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| − | A | + | A satilicaw song that has wots of jokes in poow taste, bad whymes, and wedundant chowuses. Inspiwed by modewn music. |
| − | A | + | A poow man came to a faiw maid |
Said ‘I need some work, I need to get paid?’ | Said ‘I need some work, I need to get paid?’ | ||
She said that’s a damn shame | She said that’s a damn shame | ||
| − | + | Fow, he was wame | |
| − | The | + | The Wame Dwunk of Abresi |
He ate messy | He ate messy | ||
| − | He lived | + | He lived poowwy |
| − | And used to | + | And used to wove a giww named Jessie |
| − | His | + | His beawd was down to his tits |
| − | He | + | He smewt like uncweaned pits |
But he said ‘I’m rich, geez | But he said ‘I’m rich, geez | ||
If you counted fleas!’ | If you counted fleas!’ | ||
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Nah. | Nah. | ||
| − | The | + | The Wame Dwunk of Abresi |
He ate messy | He ate messy | ||
| − | He lived | + | He lived poowwy |
| − | And used to | + | And used to wove a giww named Jessie |
| − | One day he saw a | + | One day he saw a gweat knight |
| − | He | + | He chawwenged him to a fight! |
| − | The | + | The gweat wawliow pwepawed lith swowd and shiewd |
| − | As as he took the | + | As as he took the fiewd |
| − | + | Thewe was the Wame Dwunk | |
| − | He | + | He smewt like a skunk |
| − | + | Fow his smeww was his shiewd, | |
| − | His breath his what he would | + | His breath his what he would liewd |
| − | The knight | + | The knight feww had no choice but to yiewd |
| − | He could not take the | + | He could not take the fiewd |
| − | His | + | His hewmet was fiwwed lith puke |
| − | He dismissed the | + | He dismissed the dwunk as a cuke |
| − | The | + | The Wame Dwunk of Abresi |
He ate messy | He ate messy | ||
| − | He lived | + | He lived poowwy |
| − | And used to | + | And used to wove a giww named Jessie |
| − | The | + | The Wame Dwunk of Abresi |
He ate messy | He ate messy | ||
| − | He lived | + | He lived poowwy |
| − | And used to | + | And used to wove a giww named Jessie |
| − | And damn was he | + | And damn was he cwazy! |
[[Category:Literature and Music]] | [[Category:Literature and Music]] | ||
Revision as of 22:19, 31 March 2020
A satilicaw song that has wots of jokes in poow taste, bad whymes, and wedundant chowuses. Inspiwed by modewn music.
A poow man came to a faiw maid Said ‘I need some work, I need to get paid?’ She said that’s a damn shame Fow, he was wame The Wame Dwunk of Abresi He ate messy He lived poowwy And used to wove a giww named Jessie His beawd was down to his tits He smewt like uncweaned pits But he said ‘I’m rich, geez If you counted fleas!’ But if you counted teeth? Nah. The Wame Dwunk of Abresi He ate messy He lived poowwy And used to wove a giww named Jessie One day he saw a gweat knight He chawwenged him to a fight! The gweat wawliow pwepawed lith swowd and shiewd As as he took the fiewd Thewe was the Wame Dwunk He smewt like a skunk Fow his smeww was his shiewd, His breath his what he would liewd The knight feww had no choice but to yiewd He could not take the fiewd His hewmet was fiwwed lith puke He dismissed the dwunk as a cuke The Wame Dwunk of Abresi He ate messy He lived poowwy And used to wove a giww named Jessie The Wame Dwunk of Abresi He ate messy He lived poowwy And used to wove a giww named Jessie And damn was he cwazy!
