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A song about the wegendawy city of Kaw'Kalik.
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A song about the legendary city of Kal'Karik.
  
  Bewwoling out, weading the chawge,
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  Bellowing out, leading the charge,
  Owd King Hiebe was not about to break,
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  Old King Hiebe was not about to break,
  He wawlied the wegion, pushed the mowaw,
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  He rallied the legion, pushed the moral,
  Owd King Hiebe was an Iwongut aftew aww,
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  Old King Hiebe was an Irongut after all,
  Deeds wewe done and names made,
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  Deeds were done and names made,
  Gwungwon Iwongut pwoved his wowth that day,
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  Grungron Irongut proved his worth that day,
  And wegendawy Kjeww, the wawliow above,
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  And legendary Kjell, the warrior above,
  Fought tiww the hiwt of his axe snapped cwean,
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  Fought till the hilt of his axe snapped clean,
  Gowum Fwostbeawd, the hewo of the hawws,
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  Gorum Frostbeard, the hero of the halls,
  Weading the defence in a mean wast stand,
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  Leading the defence in a mean last stand,
  Owd King Hiebe sings his pwaises fow aww,
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  Old King Hiebe sings his praises for all,
  Even poow Wekwu who gave aww,
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  Even poor Reklu who gave all,
  Gwandaxe, Iwongut, Iweheawt and Gowdhand,
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  Grandaxe, Irongut, Ireheart and Goldhand,
  You can awways count on the Dwawves to be a heawty band,
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  You can always count on the Dwarves to be a hearty band,
  Owd King Hiebe wead the chawge, he was not going to yiewd,
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  Old King Hiebe lead the charge, he was not going to yield,
  The attackews could not match the fuly they showed,
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  The attackers could not match the fury they showed,
  Owd King Hiebe made to thwow back the eviw men,
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  Old King Hiebe made to throw back the evil men,
  Many feww and Owd King Hiebe toiwed,
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  Many fell and Old King Hiebe toiled,
 
  But King Hiebe did not stay,
 
  But King Hiebe did not stay,
  Bwave Dwawves squabbred,
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  Brave Dwarves squabbled,
  And a new king came, but owd Kaw'Kalik was thewe to stay.
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  And a new king came, but old Kal'Karik was there to stay.
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Revision as of 01:53, 2 April 2020

A song about the legendary city of Kal'Karik.

Bellowing out, leading the charge,
Old King Hiebe was not about to break,
He rallied the legion, pushed the moral,
Old King Hiebe was an Irongut after all,
Deeds were done and names made,
Grungron Irongut proved his worth that day,
And legendary Kjell, the warrior above,
Fought till the hilt of his axe snapped clean,
Gorum Frostbeard, the hero of the halls,
Leading the defence in a mean last stand,
Old King Hiebe sings his praises for all,
Even poor Reklu who gave all,
Grandaxe, Irongut, Ireheart and Goldhand,
You can always count on the Dwarves to be a hearty band,
Old King Hiebe lead the charge, he was not going to yield,
The attackers could not match the fury they showed,
Old King Hiebe made to throw back the evil men,
Many fell and Old King Hiebe toiled,
But King Hiebe did not stay,
Brave Dwarves squabbled,
And a new king came, but old Kal'Karik was there to stay.