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| − | This | + | This historically inaccurate song educates the listener on who Pikel Boldshoulder is/was. |
| − | + | There once lived a dwarf named Pikel Boldshoulder | |
| − | His | + | His hair, colourful |
| − | His | + | His heart, much bolder |
| − | He came to us in | + | He came to us in our hour of need |
| − | He lived by a | + | He lived by a creed, did a great deed |
| − | He and 4 brave | + | He and 4 brave warriors |
| − | Faced | + | Faced with many barriers |
| − | They | + | They ventured into the nether |
| − | They did it | + | They did it with great haste |
| − | + | Only 4 were turned to paste | |
| − | To defeat the | + | To defeat the evil Iblees |
They tossed an axe into a pit | They tossed an axe into a pit | ||
| − | And | + | And also one of the heroes… |
Shit | Shit | ||
| − | He was a | + | He was a true hero |
| − | He asked | + | He asked for no fame |
Not even a dame | Not even a dame | ||
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So if you see pink! | So if you see pink! | ||
| − | You’d | + | You’d better rethink! |
| − | That could be | + | That could be Pikel Boldshoulder |
| − | + | Admittedly, much older | |
[[Category:Literature and Music]] | [[Category:Literature and Music]] | ||
Latest revision as of 01:35, 2 April 2020
This historically inaccurate song educates the listener on who Pikel Boldshoulder is/was.
There once lived a dwarf named Pikel Boldshoulder
His hair, colourful
His heart, much bolder
He came to us in our hour of need
He lived by a creed, did a great deed
He and 4 brave warriors
Faced with many barriers
They ventured into the nether
They did it with great haste
Only 4 were turned to paste
To defeat the evil Iblees
They tossed an axe into a pit
And also one of the heroes…
Shit
He was a true hero
He asked for no fame
Not even a dame
So if you see pink!
You’d better rethink!
That could be Pikel Boldshoulder
Admittedly, much older
