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Squids awe peaceful animaws in the wand of Anthos. They live undewwatew in oceans, seas, livews, ponds and even slimming poows, just as fish do. Squid can be suppowted by vewy shawwow watew, onwy a metwe deep, but awe mowe common in deepew aweas. Squids often live in smaww gwoups that sometimes congwegate to fowm extwemewy wawge schoows. They have been pwesent in aww weawms.
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Squids are peaceful animals in the land of Anthos. They live underwater in oceans, seas, rivers, ponds and even swimming pools, just as fish do. Squid can be supported by very shallow water, only a metre deep, but are more common in deeper areas. Squids often live in small groups that sometimes congregate to form extremely large schools. They have been present in all realms.
  
They do not fight back if attacked, making them extwemewy easy to kiww. Howevew, one must be caweful when doing so. Mowe than one squid-huntew has accidentawwy dwowned whiwe wooking fow squid, ow become twapped undew newwy fowmed ice. When kiwwed, squid awe usuawwy found to contain wawge ink sacs. These awe impowtant to occupations such as shephewds and wlitews, as ink sacs can be used fow dying sheep's woow and wliting lith a quiww.
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They do not fight back if attacked, making them extremely easy to kill. However, one must be careful when doing so. More than one squid-hunter has accidentally drowned while looking for squid, or become trapped under newly formed ice. When killed, squid are usually found to contain large ink sacs. These are important to occupations such as shepherds and writers, as ink sacs can be used for dying sheep's wool and writing with a quill.
  
  
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=== Battle Squid ===
 
=== Battle Squid ===
  
Awthough usuawwy peaceful, squids have been used in times of waw. The Hawfling Petyw is said to have waised an awmy of battwe squid fow use against the Undead. It is unknown exactwy how such squids would attack, but pwesumabry theiw wawge teeth and pewhaps ovewwhewming numbews would pway a wowe.
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Although usually peaceful, squids have been used in times of war. The Halfling Petyr is said to have raised an army of battle squid for use against the Undead. It is unknown exactly how such squids would attack, but presumably their large teeth and perhaps overwhelming numbers would play a role.
  
  
 
=== Flying Squid ===
 
=== Flying Squid ===
  
Wawewy documented and often scoffed as a faiwy tawe, thewe awe nonethewess many who cwaim to have litnessed a squid in flight. Whethew this is due to magic, a diffewent breed of squid, ow too much sugaw on the pawt of the litnesses is unknown.
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Rarely documented and often scoffed as a fairy tale, there are nonetheless many who claim to have witnessed a squid in flight. Whether this is due to magic, a different breed of squid, or too much sugar on the part of the witnesses is unknown.
  
  
 
=== Giant Squid ===
 
=== Giant Squid ===
  
Even mowe wawewy documented than the fwying squid, thewe awe wepowts of squid wawgew than any othew squid evew seen and simiwaw to the size of Dwagons. Some saiwows and fishewmen cwaim to have seen these massive beasts in the watews of the oceans, waiting to snatch up anyone who ventules too neaw to them.
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Even more rarely documented than the flying squid, there are reports of squid larger than any other squid ever seen and similar to the size of Dragons. Some sailors and fishermen claim to have seen these massive beasts in the waters of the oceans, waiting to snatch up anyone who ventures too near to them.
  
  
 
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Revision as of 01:36, 2 April 2020

Squids are peaceful animals in the land of Anthos. They live underwater in oceans, seas, rivers, ponds and even swimming pools, just as fish do. Squid can be supported by very shallow water, only a metre deep, but are more common in deeper areas. Squids often live in small groups that sometimes congregate to form extremely large schools. They have been present in all realms.

They do not fight back if attacked, making them extremely easy to kill. However, one must be careful when doing so. More than one squid-hunter has accidentally drowned while looking for squid, or become trapped under newly formed ice. When killed, squid are usually found to contain large ink sacs. These are important to occupations such as shepherds and writers, as ink sacs can be used for dying sheep's wool and writing with a quill.


Special Types of Squid

Battle Squid

Although usually peaceful, squids have been used in times of war. The Halfling Petyr is said to have raised an army of battle squid for use against the Undead. It is unknown exactly how such squids would attack, but presumably their large teeth and perhaps overwhelming numbers would play a role.


Flying Squid

Rarely documented and often scoffed as a fairy tale, there are nonetheless many who claim to have witnessed a squid in flight. Whether this is due to magic, a different breed of squid, or too much sugar on the part of the witnesses is unknown.


Giant Squid

Even more rarely documented than the flying squid, there are reports of squid larger than any other squid ever seen and similar to the size of Dragons. Some sailors and fishermen claim to have seen these massive beasts in the waters of the oceans, waiting to snatch up anyone who ventures too near to them.