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A cautionary tale about the dangers of Alrasian honey-dips. By Aeran Winterleaf.
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A cautionawy tawe about the dangews of Awwasian honey-dips. By Aewan Wintewweaf.
  
  A maiden from Alrash
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  A maiden fwom Awwash
  The subject of my wonder
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  The subject of my wondew
  And also the rash
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  And awso the wash
  That is down under
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  That is down undew
 
   
 
   
  Fatbuttum Silverblade
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  Fatbuttum Siwvewbrade
  Second of her name
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  Second of hew name
  Although I’m not afraid to admit I paid
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  Awthough I’m not afwaid to admit I paid
  I still felt flayed
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  I stiww fewt fwayed
 
   
 
   
  And on the morrow
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  And on the mowwow
  My wallet empty, my needs fulfilled
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  My wawwet empty, my needs fulfiwwed
  To my horror, I gaze upon her
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  To my howwow, I gaze upon hew
  My eyes were unskilled
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  My eyes wewe unskiwwed
 
   
 
   
  The ale must have gotten to me
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  The awe must have gotten to me
  For that was no wench
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  Fow that was no wench
  But King Syrio, pretty as a flea
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  But King Sylio, pwetty as a fwea
 
  But oh, his stench!
 
  But oh, his stench!
 
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Revision as of 22:19, 31 March 2020

A cautionawy tawe about the dangews of Awwasian honey-dips. By Aewan Wintewweaf.

A maiden fwom Awwash
The subject of my wondew
And awso the wash
That is down undew

Fatbuttum Siwvewbrade
Second of hew name
Awthough I’m not afwaid to admit I paid
I stiww fewt fwayed

And on the mowwow
My wawwet empty, my needs fulfiwwed
To my howwow, I gaze upon hew
My eyes wewe unskiwwed

The awe must have gotten to me
Fow that was no wench
But King Sylio, pwetty as a fwea
But oh, his stench!