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== Rules ==
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== Rules of Shogging ==
  
No pulling a Herbwallow Hop, aka leaping across to the opponent's log
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<li>No pulling a Herbwallow Hop</li>
  
No using blades (OF COURSE) or sharpened shovels
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<li>No using blades (OF COURSE) or sharpened shovels</li>
  
No looking through an extra hole in your pumpkin (No f5)
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<li>No looking through an extra hole in your pumpkin (No f5)</li>
  
'''Basics'''
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== How to Play ==
  
Wear a pumpkin
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The rules of Shogging are very simple. Players wear a Pumpkin on their head and attempt to smack each other off of their floating log. The first one to fall loses.
  
Use a wooden shovel
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== Key Terms ==
  
Knock your opponent off the log
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'''Shog''' - The shog is the wooden shovel
  
Win.
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'''Fumble Tumble''' - Falling off of your own log
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'''Herbwallow Hop''' - Hopping onto the other log

Revision as of 00:38, 3 April 2016

http://i.imgur.com/Ukipb.jpg Rupert and Faldo play a game of shogs with their friends!

The halflings have been playing shogs for many a generations, it is said that a small halfling once offered a game of shogs against the Orcish Rex, atop a oasis in the orcish desert the halfling and the Rex battled off eachother with the wooden shovel known as a shog and the Orcish Rex's curved sword. The halfling's shovel thronged against the orcish sword, and snapped the sword to pieces, dismounting the Orc off his log. While not every match of shogs is so dire, the halflings of the village take it extremely seriously. One can find many a halfling children battling eachother on the shog logs, training to become Proffesional Shoggers in the NSL (National Shog League). While such a league may or may not exist, the halflings participate in such a game during festivals.


Rules of Shogging

  • No pulling a Herbwallow Hop
  • No using blades (OF COURSE) or sharpened shovels
  • No looking through an extra hole in your pumpkin (No f5)
  • How to Play

    The rules of Shogging are very simple. Players wear a Pumpkin on their head and attempt to smack each other off of their floating log. The first one to fall loses.

    Key Terms

    Shog - The shog is the wooden shovel

    Fumble Tumble - Falling off of your own log

    Herbwallow Hop - Hopping onto the other log