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| − | A | + | A cautionary tale about the dangers of Alrasian honey-dips. By Aeran Winterleaf. |
| − | A maiden | + | A maiden from Alrash |
| − | The subject of my | + | The subject of my wonder |
| − | And | + | And also the rash |
| − | That is down | + | That is down under |
| − | Fatbuttum | + | Fatbuttum Silverblade |
| − | Second of | + | Second of her name |
| − | + | Although I’m not afraid to admit I paid | |
| − | I | + | I still felt flayed |
| − | And on the | + | And on the morrow |
| − | My | + | My wallet empty, my needs fulfilled |
| − | To my | + | To my horror, I gaze upon her |
| − | My eyes | + | My eyes were unskilled |
| − | The | + | The ale must have gotten to me |
| − | + | For that was no wench | |
| − | But King | + | But King Syrio, pretty as a flea |
But oh, his stench! | But oh, his stench! | ||
[[Category:Literature and Music]] | [[Category:Literature and Music]] | ||
Latest revision as of 01:35, 2 April 2020
A cautionary tale about the dangers of Alrasian honey-dips. By Aeran Winterleaf.
A maiden from Alrash The subject of my wonder And also the rash That is down under Fatbuttum Silverblade Second of her name Although I’m not afraid to admit I paid I still felt flayed And on the morrow My wallet empty, my needs fulfilled To my horror, I gaze upon her My eyes were unskilled The ale must have gotten to me For that was no wench But King Syrio, pretty as a flea But oh, his stench!
