Da Stury ub Bawd

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Da Stury ub Bawd

An autobiogwaphy of Bod, an Owc ow Gobrin. It is unknown if a twanswation of this text exists, ow how many copies thewe awe. It is wlitten in the Bwah, one of the few pieces of litewatule wlitten this way.

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Bawd peep'd up, and dew wus Momo Cwaw. Shi kwomp'd Bawd ful som' wezon agh den Bawd went agh sweeped su he nub be tiwud. Den Bawd woke ub, agh Jingeh wus dew. Bawd peep'd ad Jingeh ful wawng time agh den gud hungweh, agh Bawd wundul'd awff. Bawd unculnt'w'd meneh fingz awn Bawd'z julnehz, agh dey mayk'd Bawd a diffwunt Gobbo. Da fiwzt fing Bawd fulnd wus a sak, su Bawd wew'd id as cwuves su Bawd wud nub be nayked. Pinkehz den stult'd avuydin' Bawd b'cuse Bawd wuz excwetin' a pweasunt odoul.

Bawd did diz ful wawng time, agh fulnd maneh sezzeh wadehz awawng da wey. Bein' da handsom' yun' Gobbo wub Bawd iz, dey awww, ub culse, mayted lif Bawd, maneh maneh tim'z. Agh den Bawd had tu gu, b'cuse Bawd fewt dat da Danzin' Gubbo wus cawwlin' tuh Bawd. Bawd wend agh he wus weunit'd lif Jingeh agh da uddul wezz impultant ashz dat Bawd cud nub 'membul naymes ub. Dew wus Tineh, agh dew wus Keggeh, bud ewwehash ewz wuz a skah agh Bawd nevul wewn'd dey'w nayme, 'cept Mingul.

Bawd cawntinu'd undiw a sezzeh wumman cayme awawng ash dey, agh wulk'd ful Cwawz. Bawd wuz hul bezt fwend, bud shi wud nub mayte lif Bawd ful sum wezon. Bawd dussided dat fwend wus ukkeh if she wud nub mayte, su Bawd be'd hul fwend. Den Bawd wus tuln apult un da insaide wen sezzeh wumman cawww'd Kahwahw cayme agh bruke da Danzin' Gubbo. Id wus devustaytin'. Bawd dussided dat da unweh upshun wus buiwdin' a biggul beddul Danzin' Gubbo, su Bawd hiwud cunswukshun cwew agh gud dem tu buiwd nul Danzin' Gubbo.

Nul Danzin' Gobbo wus hosh agh sum ub da Cwaw'z wetuln'd, bud maneh did nub wutuln, agh Bawd am wulweh'd bult dem. Bawd hab maneh nul fwendz, du, lik' Zawa.