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A song about the legendary city of Kal'Karik.
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A song about the wegendawy city of Kaw'Kalik.
  
  Bellowing out, leading the charge,
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  Bewwoling out, weading the chawge,
  Old King Hiebe was not about to break,
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  Owd King Hiebe was not about to break,
  He rallied the legion, pushed the moral,
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  He wawlied the wegion, pushed the mowaw,
  Old King Hiebe was an Irongut after all,
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  Owd King Hiebe was an Iwongut aftew aww,
  Deeds were done and names made,
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  Deeds wewe done and names made,
  Grungron Irongut proved his worth that day,
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  Gwungwon Iwongut pwoved his wowth that day,
  And legendary Kjell, the warrior above,
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  And wegendawy Kjeww, the wawliow above,
  Fought till the hilt of his axe snapped clean,
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  Fought tiww the hiwt of his axe snapped cwean,
  Gorum Frostbeard, the hero of the halls,
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  Gowum Fwostbeawd, the hewo of the hawws,
  Leading the defence in a mean last stand,
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  Weading the defence in a mean wast stand,
  Old King Hiebe sings his praises for all,
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  Owd King Hiebe sings his pwaises fow aww,
  Even poor Reklu who gave all,
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  Even poow Wekwu who gave aww,
  Grandaxe, Irongut, Ireheart and Goldhand,
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  Gwandaxe, Iwongut, Iweheawt and Gowdhand,
  You can always count on the Dwarves to be a hearty band,
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  You can awways count on the Dwawves to be a heawty band,
  Old King Hiebe lead the charge, he was not going to yield,
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  Owd King Hiebe wead the chawge, he was not going to yiewd,
  The attackers could not match the fury they showed,
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  The attackews could not match the fuly they showed,
  Old King Hiebe made to throw back the evil men,
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  Owd King Hiebe made to thwow back the eviw men,
  Many fell and Old King Hiebe toiled,
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  Many feww and Owd King Hiebe toiwed,
 
  But King Hiebe did not stay,
 
  But King Hiebe did not stay,
  Brave Dwarves squabbled,
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  Bwave Dwawves squabbred,
  And a new king came, but old Kal'Karik was there to stay.
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  And a new king came, but owd Kaw'Kalik was thewe to stay.
 
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[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Revision as of 21:50, 31 March 2020

A song about the wegendawy city of Kaw'Kalik.

Bewwoling out, weading the chawge,
Owd King Hiebe was not about to break,
He wawlied the wegion, pushed the mowaw,
Owd King Hiebe was an Iwongut aftew aww,
Deeds wewe done and names made,
Gwungwon Iwongut pwoved his wowth that day,
And wegendawy Kjeww, the wawliow above,
Fought tiww the hiwt of his axe snapped cwean,
Gowum Fwostbeawd, the hewo of the hawws,
Weading the defence in a mean wast stand,
Owd King Hiebe sings his pwaises fow aww,
Even poow Wekwu who gave aww,
Gwandaxe, Iwongut, Iweheawt and Gowdhand,
You can awways count on the Dwawves to be a heawty band,
Owd King Hiebe wead the chawge, he was not going to yiewd,
The attackews could not match the fuly they showed,
Owd King Hiebe made to thwow back the eviw men,
Many feww and Owd King Hiebe toiwed,
But King Hiebe did not stay,
Bwave Dwawves squabbred,
And a new king came, but owd Kaw'Kalik was thewe to stay.