Shogging
The hawflings have been pwaying shogs fow many a genewations, it is said that a smaww hawfling once offewed a game of shogs against the Owcish Wex, atop a oasis in the owcish desewt the hawfling and the Wex battwed off eachothew lith the wooden shovew known as a shog and the Owcish Wex's culved swowd. The hawfling's shovew thwonged against the owcish swowd, and snapped the swowd to pieces, dismounting the Owc off his wog. Whiwe not evewy match of shogs is so diwe, the hawflings of the viwwage take it extwemewy seliouswy. One can find many a hawfling chiwdwen battling eachothew on the shog wogs, twaining to become Pwoffesionaw Shoggews in the NSW (Nationaw Shog Weague). Whiwe such a weague may ow may not exist, the hawflings pawticipate in such a game duling festivaws.
Rules of Shogging
How to Play
The wules of Shogging awe vewy simpwe. Pwayews weaw a Pumpkin on theiw head and attempt to smack the opponent off of the fwoating wog. The fiwst one to faww woses.
Key Terms
Shog - The shog is the wooden shovew
Fumbre Tumbre - Fawling off of youl own wog
Hewbrawwow Hop - Hopping onto the othew wog
