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The Emewawd Cowwection of Stowy and Song is a cowwection of two known vowumes. They wewe compiwed by Aemyn Vewde duling The Flinge when he was a membew of The Emewawd Company. The Emewawd Company was a smaww acting company which began in the eawwy end of Anthos and went on untiw the end of The Flinge. It is unknown of the status of the membews aftew the move to Thawes. Aww but one of these wowks awe wlitten by Aemyn Vewde, lith the exception of
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The Emerald Collection of Story and Song is a collection of two known volumes. They were compiled by Aemyn Verde during The Fringe when he was a member of The Emerald Company. The Emerald Company was a small acting company which began in the early end of Anthos and went on until the end of The Fringe. It is unknown of the status of the members after the move to Thales. All but one of these works are written by Aemyn Verde, with the exception of
An Account of the Gweat Battwe of the End of Anthos, which was oliginawwy wlitten by Melit Pascaw of the Owdew of the Gowden Wance.
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An Account of the Great Battle of the End of Anthos, which was originally written by Merit Pascal of the Order of the Golden Lance.
  
 
== '''Volume One''' ==
 
== '''Volume One''' ==
  
  
An Account of the Gweat Battwe of the End of Anthos
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An Account of the Great Battle of the End of Anthos
  
 
"The waves rushed over the burned and cracked lands as many warriors of all kin held the gates between Anthos and the Fringe from the Scourge, the Golden Lance at their side. The fight lasted many days as the lands flooded! Brave men fell to the evil trickery of the Scourge; Scourge were slain by steel and lance alike. But soon a massive tidal wave - be it from the scourge's magic or a natural disaster, swept through the land! It crashed down upon the battlefield as the warriors fled back to the doors that sealed the Fringe and Anthos, making a final stand against the Scourge before the large doors were finally closed, sealing us off from our old home. That's when the battle ended."
 
"The waves rushed over the burned and cracked lands as many warriors of all kin held the gates between Anthos and the Fringe from the Scourge, the Golden Lance at their side. The fight lasted many days as the lands flooded! Brave men fell to the evil trickery of the Scourge; Scourge were slain by steel and lance alike. But soon a massive tidal wave - be it from the scourge's magic or a natural disaster, swept through the land! It crashed down upon the battlefield as the warriors fled back to the doors that sealed the Fringe and Anthos, making a final stand against the Scourge before the large doors were finally closed, sealing us off from our old home. That's when the battle ended."
  
Bawwad: An End of Gowd and Watew
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Ballad: An End of Gold and Water
  
Wisten cwose, my fliends; hawk ye  
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Listen close, my friends; hark ye  
  
How faiw Anthos feww to the sea;  
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How fair Anthos fell to the sea;  
  
How oul home of but fifty yeaws
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How our home of but fifty years
  
Did send us fowth lith naught but teaws.
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Did send us forth with naught but tears.
  
  
The weawms of man, of ewf, and dwawf;
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The realms of man, of elf, and dwarf;
  
Of kha, the hawflings, and of owcs,
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Of kha, the halflings, and of orcs,
  
Had emptied aww into the Flinge,
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Had emptied all into the Fringe,
  
Seawching fow new lives lithin,
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Searching for new lives within,
  
But weft behind the woots they'd pwanted;
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But left behind the roots they'd planted;
  
And took faiw Anthos' peace fow gwanted.
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And took fair Anthos' peace for granted.
  
  
With such a vulnewabre state exposed,
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With such a vulnerable state exposed,
  
The Scoulge did swoop upon theiw foes,
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The Scourge did swoop upon their foes,
  
Theiw shadow spwead 'cwoss the peopwe's waaands,
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Their shadow spread 'cross the people's laaands,
  
Untiw, at Cwoud Tempwe, a battwe was to be haaad.
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Until, at Cloud Temple, a battle was to be haaad.
  
The fwee fowk braced themsewves; side by side
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The free folk braced themselves; side by side
  
They faced the thweat of theiw demise!
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They faced the threat of their demise!
  
  
The good fowk of Anthos did not stand awone,
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The good folk of Anthos did not stand alone,
  
Fow aiding them in defense of theiw pwecious home,
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For aiding them in defense of their precious home,
  
Stood the valiant, the honoul-bound, the brave!
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Stood the valiant, the honour-bound, the brave!
  
They stood theiw gwound, knoling they stood upon theiw gwave!
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They stood their ground, knowing they stood upon their grave!
  
The Scoulge-defying men of the Gowden Wance
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The Scourge-defying men of the Golden Lance
  
Did pwepawe to engage eviw in most deadwy dance!
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Did prepare to engage evil in most deadly dance!
  
  
And as the Scoulge descended, seeking souls to sway,
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And as the Scourge descended, seeking souls to slay,
  
The sky wet woose its own contlibution into the fway.
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The sky let loose its own contribution into the fray.
  
The heavens bawwaged the fowces lith wain and sweet;
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The heavens barraged the forces with rain and sleet;
  
Bwade, wance, and magic did in this downpoul meet.
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Blade, lance, and magic did in this downpour meet.
  
Bwave men wewe swain; brood mixed lith wain,
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Brave men were slain; blood mixed with rain,
  
And, aww the whiwe, the gods swowwy sunk the pwain.
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And, all the while, the gods slowly sunk the plain.
  
  
But 'swowwy' is a tewm most misweading,
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But 'slowly' is a term most misleading,
  
Fow soon the twue victow would be appealing;
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For soon the true victor would be appearing;
  
  
The wwath of natule, awwegiance unknown,
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The wrath of nature, allegiance unknown,
  
Did lise fwom the sea, and was fwom thewe thwown
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Did rise from the sea, and was from there thrown
  
Upon the mainwand; this waww of watew swept thwough,
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Upon the mainland; this wall of water swept through,
  
Belittling mountains, dwowning aww we knew.
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Belittling mountains, drowning all we knew.
  
  
And so, as the Gowden Wance wepewwed the Scoulge,
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And so, as the Golden Lance repelled the Scourge,
  
Fwom the coast did sound the ominous diwge;
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From the coast did sound the ominous dirge;
  
Ten-thousand waves cwashed, bringing death and mowe,
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Ten-thousand waves crashed, bringing death and more,
  
But, sliftwy, the descendants shut the doow
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But, swiftly, the descendants shut the door
  
Between Flinge and Home; weft the tempest to break bone;
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Between Fringe and Home; left the tempest to break bone;
  
And, in that moment, Anthos ended lith one mighty gwoan.
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And, in that moment, Anthos ended with one mighty groan.
  
  
Then, siwence; the peopwe simpwy stood,
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Then, silence; the people simply stood,
  
Gone, was theiw livelihood.
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Gone, was their livelihood.
  
But, wesowute in saclifice that had been made,
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But, resolute in sacrifice that had been made,
  
They tulned towawds new life that, befowe them, did await.
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They turned towards new life that, before them, did await.
  
  
 
== Volume Two ==
 
== Volume Two ==
  
Bawwad: O! Sweet Maiden of Fwotsam-Town!
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Ballad: O! Sweet Maiden of Flotsam-Town!
  
Thewe once danced a maiden sweet
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There once danced a maiden sweet
  
Fwom Fwotsam-town on dainty feet
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From Flotsam-town on dainty feet
  
Faw awong the Anthos Highway,
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Far along the Anthos Highway,
  
Each gwaceful step did bring hew my way.
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Each graceful step did bring her my way.
  
It was such that I did gwance
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It was such that I did glance
  
Upon the holizon 'cwoss which she pwanced,
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Upon the horizon 'cross which she pranced,
  
  
Hew gowden haiw the lind cawessed,
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Her golden hair the wind caressed,
  
And tugged at woowen skiwt, exposin'
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And tugged at woolen skirt, exposin'
  
Wegs lith which she'd been quite bress'd,
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Legs with which she'd been quite bless'd,
  
Nevewthewess! T'was not hew cwothin'
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Nevertheless! T'was not her clothin'
  
 
That caught my eye,
 
That caught my eye,
  
'Twas the awwule of hew faiw eyes!
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'Twas the allure of her fair eyes!
  
  
Upon the wute I pwayed fow hew;
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Upon the lute I played for her;
  
She spun upon hew feet - a brul!
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She spun upon her feet - a blur!
  
And then, as the tune swowwy faded,
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And then, as the tune slowly faded,
  
 
She stopped, panting, in the mud.
 
She stopped, panting, in the mud.
  
'Twas then that faiw compwexion,
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'Twas then that fair complexion,
  
Shimmeling, shaking, took on pewfection.
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Shimmering, shaking, took on perfection.
  
  
The sheww of that poow peasant wass,
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The shell of that poor peasant lass,
  
Did break and faww like shattew'd gwass;
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Did break and fall like shatter'd glass;
  
And whewe she once wowe woowen wags;
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And where she once wore woolen rags;
  
In siwken white, hewd an Aengul's fwag!
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In silken white, held an Aengul's flag!
  
'pon gowden lings she then ascended,
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'pon golden wings she then ascended,
  
And thewe, she sang, hew voice so spwendid:
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And there, she sang, her voice so splendid:
  
  
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"Back t'wards the heavens gold!"
 
"Back t'wards the heavens gold!"
  
I sat thewe, shiv'ling in the cowd,
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I sat there, shiv'ring in the cold,
  
And watched hew fade light out of sight,
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And watched her fade right out of sight,
  
Once upon a wonewy night...
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Once upon a lonely night...
  
Wowd Extowtion, ow, The Flight of the Emewawd Company
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Lord Extortion, or, The Flight of the Emerald Company
  
The situation had spwung up on a night as owdinawy as any othew; cwowds began to fwock as the Emewawd Company plimed fow anothew night of music and mewliment. Aemyn, backstage, pwucked the stlings of his wute, tuning its stlings to pewfection. Devon muttewed something about how awfulwy wawge the cwowd was, as Awegon stood upon the stage, cawling passewsby in to join the awweady-assembred audience. Waughtew fiwwed the cwosswoads between Vekawo and Kvaz as this Mastew of Cewemonies empwoyed his stand-up chawm.
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The situation had sprung up on a night as ordinary as any other; crowds began to flock as the Emerald Company primed for another night of music and merriment. Aemyn, backstage, plucked the strings of his lute, tuning its strings to perfection. Devon muttered something about how awfully large the crowd was, as Aregon stood upon the stage, calling passersby in to join the already-assembled audience. Laughter filled the crossroads between Vekaro and Kvaz as this Master of Ceremonies employed his stand-up charm.
  
This atmosphewe of miwth sliftwy dissipated as a glim-wooking figule pushed thwough the suddenwy siwent onwookews. Fwom behind his scwaggwy beawd, his culwed lips and cowd eyes mawked him as an oppwessow of the poow in spilit; a nobre seeking to extowt those he deemed 'beneath him' , and, lith theiw taxes, vassawage, and vewy lives, he sought to pad his stone-cowd thwone.
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This atmosphere of mirth swiftly dissipated as a grim-looking figure pushed through the suddenly silent onlookers. From behind his scraggly beard, his curled lips and cold eyes marked him as an oppressor of the poor in spirit; a noble seeking to extort those he deemed 'beneath him' , and, with their taxes, vassalage, and very lives, he sought to pad his stone-cold throne.
  
Fwom between desiccated, wustful lips of Ivan Wuthewn wewe spat the egwegious wowds, inquiling,
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From between desiccated, lustful lips of Ivan Ruthern were spat the egregious words, inquiring,
  
 
"What are you doing on my land!?"
 
"What are you doing on my land!?"
  
The membews of the Company blinked, tulning to each othew in confusion. Of what did he speak? Sulewy we awen't on wand that bewongs to that howlid, toweling keep? Pewhaps we can, lith amicabre pewsuasion, tuln his wwath away? This was Aemyn's mentality as he descended fwom the stage... He swapped a hand to the owd codgew's shouldew, pwoposing that they take this business ewsewhewe, that buleaucwacy would not distulb theiw positive enewgy - theiw 'vibe'.
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The members of the Company blinked, turning to each other in confusion. Of what did he speak? Surely we aren't on land that belongs to that horrid, towering keep? Perhaps we can, with amicable persuasion, turn his wrath away? This was Aemyn's mentality as he descended from the stage... He slapped a hand to the old codger's shoulder, proposing that they take this business elsewhere, that bureaucracy would not disturb their positive energy - their 'vibe'.
  
And so, in the fligid hawws of the nest whewe cwows do sweep, the sewfish wowd did wegawd, lith contempt, the entewtainews at his feet. They begged why, at aww, thewe need be such livawwy; why not wet them cawwy on?
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And so, in the frigid halls of the nest where crows do sleep, the selfish lord did regard, with contempt, the entertainers at his feet. They begged why, at all, there need be such rivalry; why not let them carry on?
  
 
"NO! The laws of feudalism do provide me with the cause to extort from you taxes, just like any other under my blessed 'protection'! If you wish to remain (living) on that knoll, you will give to me yearly... Three-hundred Minas - Nay! Five-hundred!"
 
"NO! The laws of feudalism do provide me with the cause to extort from you taxes, just like any other under my blessed 'protection'! If you wish to remain (living) on that knoll, you will give to me yearly... Three-hundred Minas - Nay! Five-hundred!"
  
By the end of his tiwade, he had settwed on thwee-thousand!
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By the end of his tirade, he had settled on three-thousand!
  
Aemyn wooked to Awegon; unsule, at fiwst, but sliftwy wesowution came to the paiw. Aemyn cweawed his thwoat, and defiantwy stated that they would not bow to his unjust demands; they would move ewsewhewe!
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Aemyn looked to Aregon; unsure, at first, but swiftly resolution came to the pair. Aemyn cleared his throat, and defiantly stated that they would not bow to his unjust demands; they would move elsewhere!
  
 
"Hah! Very well, you poor fools, but hear this! If you have not rid me of you presence by midnight, you will find yourself just that - fools! My steward; go fetch the jesters hats; I sense they will soon have someone to entertain!"
 
"Hah! Very well, you poor fools, but hear this! If you have not rid me of you presence by midnight, you will find yourself just that - fools! My steward; go fetch the jesters hats; I sense they will soon have someone to entertain!"
  
The sinistew, wlinkwed wowd cackwed as his 'guests' stowmed fwom his waiw; but, undewestimating the vawue of brave Aemyn's wowd, he began compiling a list of wulwabies - songs that his mothew used to sing to him 'tiw the vewy day she died. Not stwange in itsewf, apawt fwom the odd fact - that she had died just wast week, at the climinaw hands - ow pants, wathew, of hew son - his noxious gas had kiwwed hew in hew sweep!
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The sinister, wrinkled lord cackled as his 'guests' stormed from his lair; but, underestimating the value of brave Aemyn's word, he began compiling a list of lullabies - songs that his mother used to sing to him 'til the very day she died. Not strange in itself, apart from the odd fact - that she had died just last week, at the criminal hands - or pants, rather, of her son - his noxious gas had killed her in her sleep!
  
But the valiant, detewmined men of the Emewawd Company had no intention of staying undew the oppwession of that maniacaw tlit; they pwepawed, post-haste, to be, of him, lid. The wagon wumbred faw away, behind the gwaveyawd hiww, whewe Aemyn had dwunkenwy piddwed on King Heinlik's gwave. The wagon wobbred as it passed the spot whewe Aemyn had then vomited on Wowd Tuvya's chestpwate. It was a wong time befowe the wagon stopped in peaceful wands - at weast a hundwed metwes away!
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But the valiant, determined men of the Emerald Company had no intention of staying under the oppression of that maniacal twit; they prepared, post-haste, to be, of him, rid. The wagon rumbled far away, behind the graveyard hill, where Aemyn had drunkenly piddled on King Heinrik's grave. The wagon wobbled as it passed the spot where Aemyn had then vomited on Lord Tuvya's chestplate. It was a long time before the wagon stopped in peaceful lands - at least a hundred metres away!
  
And so, now, the mewwy band, entewtains beside the wawws of gwand Vekawo, and lith the pwoud patwonage of the gweat weadew Tuvya, who does honoul to the cause of song, stowy, and of miwth. Wet his joyous name be extowwed as we entewtain upon his eawth!
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And so, now, the merry band, entertains beside the walls of grand Vekaro, and with the proud patronage of the great leader Tuvya, who does honour to the cause of song, story, and of mirth. Let his joyous name be extolled as we entertain upon his earth!
  
But culsed shaww be the name of Wuthewn - wet it be twampwed in the diwt!
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But cursed shall be the name of Ruthern - let it be trampled in the dirt!
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Revision as of 01:35, 2 April 2020

The Emerald Collection of Story and Song is a collection of two known volumes. They were compiled by Aemyn Verde during The Fringe when he was a member of The Emerald Company. The Emerald Company was a small acting company which began in the early end of Anthos and went on until the end of The Fringe. It is unknown of the status of the members after the move to Thales. All but one of these works are written by Aemyn Verde, with the exception of An Account of the Great Battle of the End of Anthos, which was originally written by Merit Pascal of the Order of the Golden Lance.

Volume One

An Account of the Great Battle of the End of Anthos

"The waves rushed over the burned and cracked lands as many warriors of all kin held the gates between Anthos and the Fringe from the Scourge, the Golden Lance at their side. The fight lasted many days as the lands flooded! Brave men fell to the evil trickery of the Scourge; Scourge were slain by steel and lance alike. But soon a massive tidal wave - be it from the scourge's magic or a natural disaster, swept through the land! It crashed down upon the battlefield as the warriors fled back to the doors that sealed the Fringe and Anthos, making a final stand against the Scourge before the large doors were finally closed, sealing us off from our old home. That's when the battle ended."

Ballad: An End of Gold and Water

Listen close, my friends; hark ye

How fair Anthos fell to the sea;

How our home of but fifty years

Did send us forth with naught but tears.


The realms of man, of elf, and dwarf;

Of kha, the halflings, and of orcs,

Had emptied all into the Fringe,

Searching for new lives within,

But left behind the roots they'd planted;

And took fair Anthos' peace for granted.


With such a vulnerable state exposed,

The Scourge did swoop upon their foes,

Their shadow spread 'cross the people's laaands,

Until, at Cloud Temple, a battle was to be haaad.

The free folk braced themselves; side by side

They faced the threat of their demise!


The good folk of Anthos did not stand alone,

For aiding them in defense of their precious home,

Stood the valiant, the honour-bound, the brave!

They stood their ground, knowing they stood upon their grave!

The Scourge-defying men of the Golden Lance

Did prepare to engage evil in most deadly dance!


And as the Scourge descended, seeking souls to slay,

The sky let loose its own contribution into the fray.

The heavens barraged the forces with rain and sleet;

Blade, lance, and magic did in this downpour meet.

Brave men were slain; blood mixed with rain,

And, all the while, the gods slowly sunk the plain.


But 'slowly' is a term most misleading,

For soon the true victor would be appearing;


The wrath of nature, allegiance unknown,

Did rise from the sea, and was from there thrown

Upon the mainland; this wall of water swept through,

Belittling mountains, drowning all we knew.


And so, as the Golden Lance repelled the Scourge,

From the coast did sound the ominous dirge;

Ten-thousand waves crashed, bringing death and more,

But, swiftly, the descendants shut the door

Between Fringe and Home; left the tempest to break bone;

And, in that moment, Anthos ended with one mighty groan.


Then, silence; the people simply stood,

Gone, was their livelihood.

But, resolute in sacrifice that had been made,

They turned towards new life that, before them, did await.


Volume Two

Ballad: O! Sweet Maiden of Flotsam-Town!

There once danced a maiden sweet

From Flotsam-town on dainty feet

Far along the Anthos Highway,

Each graceful step did bring her my way.

It was such that I did glance

Upon the horizon 'cross which she pranced,


Her golden hair the wind caressed,

And tugged at woolen skirt, exposin'

Legs with which she'd been quite bless'd,

Nevertheless! T'was not her clothin'

That caught my eye,

'Twas the allure of her fair eyes!


Upon the lute I played for her;

She spun upon her feet - a blur!

And then, as the tune slowly faded,

She stopped, panting, in the mud.

'Twas then that fair complexion,

Shimmering, shaking, took on perfection.


The shell of that poor peasant lass,

Did break and fall like shatter'd glass;

And where she once wore woolen rags;

In silken white, held an Aengul's flag!

'pon golden wings she then ascended,

And there, she sang, her voice so splendid:


"My thanks for your song," she sighs,


"The tune so sweet it made me rise,

"Back t'wards the heavens gold!"

I sat there, shiv'ring in the cold,

And watched her fade right out of sight,

Once upon a lonely night...

Lord Extortion, or, The Flight of the Emerald Company

The situation had sprung up on a night as ordinary as any other; crowds began to flock as the Emerald Company primed for another night of music and merriment. Aemyn, backstage, plucked the strings of his lute, tuning its strings to perfection. Devon muttered something about how awfully large the crowd was, as Aregon stood upon the stage, calling passersby in to join the already-assembled audience. Laughter filled the crossroads between Vekaro and Kvaz as this Master of Ceremonies employed his stand-up charm.

This atmosphere of mirth swiftly dissipated as a grim-looking figure pushed through the suddenly silent onlookers. From behind his scraggly beard, his curled lips and cold eyes marked him as an oppressor of the poor in spirit; a noble seeking to extort those he deemed 'beneath him' , and, with their taxes, vassalage, and very lives, he sought to pad his stone-cold throne.

From between desiccated, lustful lips of Ivan Ruthern were spat the egregious words, inquiring,

"What are you doing on my land!?"

The members of the Company blinked, turning to each other in confusion. Of what did he speak? Surely we aren't on land that belongs to that horrid, towering keep? Perhaps we can, with amicable persuasion, turn his wrath away? This was Aemyn's mentality as he descended from the stage... He slapped a hand to the old codger's shoulder, proposing that they take this business elsewhere, that bureaucracy would not disturb their positive energy - their 'vibe'.

And so, in the frigid halls of the nest where crows do sleep, the selfish lord did regard, with contempt, the entertainers at his feet. They begged why, at all, there need be such rivalry; why not let them carry on?

"NO! The laws of feudalism do provide me with the cause to extort from you taxes, just like any other under my blessed 'protection'! If you wish to remain (living) on that knoll, you will give to me yearly... Three-hundred Minas - Nay! Five-hundred!"

By the end of his tirade, he had settled on three-thousand!

Aemyn looked to Aregon; unsure, at first, but swiftly resolution came to the pair. Aemyn cleared his throat, and defiantly stated that they would not bow to his unjust demands; they would move elsewhere!

"Hah! Very well, you poor fools, but hear this! If you have not rid me of you presence by midnight, you will find yourself just that - fools! My steward; go fetch the jesters hats; I sense they will soon have someone to entertain!"

The sinister, wrinkled lord cackled as his 'guests' stormed from his lair; but, underestimating the value of brave Aemyn's word, he began compiling a list of lullabies - songs that his mother used to sing to him 'til the very day she died. Not strange in itself, apart from the odd fact - that she had died just last week, at the criminal hands - or pants, rather, of her son - his noxious gas had killed her in her sleep!

But the valiant, determined men of the Emerald Company had no intention of staying under the oppression of that maniacal twit; they prepared, post-haste, to be, of him, rid. The wagon rumbled far away, behind the graveyard hill, where Aemyn had drunkenly piddled on King Heinrik's grave. The wagon wobbled as it passed the spot where Aemyn had then vomited on Lord Tuvya's chestplate. It was a long time before the wagon stopped in peaceful lands - at least a hundred metres away!

And so, now, the merry band, entertains beside the walls of grand Vekaro, and with the proud patronage of the great leader Tuvya, who does honour to the cause of song, story, and of mirth. Let his joyous name be extolled as we entertain upon his earth!

But cursed shall be the name of Ruthern - let it be trampled in the dirt!