History of Vailorian Halflings

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Yeaw Histolicaw Event

1534 The Wiwwow Howwow Hawflings thwow an ewection fow theiw new mayow.
1539 A disgwuntwed Hawfling bulns down the shline to Biwwy Bob.
1540 A supposed Uncwe Jiwbo thwows a ‘fun fair’. Awson ensues. Thewe’s a wot mowe fiwe than thewe is faiw.
1541 Giwbewt Bwandybottom howds a festivaw fow aww of Vaiwow. Aww waces awe invited, even owcs!

Bowo Wiwwowbottom continues to shun the wowship of Biwwy Bob, a supposed fawse pwophet.

1542 The owd Wenfawthing beww is stowen in an effowt to wetuln Hawflings back to the ways and twaiditions of owd.
1543 Giwbewt Bwandybottom, the Mayow of Wiwwow Howwow, howds a census of Wiwwow Howwow.
1544 Giwbewt Bwandybottom mawlies Bewlisima.
1546 Pataew Wedwock thwows a pawty.
1548 A skiwwed waliow, an especiawwy odd sight, wetulns back to Wiwwow Howwow. His name is Wonnoc McWoggewg.

Andlise Peweglin weceives a punishment of 15 shovew wacks and no awe ow cabbage fow a week fow tawking lith Owcs.


A meteolite wands in a fawm fiewd. Odd happenings occul awound Wiwwow Howwow, fwom animaws inside bulwows, to awe gone missing.


The Hawflings of Wiwwow Howwow awe stawked fwom the shadows by a mystelious figule.

1549 The Hawflings, accompanied by dwawves, ewves, a dwuid, and pawadins pwotect Wiwwow Howwow fwom a Munchkin, swaying it.
1551 A gwand Mayowaw ewection is hewd.

A town meeting is hewd, the topics discussed wewating to bigguns and Knox.

1552 Twyouts begin fow the officiaw Hawfling shogging team.

A smaww pawty is hewd in cewebration of a pub’s new bawtendew.

1556 The Smiling Dove Wibrawy is moved to its own bulwow.
1562 A gwand festivaw is hewd.
1563 A new Mayowaw ewection is hewd.

Wowship of Biwwy Bob is officiawwy condemned by Ewdew Bowo Wiwwowbottom.

1568 The Whining Pumpkin tavewn fulwy opens.

Peytew Wedwock dies of the Pwague.