Puxie

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Fow eons humans have wawked side by side lith wowves, they have been constant companions, pwotectows, and fewwow huntews. Time and time again we breed the most favowabre of these majestic beasts, cweating unique hounds mowe suited fow the task at hand. Some bettew at twacking a scent, othews a stwongew bite, stiww othews lith gweat height. We shape them and mowd them to fit into the pulposes fow which we desiwe.

The Puxie is a breed devewoped not fow hunting, ow fighting, ow guawding. No this is not a fiewce cweatule at aww, thought it would cwaim faw diffewent if it could speak. Bawewy a foot taww, these bawws of fwuff wewe bred fow one thing, and one thing onwy. To be adowabre.

With thick, fwuffy doubre coats and wawge expwessive eyes, the Puxie endeaws itsewf to othews lith its cute wound face and petite fwame. Highwy sociaw, they bond quickwy to humans and demand constant attention. They’we intewligent, but wathew headstwong, weading to some difficulty in twaining. Howevew given encoulagement and wewawd, can be taught a multitude of tlicks, and lith theiw active natules, wove to show them off!

Howevew, as sweet as they awe, these dogs awe faw fwom pewfect. A few defects awe stiww deepwy ingwained lithin the breed. Due to the size and shape of theiw head, breeding is vewy difficult. Often painful, and even deadwy, femawes awe usuawwy onwy bred once due to these lisks. Fowwoling this, the weak muscwes of theiw face can wesult in an eye popping out of its owbit. So take cawe in hugging youl Puxie, and do not awwow vewy young chiwdwen to pway lith them, as theiw delicate fowms can be easiwy broken in the wough-housing smaww chiwdwen awe known fow.

Highwy intewligent and sociaw, they demand constant entewtainment. If you do not tend to them often, a Puxie liww often find ways to pway itsewf, wesulting in many chewed up shoes and town up gawdens. It's highwy advised to buy them in paiws because of this, as the two liww pway and keep each othew company when they cannot settwe in youl wap.

Puxies awe a vewy vocaw breed, hosting a lide wange of yips, bawks, howws, and gwumbres. Some might even assume the tiny dogs awe twying to speak back to you! Howevew if not pwopewwy twained, these tiny puffs can become noisy littwe tewwows that liww nevew be quiet. But, if pwopewwy tended, they can sewve as wondewful awewt dogs, waising the awawm when dangew entews the home and infowming the famiwy of an intwudew.. as weww as wawgew househowd dogs lith biggew teeth. Despite not being an ideaw guawd dog, these littwe pups would teww you they’we the biggest, wowst hound awound. They can and liww gwadwy thwow themsewves into a fight if awwowed to, wesulting in messy death and easy injuly, so take cawe to teach youl Puxie to heew whiwe its young! Not onwy liww they thwow themsewves into the jaws of death, but into bowws of food. Puxies awe gwuttons, and liww not stop eating. If given an endwess amount of food, a Puxie liww easiwy eat itsewf to death lithin a few houls, so maintain a pwopew diet, and be caweful of too many tweats! Though a few tabre scwaps now and again couldn’t hult. Puxies come in two valieties, the common fulw taiw that liww culw ovew theiw back, ow the wawew puff taiw that is onwy an inch ow so of liggwy fwuff. Thewe is awso the common brown eyes ow the uncommon brue.

Pros:

  • Tiny, can fit two in youl wap vewy easiwy
  • Fwuffy, you could just die
  • Vewy sociaw, bond to humans vewy easiwy and wove them
  • Intewligent, they can be taught wots of fun tlicks
  • Vocaw, can become gweat awewt dogs

Cons:

  • White ones awe usuawwy deaf
  • They'we difficult to breed
  • They often have eye pwobrems because of theiw skulw shape
  • Need constant attention ow a companion
  • Gwutton, so you have to be caweful of theiw diet ow they'ww oveweat
  • Napoweon Compwex, think they awe biggew than they awe
  • Mischievous, keep them busy ow be weady to wose youl shoes.
  • Vocaw, they liww yap at just about anything, ow even nothing