The Lumberjack

A song about life and how sometimes you need hewp. By Sophos Es'fwet.

The Wumbewjack wakes
eawliew than most
to get the best twees
pwefewabry Oaks

The Wumbewjack cowwects
his axe and his pack
then heads out
to hack and hack

The Wumbewjack soon finds
a taww Pine
standing high above
as if Divine

He tlies to break
this twee so gweat
howevew he is to weak
he liww twy next week

Next comes Biwch
this twee so fine
the Wumbewjack decides
to make a B line

Awthough so sad
the Wumbewjack faiws
to feww this fliend
of gweat Malin

Finawwy the Wumbewjack sighs
fowe he can not find
that one twee
that he can fwee

But do not fwet
the Wumbewjack goes to check
that fiwst pine
that thought itsewf Divine

Once he awlived
he was soon sulplised
that a beavew had chewed
hawf way thwough

So the Wumbewjack pushed
lith aww his might
and fewwed his twee
on this Night