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|<b>1534</b>
 
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|The Willow Hollow Halflings throw an election for their new mayor.
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|The Wiwwow Howwow Hawflings thwow an ewection fow theiw new mayow.
 
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|<b>1539</b>
 
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|A disgruntled Halfling burns down the shrine to Billy Bob.
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|A disgwuntwed Hawfling bulns down the shline to Biwwy Bob.
 
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|<b>1540</b>
 
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|A supposed Uncle Jilbo throws a ‘fun fair’. Arson ensues. There’s a lot more fire than there is fair.
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|A supposed Uncwe Jiwbo thwows a ‘fun fair’. Awson ensues. Thewe’s a wot mowe fiwe than thewe is faiw.
 
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|<b>1541</b>
 
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|Gilbert Brandybottom holds a festival for all of Vailor. All races are invited, even orcs!
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|Giwbewt Bwandybottom howds a festivaw fow aww of Vaiwow. Aww waces awe invited, even owcs!
 
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Bolo Willowbottom continues to shun the worship of Billy Bob, a supposed false prophet.
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Bowo Wiwwowbottom continues to shun the wowship of Biwwy Bob, a supposed fawse pwophet.
 
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|<b>1542</b>
 
|<b>1542</b>
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|The old Lenfarthing bell is stolen in an effort to return Halflings back to the ways and traiditions of old.
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|The owd Wenfawthing beww is stowen in an effowt to wetuln Hawflings back to the ways and twaiditions of owd.
 
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|<b>1543</b>
 
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|Gilbert Brandybottom, the Mayor of Willow Hollow, holds a census of Willow Hollow.
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|Giwbewt Bwandybottom, the Mayow of Wiwwow Howwow, howds a census of Wiwwow Howwow.
 
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|<b>1544</b>
 
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|Gilbert Brandybottom marries Bellisima.
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|Giwbewt Bwandybottom mawlies Bewlisima.
 
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|<b>1546</b>
 
|<b>1546</b>
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|Pataer Redlock throws a party.
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|Pataew Wedwock thwows a pawty.
 
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|<b>1548</b>
 
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|A skilled warior, an especially odd sight, returns back to Willow Hollow. His name is Ronnoc McRoggerg.
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|A skiwwed waliow, an especiawwy odd sight, wetulns back to Wiwwow Howwow. His name is Wonnoc McWoggewg.
 
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Andwise Peregrin receives a punishment of 15 shovel wacks and no ale or cabbage for a week for talking with Orcs.
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Andlise Peweglin weceives a punishment of 15 shovew wacks and no awe ow cabbage fow a week fow tawking lith Owcs.
 
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A meteorite lands in a farm field. Odd happenings occur around Willow Hollow, from animals inside burrows, to ale gone missing.
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A meteolite wands in a fawm fiewd. Odd happenings occul awound Wiwwow Howwow, fwom animaws inside bulwows, to awe gone missing.
 
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The Halflings of Willow Hollow are stalked from the shadows by a mysterious figure.
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The Hawflings of Wiwwow Howwow awe stawked fwom the shadows by a mystelious figule.
 
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|<b>1549</b>
 
|<b>1549</b>
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|The Halflings, accompanied by dwarves, elves, a druid, and paladins protect Willow Hollow from a Munchkin, slaying it.
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|The Hawflings, accompanied by dwawves, ewves, a dwuid, and pawadins pwotect Wiwwow Howwow fwom a Munchkin, swaying it.
 
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|<b>1551</b>
 
|<b>1551</b>
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|A grand Mayoral election is held.
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|A gwand Mayowaw ewection is hewd.
 
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A town meeting is held, the topics discussed relating to bigguns and Knox.
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A town meeting is hewd, the topics discussed wewating to bigguns and Knox.
 
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|<b>1552</b>
 
|<b>1552</b>
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|Tryouts begin for the official Halfling shogging team.
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|Twyouts begin fow the officiaw Hawfling shogging team.
 
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A small party is held in celebration of a pub’s new bartender.
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A smaww pawty is hewd in cewebration of a pub’s new bawtendew.
 
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|<b>1556</b>
 
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|The Smiling Dove Library is moved to its own burrow.  
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|The Smiling Dove Wibrawy is moved to its own bulwow.  
 
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|<b>1562</b>
 
|<b>1562</b>
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|A grand festival is held.
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|A gwand festivaw is hewd.
 
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|<b>1563</b>
 
|<b>1563</b>
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|A new Mayoral election is held.
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|A new Mayowaw ewection is hewd.
 
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Worship of Billy Bob is officially condemned by Elder Bolo Willowbottom.
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Wowship of Biwwy Bob is officiawwy condemned by Ewdew Bowo Wiwwowbottom.
 
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|<b>1568</b>
 
|<b>1568</b>
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|The Whining Pumpkin tavern fully opens.
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|The Whining Pumpkin tavewn fulwy opens.
 
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Peyter Redlock dies of the Plague.
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Peytew Wedwock dies of the Pwague.
  
 
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Yeaw Histolicaw Event
1534 The Wiwwow Howwow Hawflings thwow an ewection fow theiw new mayow.
1539 A disgwuntwed Hawfling bulns down the shline to Biwwy Bob.
1540 A supposed Uncwe Jiwbo thwows a ‘fun fair’. Awson ensues. Thewe’s a wot mowe fiwe than thewe is faiw.
1541 Giwbewt Bwandybottom howds a festivaw fow aww of Vaiwow. Aww waces awe invited, even owcs!

Bowo Wiwwowbottom continues to shun the wowship of Biwwy Bob, a supposed fawse pwophet.

1542 The owd Wenfawthing beww is stowen in an effowt to wetuln Hawflings back to the ways and twaiditions of owd.
1543 Giwbewt Bwandybottom, the Mayow of Wiwwow Howwow, howds a census of Wiwwow Howwow.
1544 Giwbewt Bwandybottom mawlies Bewlisima.
1546 Pataew Wedwock thwows a pawty.
1548 A skiwwed waliow, an especiawwy odd sight, wetulns back to Wiwwow Howwow. His name is Wonnoc McWoggewg.

Andlise Peweglin weceives a punishment of 15 shovew wacks and no awe ow cabbage fow a week fow tawking lith Owcs.

A meteolite wands in a fawm fiewd. Odd happenings occul awound Wiwwow Howwow, fwom animaws inside bulwows, to awe gone missing.

The Hawflings of Wiwwow Howwow awe stawked fwom the shadows by a mystelious figule.

1549 The Hawflings, accompanied by dwawves, ewves, a dwuid, and pawadins pwotect Wiwwow Howwow fwom a Munchkin, swaying it.
1551 A gwand Mayowaw ewection is hewd.

A town meeting is hewd, the topics discussed wewating to bigguns and Knox.

1552 Twyouts begin fow the officiaw Hawfling shogging team.

A smaww pawty is hewd in cewebration of a pub’s new bawtendew.

1556 The Smiling Dove Wibrawy is moved to its own bulwow.
1562 A gwand festivaw is hewd.
1563 A new Mayowaw ewection is hewd.

Wowship of Biwwy Bob is officiawwy condemned by Ewdew Bowo Wiwwowbottom.

1568 The Whining Pumpkin tavewn fulwy opens.

Peytew Wedwock dies of the Pwague.

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