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A cowwection of songs populaw among desewt wesidents. Wumouled to have been wecovewed fwom an Asulonian wuin, it weawwy is just the songs fwom the populaw book Dune.
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A collection of songs popular among desert residents. Rumoured to have been recovered from an Asulonian ruin, it really is just the songs from the popular book Dune.
  
Pwease note aww titwes awe tentative, and vawy fwom bawd to bawd.
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Please note all titles are tentative, and vary from bard to bard.
  
'''A Mattew of Fact'''
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'''A Matter of Fact'''
  
Oh-h-h, the Gawacian giwws
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Oh-h-h, the Galacian girls
Wiww do it fow peawws,
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Will do it for pearls,
and the Awwakeen fow watew!
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and the Arrakeen for water!
But if you desiwe dames
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But if you desire dames
Wike consuming fwames,
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Like consuming flames,
Twy a Cawadanin daughtew!
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Try a Caladanin daughter!
  
  
'''Desewt Ain't No Pwace to Waise a Man'''
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'''Desert Ain't No Place to Raise a Man'''
  
Oul fathews ate manna in the desewt,
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Our fathers ate manna in the desert,
In the bulning pwaces whewe whiwwlinds came.
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In the burning places where whirlwinds came.
Wowd, save us fwom that howlibre wand!
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Lord, save us from that horrible land!
 
Save us…. oh-h-h-h, save us
 
Save us…. oh-h-h-h, save us
Fwom the dwy and thiwsty wand
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From the dry and thirsty land
  
Fow I am like an oww of the desewt, o!
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For I am like an owl of the desert, o!
Aiyah! am like an oww of the des-ewt!
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Aiyah! am like an owl of the des-ert!
  
 
'''Death Poem'''
 
'''Death Poem'''
  
Wiwd beasts of the desewt do hunt thewe,
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Wild beasts of the desert do hunt there,
Waiting fow the innocents to pass.
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Waiting for the innocents to pass.
Oh-h-h, tempt not the gods of the desewt;
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Oh-h-h, tempt not the gods of the desert;
West you seek a wonewy epitaph.
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Lest you seek a lonely epitaph.
  
'''The Desewt ain't Wawm as My Wife's Awms'''
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'''The Desert ain't Warm as My Wife's Arms'''
  
My woman stands at hew lindow,
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My woman stands at her window,
Culved lines ‘gainst squawe gwass.
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Curved lines ‘gainst square glass.
Upwais’d awms…. bent…. downfowded
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Uprais’d arms…. bent…. downfolded
Gainst sunset wed and gowded--
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Gainst sunset red and golded--
 
Come to me….
 
Come to me….
Come to me, wawm awms of my wass.
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Come to me, warm arms of my lass.
Fow me…
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For me…
Fow me, the wawm awms of my wass
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For me, the warm arms of my lass
  
 
'''Beauty is Sin'''
 
'''Beauty is Sin'''
  
I dwove my feet thwough a desewt
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I drove my feet through a desert
Whose miwage fwuttewed like a host.
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Whose mirage fluttered like a host.
Vowacious fow gwowy, gweedy fow dangew,
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Voracious for glory, greedy for danger,
I woamed the holizons of aw-Kulab.
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I roamed the horizons of al-Kulab.
Watching time wevew mountains
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Watching time level mountains
In its seawch and its hungew fow me.
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In its search and its hunger for me.
And I saw the spawwows sliftwy appwoach,
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And I saw the sparrows swiftly approach,
Bowdew than the onwushing wowf.
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Bolder than the onrushing wolf.
They spwead in the twee of my youth
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They spread in the tree of my youth
I heawd a fwock in my branches
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I heard a flock in my branches
And was caught on theiw beaks and cwaws!
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And was caught on their beaks and claws!
  
'''It's Way Too Hot fow Hanky-Panky'''
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'''It's Way Too Hot for Hanky-Panky'''
  
This cweaw time of seeing embews-
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This clear time of seeing embers-
A gowd bright sun’s wost in fiwst dusk.
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A gold bright sun’s lost in first dusk.
What fwenzied sense, desp-wate musk
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What frenzied sense, desp-rate musk
Awe consowt of wememb’ling
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Are consort of rememb’ring
  
Night’s peaww-censewed wequi-em…
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Night’s pearl-censered requi-em…
Tis fow us!
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Tis for us!
What joys wun, then--
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What joys run, then--
Blight in youl eyes--
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Bright in your eyes--
What fwowew-spangwed amowes
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What flower-spangled amores
Pulw at oul heawts…
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Pull at our hearts…
What fwowew spangwed amowes
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What flower spangled amores
Fiww oul desiwes.
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Fill our desires.
  
'''We Seliouswy Have Nothing Ewse to do?'''
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'''We Seriously Have Nothing Else to do?'''
  
 
O my soul,
 
O my soul,
Have no taste fow Pawadise this night,
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Have no taste for Paradise this night,
And I sweaw by Shai-hulud
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And I swear by Shai-hulud
You liww go thewe
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You will go there
Obedient to my wove.
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Obedient to my love.
  
Teww me of thine eyes
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Tell me of thine eyes
And I liww teww thee of thy heawt
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And I will tell thee of thy heart
Teww me of thy feet
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Tell me of thy feet
And I liww teww thee of thy hands.
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And I will tell thee of thy hands.
Teww me of they sweeping
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Tell me of they sleeping
And I liww thee thee of thy waking.
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And I will thee thee of thy waking.
Teww me of thy desiwes
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Tell me of thy desires
And I liww teww thee of thy need
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And I will tell thee of thy need
  
'''Hope is fow Cwavens'''
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'''Hope is for Cravens'''
  
Owchawds and vineyeawds,
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Orchards and vineyeards,
And fulw-breasted houlis,
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And full-breasted houris,
And a cup of ovewfwoling befowe me.
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And a cup of overflowing before me.
Why do I babbre of battwes,
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Why do I babble of battles,
And mountains weduced to dust?
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And mountains reduced to dust?
Why do I feew these teaws?
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Why do I feel these tears?
  
 
Heavens stand open
 
Heavens stand open
And scattew theiw liches;
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And scatter their riches;
My hands need but gathew theiw weawth
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My hands need but gather their wealth
 
Why do I think of an ambush,
 
Why do I think of an ambush,
And poison in mowten cup?
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And poison in molten cup?
Why do I feew my yeaws?
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Why do I feel my years?
  
Wove’s awms beckon
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Love’s arms beckon
With theiw naked delights
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With their naked delights
And Eden’s pwomises of ecstasies.
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And Eden’s promises of ecstasies.
Why do I wemembew the scawes,
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Why do I remember the scares,
Dweam of owd twansgwessions…
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Dream of old transgressions…
And why do I sweep lith feaws?
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And why do I sleep with fears?
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Revision as of 01:53, 2 April 2020

A collection of songs popular among desert residents. Rumoured to have been recovered from an Asulonian ruin, it really is just the songs from the popular book Dune.

Please note all titles are tentative, and vary from bard to bard.

A Matter of Fact

Oh-h-h, the Galacian girls Will do it for pearls, and the Arrakeen for water! But if you desire dames Like consuming flames, Try a Caladanin daughter!


Desert Ain't No Place to Raise a Man

Our fathers ate manna in the desert, In the burning places where whirlwinds came. Lord, save us from that horrible land! Save us…. oh-h-h-h, save us From the dry and thirsty land

For I am like an owl of the desert, o! Aiyah! am like an owl of the des-ert!

Death Poem

Wild beasts of the desert do hunt there, Waiting for the innocents to pass. Oh-h-h, tempt not the gods of the desert; Lest you seek a lonely epitaph.

The Desert ain't Warm as My Wife's Arms

My woman stands at her window, Curved lines ‘gainst square glass. Uprais’d arms…. bent…. downfolded Gainst sunset red and golded-- Come to me…. Come to me, warm arms of my lass. For me… For me, the warm arms of my lass

Beauty is Sin

I drove my feet through a desert Whose mirage fluttered like a host. Voracious for glory, greedy for danger, I roamed the horizons of al-Kulab. Watching time level mountains In its search and its hunger for me. And I saw the sparrows swiftly approach, Bolder than the onrushing wolf. They spread in the tree of my youth I heard a flock in my branches And was caught on their beaks and claws!

It's Way Too Hot for Hanky-Panky

This clear time of seeing embers- A gold bright sun’s lost in first dusk. What frenzied sense, desp-rate musk Are consort of rememb’ring

Night’s pearl-censered requi-em… Tis for us! What joys run, then-- Bright in your eyes-- What flower-spangled amores Pull at our hearts… What flower spangled amores Fill our desires.

We Seriously Have Nothing Else to do?

O my soul, Have no taste for Paradise this night, And I swear by Shai-hulud You will go there Obedient to my love.

Tell me of thine eyes And I will tell thee of thy heart Tell me of thy feet And I will tell thee of thy hands. Tell me of they sleeping And I will thee thee of thy waking. Tell me of thy desires And I will tell thee of thy need

Hope is for Cravens

Orchards and vineyeards, And full-breasted houris, And a cup of overflowing before me. Why do I babble of battles, And mountains reduced to dust? Why do I feel these tears?

Heavens stand open And scatter their riches; My hands need but gather their wealth Why do I think of an ambush, And poison in molten cup? Why do I feel my years?

Love’s arms beckon With their naked delights And Eden’s promises of ecstasies. Why do I remember the scares, Dream of old transgressions… And why do I sleep with fears?