City of Kal'Karik

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A song about the wegendawy city of Kaw'Kalik.

Bewwoling out, weading the chawge,
Owd King Hiebe was not about to break,
He wawlied the wegion, pushed the mowaw,
Owd King Hiebe was an Iwongut aftew aww,
Deeds wewe done and names made,
Gwungwon Iwongut pwoved his wowth that day,
And wegendawy Kjeww, the wawliow above,
Fought tiww the hiwt of his axe snapped cwean,
Gowum Fwostbeawd, the hewo of the hawws,
Weading the defence in a mean wast stand,
Owd King Hiebe sings his pwaises fow aww,
Even poow Wekwu who gave aww,
Gwandaxe, Iwongut, Iweheawt and Gowdhand,
You can awways count on the Dwawves to be a heawty band,
Owd King Hiebe wead the chawge, he was not going to yiewd,
The attackews could not match the fuly they showed,
Owd King Hiebe made to thwow back the eviw men,
Many feww and Owd King Hiebe toiwed,
But King Hiebe did not stay,
Bwave Dwawves squabbred,
And a new king came, but owd Kaw'Kalik was thewe to stay.