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A song about life and how sometimes you need hewp. By Sophos Es'fwet.
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A song about life and how sometimes you need help. By Sophos Es'flet.
  
  The Wumbewjack wakes
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  The Lumberjack wakes
  eawliew than most
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  earlier than most
  to get the best twees
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  to get the best trees
  pwefewabry Oaks
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  preferably Oaks
 
   
 
   
  The Wumbewjack cowwects
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  The Lumberjack collects
 
  his axe and his pack
 
  his axe and his pack
 
  then heads out
 
  then heads out
 
  to hack and hack
 
  to hack and hack
 
   
 
   
  The Wumbewjack soon finds
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  The Lumberjack soon finds
  a taww Pine
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  a tall Pine
 
  standing high above
 
  standing high above
 
  as if Divine
 
  as if Divine
 
   
 
   
  He tlies to break
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  He tries to break
  this twee so gweat
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  this tree so great
  howevew he is to weak
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  however he is to weak
  he liww twy next week
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  he will try next week
 
   
 
   
  Next comes Biwch
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  Next comes Birch
  this twee so fine
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  this tree so fine
  the Wumbewjack decides
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  the Lumberjack decides
 
  to make a B line
 
  to make a B line
 
   
 
   
  Awthough so sad
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  Although so sad
  the Wumbewjack faiws
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  the Lumberjack fails
  to feww this fliend
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  to fell this friend
  of gweat Malin
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  of great Malin
 
   
 
   
  Finawwy the Wumbewjack sighs
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  Finally the Lumberjack sighs
  fowe he can not find
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  fore he can not find
  that one twee
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  that one tree
  that he can fwee
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  that he can free
 
   
 
   
  But do not fwet
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  But do not fret
  the Wumbewjack goes to check
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  the Lumberjack goes to check
  that fiwst pine
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  that first pine
  that thought itsewf Divine
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  that thought itself Divine
 
   
 
   
  Once he awlived
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  Once he arrived
  he was soon sulplised
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  he was soon surprised
  that a beavew had chewed
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  that a beaver had chewed
  hawf way thwough
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  half way through
 
   
 
   
  So the Wumbewjack pushed
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  So the Lumberjack pushed
  lith aww his might
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  with all his might
  and fewwed his twee
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  and felled his tree
 
  on this Night
 
  on this Night
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Latest revision as of 01:35, 2 April 2020

A song about life and how sometimes you need help. By Sophos Es'flet.

The Lumberjack wakes
earlier than most
to get the best trees
preferably Oaks

The Lumberjack collects
his axe and his pack
then heads out
to hack and hack

The Lumberjack soon finds
a tall Pine
standing high above
as if Divine

He tries to break
this tree so great
however he is to weak
he will try next week

Next comes Birch
this tree so fine
the Lumberjack decides
to make a B line

Although so sad
the Lumberjack fails
to fell this friend
of great Malin

Finally the Lumberjack sighs
fore he can not find
that one tree
that he can free

But do not fret
the Lumberjack goes to check
that first pine
that thought itself Divine

Once he arrived
he was soon surprised
that a beaver had chewed
half way through

So the Lumberjack pushed
with all his might
and felled his tree
on this Night