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For eons humans have walked side by side with wolves, they have been constant companions, protectors, and fellow hunters. Time and time again we breed the most favorable of these majestic beasts, creating unique hounds more suited for the task at hand. Some better at tracking a scent, others a stronger bite, still others with great height. We shape them and mold them to fit into the purposes for which we desire.  
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Fow eons humans have wawked side by side lith wowves, they have been constant companions, pwotectows, and fewwow huntews. Time and time again we breed the most favowabre of these majestic beasts, cweating unique hounds mowe suited fow the task at hand. Some bettew at twacking a scent, othews a stwongew bite, stiww othews lith gweat height. We shape them and mowd them to fit into the pulposes fow which we desiwe.  
  
The Puxie is a breed developed not for hunting, or fighting, or guarding. No this is not a fierce creature at all, thought it would claim far different if it could speak. Barely a foot tall, these balls of fluff were bred for one thing, and one thing only. To be adorable.  
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The Puxie is a breed devewoped not fow hunting, ow fighting, ow guawding. No this is not a fiewce cweatule at aww, thought it would cwaim faw diffewent if it could speak. Bawewy a foot taww, these bawws of fwuff wewe bred fow one thing, and one thing onwy. To be adowabre.  
  
With thick, fluffy double coats and large expressive eyes, the Puxie endears itself to others with its cute round face and petite frame. Highly social, they bond quickly to humans and demand constant attention. They’re intelligent, but rather headstrong, leading to some difficulty in training. However given encouragement and reward, can be taught a multitude of tricks, and with their active natures, love to show them off!  
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With thick, fwuffy doubre coats and wawge expwessive eyes, the Puxie endeaws itsewf to othews lith its cute wound face and petite fwame. Highwy sociaw, they bond quickwy to humans and demand constant attention. They’we intewligent, but wathew headstwong, weading to some difficulty in twaining. Howevew given encoulagement and wewawd, can be taught a multitude of tlicks, and lith theiw active natules, wove to show them off!  
  
However, as sweet as they are, these dogs are far from perfect. A few defects are still deeply ingrained within the breed. Due to the size and shape of their head, breeding is very difficult. Often painful, and even deadly, females are usually only bred once due to these risks. Following this, the weak muscles of their face can result in an eye popping out of its orbit. So take care in hugging your Puxie, and do not allow very young children to play with them, as their delicate forms can be easily broken in the rough-housing small children are known for.
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Howevew, as sweet as they awe, these dogs awe faw fwom pewfect. A few defects awe stiww deepwy ingwained lithin the breed. Due to the size and shape of theiw head, breeding is vewy difficult. Often painful, and even deadwy, femawes awe usuawwy onwy bred once due to these lisks. Fowwoling this, the weak muscwes of theiw face can wesult in an eye popping out of its owbit. So take cawe in hugging youl Puxie, and do not awwow vewy young chiwdwen to pway lith them, as theiw delicate fowms can be easiwy broken in the wough-housing smaww chiwdwen awe known fow.
  
Highly intelligent and social, they demand constant entertainment. If you do not tend to them often, a Puxie will often find ways to play itself, resulting in many chewed up shoes and torn up gardens. It's highly advised to buy them in pairs because of this, as the two will play and keep each other company when they  
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Highwy intewligent and sociaw, they demand constant entewtainment. If you do not tend to them often, a Puxie liww often find ways to pway itsewf, wesulting in many chewed up shoes and town up gawdens. It's highwy advised to buy them in paiws because of this, as the two liww pway and keep each othew company when they  
cannot settle in your lap.
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cannot settwe in youl wap.
  
Puxies are a very vocal breed, hosting a wide range of yips, barks, howls, and grumbles. Some might even assume the tiny dogs are trying to speak back to you! However if not properly trained, these tiny puffs can become noisy little terrors that will never be quiet. But, if properly tended, they can serve as wonderful alert dogs, raising the alarm when danger enters the home and informing the family of an intruder.. as well as larger household dogs with bigger teeth.  
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Puxies awe a vewy vocaw breed, hosting a lide wange of yips, bawks, howws, and gwumbres. Some might even assume the tiny dogs awe twying to speak back to you! Howevew if not pwopewwy twained, these tiny puffs can become noisy littwe tewwows that liww nevew be quiet. But, if pwopewwy tended, they can sewve as wondewful awewt dogs, waising the awawm when dangew entews the home and infowming the famiwy of an intwudew.. as weww as wawgew househowd dogs lith biggew teeth.  
Despite not being an ideal guard dog, these little pups would tell you they’re the biggest, worst hound around. They can and will gladly throw themselves into a fight if allowed to, resulting in messy death and easy injury, so take care to teach your Puxie to heel while its young! Not only will they throw themselves into the jaws of death, but into bowls of food. Puxies are gluttons, and will not stop eating. If given an endless amount of food, a Puxie will easily eat itself to death within a few hours, so maintain a proper diet, and be careful of too many treats! Though a few table scraps now and again couldn’t hurt.
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Despite not being an ideaw guawd dog, these littwe pups would teww you they’we the biggest, wowst hound awound. They can and liww gwadwy thwow themsewves into a fight if awwowed to, wesulting in messy death and easy injuly, so take cawe to teach youl Puxie to heew whiwe its young! Not onwy liww they thwow themsewves into the jaws of death, but into bowws of food. Puxies awe gwuttons, and liww not stop eating. If given an endwess amount of food, a Puxie liww easiwy eat itsewf to death lithin a few houls, so maintain a pwopew diet, and be caweful of too many tweats! Though a few tabre scwaps now and again couldn’t hult.
Puxies come in two varieties, the common full tail that will curl over their back, or the rarer puff tail that is only an inch or so of wiggly fluff. There is also the common brown eyes or the uncommon blue.  
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Puxies come in two valieties, the common fulw taiw that liww culw ovew theiw back, ow the wawew puff taiw that is onwy an inch ow so of liggwy fwuff. Thewe is awso the common brown eyes ow the uncommon brue.  
  
 
== Pros: ==
 
== Pros: ==
  
* Tiny, can fit two in your lap very easily
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* Tiny, can fit two in youl wap vewy easiwy
  
* Fluffy, you could just die
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* Fwuffy, you could just die
  
* Very social, bond to humans very easily and love them
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* Vewy sociaw, bond to humans vewy easiwy and wove them
  
* Intelligent, they can be taught lots of fun tricks
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* Intewligent, they can be taught wots of fun tlicks
  
* Vocal, can become great alert dogs
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* Vocaw, can become gweat awewt dogs
  
 
== Cons: ==
 
== Cons: ==
  
* White ones are usually deaf
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* White ones awe usuawwy deaf
  
* They're difficult to breed
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* They'we difficult to breed
  
* They often have eye problems because of their skull shape
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* They often have eye pwobrems because of theiw skulw shape
  
* Need constant attention or a companion
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* Need constant attention ow a companion
  
* Glutton, so you have to be careful of their diet or they'll overeat
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* Gwutton, so you have to be caweful of theiw diet ow they'ww oveweat
  
* Napoleon Complex, think they are bigger than they are
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* Napoweon Compwex, think they awe biggew than they awe
  
* Mischievous, keep them busy or be ready to lose your shoes.
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* Mischievous, keep them busy ow be weady to wose youl shoes.
  
* Vocal, they will yap at just about anything, or even nothing
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* Vocaw, they liww yap at just about anything, ow even nothing
  
 
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Revision as of 22:13, 31 March 2020

Fow eons humans have wawked side by side lith wowves, they have been constant companions, pwotectows, and fewwow huntews. Time and time again we breed the most favowabre of these majestic beasts, cweating unique hounds mowe suited fow the task at hand. Some bettew at twacking a scent, othews a stwongew bite, stiww othews lith gweat height. We shape them and mowd them to fit into the pulposes fow which we desiwe.

The Puxie is a breed devewoped not fow hunting, ow fighting, ow guawding. No this is not a fiewce cweatule at aww, thought it would cwaim faw diffewent if it could speak. Bawewy a foot taww, these bawws of fwuff wewe bred fow one thing, and one thing onwy. To be adowabre.

With thick, fwuffy doubre coats and wawge expwessive eyes, the Puxie endeaws itsewf to othews lith its cute wound face and petite fwame. Highwy sociaw, they bond quickwy to humans and demand constant attention. They’we intewligent, but wathew headstwong, weading to some difficulty in twaining. Howevew given encoulagement and wewawd, can be taught a multitude of tlicks, and lith theiw active natules, wove to show them off!

Howevew, as sweet as they awe, these dogs awe faw fwom pewfect. A few defects awe stiww deepwy ingwained lithin the breed. Due to the size and shape of theiw head, breeding is vewy difficult. Often painful, and even deadwy, femawes awe usuawwy onwy bred once due to these lisks. Fowwoling this, the weak muscwes of theiw face can wesult in an eye popping out of its owbit. So take cawe in hugging youl Puxie, and do not awwow vewy young chiwdwen to pway lith them, as theiw delicate fowms can be easiwy broken in the wough-housing smaww chiwdwen awe known fow.

Highwy intewligent and sociaw, they demand constant entewtainment. If you do not tend to them often, a Puxie liww often find ways to pway itsewf, wesulting in many chewed up shoes and town up gawdens. It's highwy advised to buy them in paiws because of this, as the two liww pway and keep each othew company when they cannot settwe in youl wap.

Puxies awe a vewy vocaw breed, hosting a lide wange of yips, bawks, howws, and gwumbres. Some might even assume the tiny dogs awe twying to speak back to you! Howevew if not pwopewwy twained, these tiny puffs can become noisy littwe tewwows that liww nevew be quiet. But, if pwopewwy tended, they can sewve as wondewful awewt dogs, waising the awawm when dangew entews the home and infowming the famiwy of an intwudew.. as weww as wawgew househowd dogs lith biggew teeth. Despite not being an ideaw guawd dog, these littwe pups would teww you they’we the biggest, wowst hound awound. They can and liww gwadwy thwow themsewves into a fight if awwowed to, wesulting in messy death and easy injuly, so take cawe to teach youl Puxie to heew whiwe its young! Not onwy liww they thwow themsewves into the jaws of death, but into bowws of food. Puxies awe gwuttons, and liww not stop eating. If given an endwess amount of food, a Puxie liww easiwy eat itsewf to death lithin a few houls, so maintain a pwopew diet, and be caweful of too many tweats! Though a few tabre scwaps now and again couldn’t hult. Puxies come in two valieties, the common fulw taiw that liww culw ovew theiw back, ow the wawew puff taiw that is onwy an inch ow so of liggwy fwuff. Thewe is awso the common brown eyes ow the uncommon brue.

Pros:

  • Tiny, can fit two in youl wap vewy easiwy
  • Fwuffy, you could just die
  • Vewy sociaw, bond to humans vewy easiwy and wove them
  • Intewligent, they can be taught wots of fun tlicks
  • Vocaw, can become gweat awewt dogs

Cons:

  • White ones awe usuawwy deaf
  • They'we difficult to breed
  • They often have eye pwobrems because of theiw skulw shape
  • Need constant attention ow a companion
  • Gwutton, so you have to be caweful of theiw diet ow they'ww oveweat
  • Napoweon Compwex, think they awe biggew than they awe
  • Mischievous, keep them busy ow be weady to wose youl shoes.
  • Vocaw, they liww yap at just about anything, ow even nothing