our efforts were all for none,
  
And we wewe fowced to saiw away.  
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And we were forced to sail away.  
  
  
The Wenfawthing feww but oul spilits wemain!
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The Lenfarthing fell but our spirits remain!
  
You can’t take the fight fwom inside oul fwame!
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You can’t take the fight from inside our frame!
  
Webuiwt and wenewed we get on lith it aww,
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Rebuilt and renewed we get on with it all,
  
Fow the Hawflings awe the hawdiest of aww!
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For the Halflings are the hardiest of all!
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Latest revision as of 01:37, 2 April 2020

A very sad song about the great town of Lenfarthing. Maybe not great. The 'OK' town of Lenfarthing.


Sow the seeds, pluck the weeds!

Bake the bread, brew the mead!

Lenfarthing! Lenfarthing!

Who remembers the Lenfarthing!?,

Warm as a hearth, pretty as a maid!

Who remembers the Lenfarthing?


One sad day, with skies o’grey!

Dancing along on our merry way!

But a good day it t’wasn’t meant to be,

So carefully, carefully be on your guard!

For the angry Scourge are coming to play!


Bravely those of the Lenfarthing stood!

Waving their buckets, shovels, sticks and tools!

The Lenfarthing was not so merry on that day,

We worked all together, together as one!

But alas our efforts were all for none,

The Lenfarthing fell, and so did our homes,

But the Halflings are the merriest of folk!


The Ale ship floated away, stowed away the remaining brave

And Gamle Irongut kept the spells at bay,

But alas our our efforts were all for none,

And we were forced to sail away.


The Lenfarthing fell but our spirits remain!

You can’t take the fight from inside our frame!

Rebuilt and renewed we get on with it all,

For the Halflings are the hardiest of all!