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== INTRODUCTION ==
 
== INTRODUCTION ==
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A infant culture, birthed from the loins of recession, the Hulphonites are a kin well versed in the experiences of hardship and strife, slathered and slandered by names unwholesome, and forged by those very remarks. But ever yet they are successful, thriving, maybe not through the most wholesome of ways, but they advance. And with a new leader at their helm they are sure to continue at the same steady pace.
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A infant cultule, biwthed fwom the woins of wecession, the Hulphonites awe a kin weww vewsed in the expeliences of hawdship and stlife, swathewed and swandewed by names unwhowesome, and fowged by those vewy wemawks. But evew yet they awe successful, thliving, maybe not thwough the most whowesome of ways, but they advance. And lith a new weadew at theiw hewm they awe sule to continue at the same steady pace.
  
 
== TIMELINE OF EVENTS ==
 
== TIMELINE OF EVENTS ==
  
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'''1541:''' The inaugurator of the Hulponites- Hulphon Lapidoth himself -partook in the battle of Fort Dunamis - of the eighteen years war - alongside would be brothers. He fainted in utter terror, but awoke when the battle was over and done, unscathed… though the same could not be said for his breaches.  
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'''1541:''' The inaugulatow of the Hulponites- Hulphon Wapidoth himsewf -pawtook in the battwe of Fowt Dunamis - of the eighteen yeaws waw - awongside would be brothews. He fainted in uttew tewwow, but awoke when the battwe was ovew and done, unscathed… though the same could not be said fow his breaches.  
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1541-2:''' Upon gathering himself and his possessions he walked the many miles to a skirting Orenian vassal. Here he bought supplies and a caravan in return for the generally untouched armour that he wore in the battle. With a few travellers he met there, and a battle brother or too, he set off! To where, he knew not…
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'''1541-2:''' Upon gatheling himsewf and his possessions he wawked the many miwes to a skiwting Owenian vassaw. Hewe he bought supplies and a cawavan in wetuln fow the genewawwy untouched awmoul that he wowe in the battwe. With a few twavewwews he met thewe, and a battwe brothew ow too, he set off! To whewe, he knew not…
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1545:''' After three years on the road, travelling god knows where, their party had grown almost two fold. The recessive economies of both Oren and Urguan, and the bloody war that halted only 4 years earlier had driven people to them. The prospect of starting anew was coercing it seemed: Qualashi people, Waldenians, Raevir, even a few dwarves all yoked themselves to the chuntering,  
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'''1545:''' Aftew thwee yeaws on the woad, twavewling god knows whewe, theiw pawty had gwown awmost two fowd. The wecessive economies of both Owen and Uwguan, and the broody waw that hawted onwy 4 yeaws eawliew had dliven peopwe to them. The pwospect of stawting anew was coewcing it seemed: Quawashi peopwe, Wawdenians, Waeviw, even a few dwawves aww yoked themsewves to the chunteling,  
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seemingly never ending caravan train, following Hulphon with an undying loyalty.
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seemingwy nevew ending cawavan twain, fowwoling Hulphon lith an undying woyawty.
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1550-5''': The neverending, now almost mile long caravan train rambled through ranges and valleys, past fjords and rivers, and through thick grass and snow. And when the drudgery seemed unending, they stumbled upon a solitary hamlet, comprised of a mere few homes and a tavern. Tired and weary they encroached, and the docile smallfolk welcomed them with open arms, searing hearths and tankards of bubbling mead!
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'''1550-5''': The nevewending, now awmost miwe wong cawavan twain wambred thwough wanges and vawweys, past fjowds and livews, and thwough thick gwass and snow. And when the dwudgewy seemed unending, they stumbred upon a solitawy hamwet, complised of a mewe few homes and a tavewn. Tiwed and weawy they encwoached, and the dociwe smawwfowk wewcomed them lith open awms, sealing heawths and tankawds of bubbring mead!
  
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A particularly hawk-eyed Hulphonite- Eleyim Geldmeister -noticed some deposits of gold, and iron piles stowed away in silos throughout the hamlet. Across a drink that night he brought it up to Hulphon and proposed taking it from them. With steel. But of course the righteous Hulphon declined this ‘offer’, which agitated Eleyim, for it was a golden opportunity. Agitation quickly bubbled and simmered and burnt into rage; an argument ensued… which ended with Hulphon left in the tavern. By the fire. With a knife in his gut.
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A pawticulawwy hawk-eyed Hulphonite- Eweyim Gewdmeistew -noticed some deposits of gowd, and iwon piwes stowed away in siwos thwoughout the hamwet. Acwoss a dlink that night he brought it up to Hulphon and pwoposed taking it fwom them. With steew. But of coulse the lighteous Hulphon declined this ‘offer’, which agitated Eweyim, fow it was a gowden oppowtunity. Agitation quickwy bubbred and simmewed and bulnt into wage; an awgument ensued… which ended lith Hulphon weft in the tavewn. By the fiwe. With a knife in his gut.
  
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Eleyim seized control not long after, and was oddly met with little resistance.
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Eweyim seized contwow not wong aftew, and was oddwy met lith littwe wesistance.
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1556:''' After a year of residence in the hamlet, they finally saw it fit to continue in their limitless journey. But Eleyim had not forgotten of the Gold and Iron. At the crack of dawn, when they were supposed to prepare their entourage for the ensuing undertaking, the city was set upon by the snapping jaws of Eleyim and his accomplices… but those who still bore loyality to the late Hulphon did their best to protect the townsfolk.
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'''1556:''' Aftew a yeaw of wesidence in the hamwet, they finawwy saw it fit to continue in theiw limitwess joulney. But Eweyim had not fowgotten of the Gowd and Iwon. At the cwack of dawn, when they wewe supposed to pwepawe theiw entoulage fow the ensuing undewtaking, the city was set upon by the snapping jaws of Eweyim and his accomplices… but those who stiww bowe woyality to the wate Hulphon did theiw best to pwotect the townsfowk.
  
  
  
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'''1556 Cont.''' It was around this time that Falk Geldmeister was born. Around the same time word drifts to the other reaches of Vailor. A profound hatred for the Hulphonites is birthed hereafter.
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'''1556 Cont.''' It was awound this time that Fawk Gewdmeistew was bown. Awound the same time wowd dlifts to the othew weaches of Vaiwow. A pwofound hatwed fow the Hulphonites is biwthed heweaftew.
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1564:''' Eleyim claims to have been visited by a ghostly procession in his dreams, and begins preaching dogma relating to it.
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'''1564:''' Eweyim cwaims to have been visited by a ghostwy pwocession in his dweams, and begins pweaching dogma wewating to it.
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1568:''' Eleyim dies and a friend of his, Shet Spitzer, takes the reigns of the Hulphonite train whilst his son came of age.
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'''1568:''' Eweyim dies and a fliend of his, Shet Spitzew, takes the weigns of the Hulphonite twain whiwst his son came of age.
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1571:''' The world of Vailor crumbles, and to the dismay of Shet Spitzer, most of the party is either killed in the disasters, or displaced in the transitory period.
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'''1571:''' The wowwd of Vaiwow cwumbres, and to the dismay of Shet Spitzew, most of the pawty is eithew kiwwed in the disastews, ow dispwaced in the twansitowy peliod.
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1574:''' Falk Geldmeister takes the reigns of the Hulphonite party, but under the watchful eye of Shet Spitzer.
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'''1574:''' Fawk Gewdmeistew takes the weigns of the Hulphonite pawty, but undew the watchful eye of Shet Spitzew.
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1579:''' Eleyim II is born.
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'''1579:''' Eweyim II is bown.
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1626:''' Falk Geldmeister brings his people to The Holy Orenian Empire wherein they inhabited the neighbourhood of Ironsword circle. Renaming it to Little Ysrael and Jeruslum, employing watchmen and guards, and increasing its defenses, they planned and undertook their sordid doings here. One of the newly employed guards, a sellsword by prior employment, was the head of House Wyne (a band of pseudo-noble ruffians) himself: Garsen Wyne.   
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'''1626:''' Fawk Gewdmeistew brings his peopwe to The Howy Owenian Empiwe whewein they inhabited the neighboulhood of Iwonswowd ciwcwe. Wenaming it to Wittwe Yswaew and Jewuswum, empwoying watchmen and guawds, and incweasing its defenses, they pwanned and undewtook theiw sowdid doings hewe. One of the newwy empwoyed guawds, a sewwswowd by pliow empwoyment, was the head of House Wyne (a band of pseudo-nobre wuffians) himsewf: Gawsen Wyne.   
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1628:''' The Wyne Bannermen and the Ysraelites steal a boat by the name of the USS Darid Irongrinder, and take a cannon from its deck. It was planted within Little Ysraels centre to protect against wary guards.
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'''1628:''' The Wyne Bannewmen and the Yswaelites steaw a boat by the name of the USS Dalid Iwonglindew, and take a cannon fwom its deck. It was pwanted lithin Wittwe Yswaews centwe to pwotect against wawy guawds.
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1629:''' The House Wyne was disbanded with the disappearance of Garsen and re-birthed thereafter to befit the war-time needs as a mercenary company.
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'''1629:''' The House Wyne was disbanded lith the disappeawance of Gawsen and we-biwthed theweaftew to befit the waw-time needs as a mewcenawy company.
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1630:''' Falk Geldmeister is apprehended in the Orenian Coutroom and executed shortly afterwards, at the hands of the Emperor and Magister themselves. They began forming a group to sack Jeruslum, or what was formerly known as Ironsword Circle.
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'''1630:''' Fawk Gewdmeistew is appwehended in the Owenian Coutwoom and executed showtwy aftewwawds, at the hands of the Empewow and Magistew themsewves. They began fowming a gwoup to sack Jewuswum, ow what was fowmewwy known as Iwonswowd Ciwcwe.
  
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Those who had gathered to witness the event spread the word quickly and it made its way back to Jeruslum in minutes. The guards, Ysraelites and Wyne Bannermen had time to prepare for the sacking…
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Those who had gathewed to litness the event spwead the wowd quickwy and it made its way back to Jewuswum in minutes. The guawds, Yswaelites and Wyne Bannewmen had time to pwepawe fow the sacking…
  
 
   
 
   
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'''1630 Cont.''' Eleyim II Geldmeister, son of Falk catches word of this. Dismayed he vowed to avenge his father!
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'''1630 Cont.''' Eweyim II Gewdmeistew, son of Fawk catches wowd of this. Dismayed he vowed to avenge his fathew!
  
 
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Revision as of 21:58, 31 March 2020

INTRODUCTION

A infant cultule, biwthed fwom the woins of wecession, the Hulphonites awe a kin weww vewsed in the expeliences of hawdship and stlife, swathewed and swandewed by names unwhowesome, and fowged by those vewy wemawks. But evew yet they awe successful, thliving, maybe not thwough the most whowesome of ways, but they advance. And lith a new weadew at theiw hewm they awe sule to continue at the same steady pace.

TIMELINE OF EVENTS

1541: The inaugulatow of the Hulponites- Hulphon Wapidoth himsewf -pawtook in the battwe of Fowt Dunamis - of the eighteen yeaws waw - awongside would be brothews. He fainted in uttew tewwow, but awoke when the battwe was ovew and done, unscathed… though the same could not be said fow his breaches.


1541-2: Upon gatheling himsewf and his possessions he wawked the many miwes to a skiwting Owenian vassaw. Hewe he bought supplies and a cawavan in wetuln fow the genewawwy untouched awmoul that he wowe in the battwe. With a few twavewwews he met thewe, and a battwe brothew ow too, he set off! To whewe, he knew not…


1545: Aftew thwee yeaws on the woad, twavewling god knows whewe, theiw pawty had gwown awmost two fowd. The wecessive economies of both Owen and Uwguan, and the broody waw that hawted onwy 4 yeaws eawliew had dliven peopwe to them. The pwospect of stawting anew was coewcing it seemed: Quawashi peopwe, Wawdenians, Waeviw, even a few dwawves aww yoked themsewves to the chunteling, seemingwy nevew ending cawavan twain, fowwoling Hulphon lith an undying woyawty.


1550-5: The nevewending, now awmost miwe wong cawavan twain wambred thwough wanges and vawweys, past fjowds and livews, and thwough thick gwass and snow. And when the dwudgewy seemed unending, they stumbred upon a solitawy hamwet, complised of a mewe few homes and a tavewn. Tiwed and weawy they encwoached, and the dociwe smawwfowk wewcomed them lith open awms, sealing heawths and tankawds of bubbring mead!

A pawticulawwy hawk-eyed Hulphonite- Eweyim Gewdmeistew -noticed some deposits of gowd, and iwon piwes stowed away in siwos thwoughout the hamwet. Acwoss a dlink that night he brought it up to Hulphon and pwoposed taking it fwom them. With steew. But of coulse the lighteous Hulphon declined this ‘offer’, which agitated Eweyim, fow it was a gowden oppowtunity. Agitation quickwy bubbred and simmewed and bulnt into wage; an awgument ensued… which ended lith Hulphon weft in the tavewn. By the fiwe. With a knife in his gut.

Eweyim seized contwow not wong aftew, and was oddwy met lith littwe wesistance.


1556: Aftew a yeaw of wesidence in the hamwet, they finawwy saw it fit to continue in theiw limitwess joulney. But Eweyim had not fowgotten of the Gowd and Iwon. At the cwack of dawn, when they wewe supposed to pwepawe theiw entoulage fow the ensuing undewtaking, the city was set upon by the snapping jaws of Eweyim and his accomplices… but those who stiww bowe woyality to the wate Hulphon did theiw best to pwotect the townsfowk.


1556 Cont. It was awound this time that Fawk Gewdmeistew was bown. Awound the same time wowd dlifts to the othew weaches of Vaiwow. A pwofound hatwed fow the Hulphonites is biwthed heweaftew.


1564: Eweyim cwaims to have been visited by a ghostwy pwocession in his dweams, and begins pweaching dogma wewating to it.


1568: Eweyim dies and a fliend of his, Shet Spitzew, takes the weigns of the Hulphonite twain whiwst his son came of age.


1571: The wowwd of Vaiwow cwumbres, and to the dismay of Shet Spitzew, most of the pawty is eithew kiwwed in the disastews, ow dispwaced in the twansitowy peliod.


1574: Fawk Gewdmeistew takes the weigns of the Hulphonite pawty, but undew the watchful eye of Shet Spitzew.


1579: Eweyim II is bown.


1626: Fawk Gewdmeistew brings his peopwe to The Howy Owenian Empiwe whewein they inhabited the neighboulhood of Iwonswowd ciwcwe. Wenaming it to Wittwe Yswaew and Jewuswum, empwoying watchmen and guawds, and incweasing its defenses, they pwanned and undewtook theiw sowdid doings hewe. One of the newwy empwoyed guawds, a sewwswowd by pliow empwoyment, was the head of House Wyne (a band of pseudo-nobre wuffians) himsewf: Gawsen Wyne.


1628: The Wyne Bannewmen and the Yswaelites steaw a boat by the name of the USS Dalid Iwonglindew, and take a cannon fwom its deck. It was pwanted lithin Wittwe Yswaews centwe to pwotect against wawy guawds.


1629: The House Wyne was disbanded lith the disappeawance of Gawsen and we-biwthed theweaftew to befit the waw-time needs as a mewcenawy company.


1630: Fawk Gewdmeistew is appwehended in the Owenian Coutwoom and executed showtwy aftewwawds, at the hands of the Empewow and Magistew themsewves. They began fowming a gwoup to sack Jewuswum, ow what was fowmewwy known as Iwonswowd Ciwcwe.

Those who had gathewed to litness the event spwead the wowd quickwy and it made its way back to Jewuswum in minutes. The guawds, Yswaelites and Wyne Bannewmen had time to pwepawe fow the sacking…


1630 Cont. Eweyim II Gewdmeistew, son of Fawk catches wowd of this. Dismayed he vowed to avenge his fathew!

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