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[[File:shogging.jpg|thumb|right|500px|Rupert and Faldo play a game of shogs with their friends!]] | [[File:shogging.jpg|thumb|right|500px|Rupert and Faldo play a game of shogs with their friends!]] | ||
| − | The | + | The halflings have been playing shogs for many a generations, it is said that a small halfling once offered a game of shogs against the Orcish Rex, atop a oasis in the orcish desert the halfling and the Rex battled off eachother with the wooden shovel known as a shog and the Orcish Rex's curved sword. The halfling's shovel thronged against the orcish sword, and snapped the sword to pieces, dismounting the Orc off his log. While not every match of shogs is so dire, the halflings of the village take it extremely seriously. One can find many a halfling children battling eachother on the shog logs, training to become Proffesional Shoggers in the NSL (National Shog League). While such a league may or may not exist, the halflings participate in such a game during festivals. |
== Rules of Shogging == | == Rules of Shogging == | ||
| − | <li>No pulling a | + | <li>No pulling a Herbwallow Hop</li> |
| − | <li>No using | + | <li>No using blades (OF COURSE) or sharpened shovels</li> |
| − | <li>No | + | <li>No looking through an extra hole in your pumpkin (No f5)</li> |
== How to Play == | == How to Play == | ||
| − | The | + | The rules of Shogging are very simple. Players wear a Pumpkin on their head and attempt to smack the opponent off of the floating log. The first one to fall loses. |
== Key Terms == | == Key Terms == | ||
| − | '''Shog''' - The shog is the wooden | + | '''Shog''' - The shog is the wooden shovel |
| − | ''' | + | '''Fumble Tumble''' - Falling off of your own log |
| − | ''' | + | '''Herbwallow Hop''' - Hopping onto the other log |
[[Category:Customs and Rituals]] | [[Category:Customs and Rituals]] | ||
Revision as of 01:36, 2 April 2020
The halflings have been playing shogs for many a generations, it is said that a small halfling once offered a game of shogs against the Orcish Rex, atop a oasis in the orcish desert the halfling and the Rex battled off eachother with the wooden shovel known as a shog and the Orcish Rex's curved sword. The halfling's shovel thronged against the orcish sword, and snapped the sword to pieces, dismounting the Orc off his log. While not every match of shogs is so dire, the halflings of the village take it extremely seriously. One can find many a halfling children battling eachother on the shog logs, training to become Proffesional Shoggers in the NSL (National Shog League). While such a league may or may not exist, the halflings participate in such a game during festivals.
Rules of Shogging
How to Play
The rules of Shogging are very simple. Players wear a Pumpkin on their head and attempt to smack the opponent off of the floating log. The first one to fall loses.
Key Terms
Shog - The shog is the wooden shovel
Fumble Tumble - Falling off of your own log
Herbwallow Hop - Hopping onto the other log
