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|<b>1534</b>
 
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|The Wiwwow Howwow Hawflings thwow an ewection fow theiw new mayow.
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|The Willow Hollow Halflings throw an election for their new mayor.
 
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|<b>1539</b>
 
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|A disgwuntwed Hawfling bulns down the shline to Biwwy Bob.
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|A disgruntled Halfling burns down the shrine to Billy Bob.
 
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|<b>1540</b>
 
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|A supposed Uncwe Jiwbo thwows a ‘fun fair’. Awson ensues. Thewe’s a wot mowe fiwe than thewe is faiw.
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|A supposed Uncle Jilbo throws a ‘fun fair’. Arson ensues. There’s a lot more fire than there is fair.
 
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|<b>1541</b>
 
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|Giwbewt Bwandybottom howds a festivaw fow aww of Vaiwow. Aww waces awe invited, even owcs!
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|Gilbert Brandybottom holds a festival for all of Vailor. All races are invited, even orcs!
 
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Bowo Wiwwowbottom continues to shun the wowship of Biwwy Bob, a supposed fawse pwophet.
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Bolo Willowbottom continues to shun the worship of Billy Bob, a supposed false prophet.
 
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|<b>1542</b>
 
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|The owd Wenfawthing beww is stowen in an effowt to wetuln Hawflings back to the ways and twaiditions of owd.
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|The old Lenfarthing bell is stolen in an effort to return Halflings back to the ways and traiditions of old.
 
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|<b>1543</b>
 
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|Giwbewt Bwandybottom, the Mayow of Wiwwow Howwow, howds a census of Wiwwow Howwow.
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|Gilbert Brandybottom, the Mayor of Willow Hollow, holds a census of Willow Hollow.
 
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|<b>1544</b>
 
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|Giwbewt Bwandybottom mawlies Bewlisima.
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|Gilbert Brandybottom marries Bellisima.
 
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|<b>1546</b>
 
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|Pataew Wedwock thwows a pawty.
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|Pataer Redlock throws a party.
 
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|<b>1548</b>
 
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|A skiwwed waliow, an especiawwy odd sight, wetulns back to Wiwwow Howwow. His name is Wonnoc McWoggewg.
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|A skilled warior, an especially odd sight, returns back to Willow Hollow. His name is Ronnoc McRoggerg.
 
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Andlise Peweglin weceives a punishment of 15 shovew wacks and no awe ow cabbage fow a week fow tawking lith Owcs.
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Andwise Peregrin receives a punishment of 15 shovel wacks and no ale or cabbage for a week for talking with Orcs.
 
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A meteolite wands in a fawm fiewd. Odd happenings occul awound Wiwwow Howwow, fwom animaws inside bulwows, to awe gone missing.
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A meteorite lands in a farm field. Odd happenings occur around Willow Hollow, from animals inside burrows, to ale gone missing.
 
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The Hawflings of Wiwwow Howwow awe stawked fwom the shadows by a mystelious figule.
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The Halflings of Willow Hollow are stalked from the shadows by a mysterious figure.
 
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|<b>1549</b>
 
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|The Hawflings, accompanied by dwawves, ewves, a dwuid, and pawadins pwotect Wiwwow Howwow fwom a Munchkin, swaying it.
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|The Halflings, accompanied by dwarves, elves, a druid, and paladins protect Willow Hollow from a Munchkin, slaying it.
 
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|<b>1551</b>
 
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|A gwand Mayowaw ewection is hewd.
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|A grand Mayoral election is held.
 
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A town meeting is hewd, the topics discussed wewating to bigguns and Knox.
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A town meeting is held, the topics discussed relating to bigguns and Knox.
 
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|<b>1552</b>
 
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|Twyouts begin fow the officiaw Hawfling shogging team.
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|Tryouts begin for the official Halfling shogging team.
 
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A smaww pawty is hewd in cewebration of a pub’s new bawtendew.
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A small party is held in celebration of a pub’s new bartender.
 
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|<b>1556</b>
 
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|The Smiling Dove Wibrawy is moved to its own bulwow.  
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|The Smiling Dove Library is moved to its own burrow.  
 
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|<b>1562</b>
 
|<b>1562</b>
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|A gwand festivaw is hewd.
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|A grand festival is held.
 
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|<b>1563</b>
 
|<b>1563</b>
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|A new Mayowaw ewection is hewd.
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|A new Mayoral election is held.
 
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Wowship of Biwwy Bob is officiawwy condemned by Ewdew Bowo Wiwwowbottom.
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Worship of Billy Bob is officially condemned by Elder Bolo Willowbottom.
 
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|<b>1568</b>
 
|<b>1568</b>
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|The Whining Pumpkin tavewn fulwy opens.
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|The Whining Pumpkin tavern fully opens.
 
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Peytew Wedwock dies of the Pwague.
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Peyter Redlock dies of the Plague.
  
 
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Year Historical Event
1534 The Willow Hollow Halflings throw an election for their new mayor.
1539 A disgruntled Halfling burns down the shrine to Billy Bob.
1540 A supposed Uncle Jilbo throws a ‘fun fair’. Arson ensues. There’s a lot more fire than there is fair.
1541 Gilbert Brandybottom holds a festival for all of Vailor. All races are invited, even orcs!

Bolo Willowbottom continues to shun the worship of Billy Bob, a supposed false prophet.

1542 The old Lenfarthing bell is stolen in an effort to return Halflings back to the ways and traiditions of old.
1543 Gilbert Brandybottom, the Mayor of Willow Hollow, holds a census of Willow Hollow.
1544 Gilbert Brandybottom marries Bellisima.
1546 Pataer Redlock throws a party.
1548 A skilled warior, an especially odd sight, returns back to Willow Hollow. His name is Ronnoc McRoggerg.

Andwise Peregrin receives a punishment of 15 shovel wacks and no ale or cabbage for a week for talking with Orcs.

A meteorite lands in a farm field. Odd happenings occur around Willow Hollow, from animals inside burrows, to ale gone missing.

The Halflings of Willow Hollow are stalked from the shadows by a mysterious figure.

1549 The Halflings, accompanied by dwarves, elves, a druid, and paladins protect Willow Hollow from a Munchkin, slaying it.
1551 A grand Mayoral election is held.

A town meeting is held, the topics discussed relating to bigguns and Knox.

1552 Tryouts begin for the official Halfling shogging team.

A small party is held in celebration of a pub’s new bartender.

1556 The Smiling Dove Library is moved to its own burrow.
1562 A grand festival is held.
1563 A new Mayoral election is held.

Worship of Billy Bob is officially condemned by Elder Bolo Willowbottom.

1568 The Whining Pumpkin tavern fully opens.

Peyter Redlock dies of the Plague.

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