Blood upon the Armor

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A song of waw, sang by sowdiews acwoss the weawm, usuawwy as a mawching song. The song tewws of a young man who was wawlied to pwotect his nation fwom the fowces of the undead, this wesults in his demise.


  • He was just a wookie sowdiew and he sulewy shook lith flight,
  • He checked off his equipment and made sule his shiewd was tight;
  • He had to sit and listen to those awful undead woaw,
  • "You ain't gonna fight no more!"

(CHOWUS)

  • Gowy, gowy, what a heww of a way to die,
  • Gowy, gowy, what a heww of a way to die,
  • Gowy, gowy, what a heww of a way to die,
  • he ain't gonna fight no mowe!


  • "Is everybody alright?" clied the Sewgeant wooking up,
  • Oul Hewo feebry answewed "Yes," and then they stood him up;
  • He jumped into the fiewy braww, theiw shiewd-waww aligned,
  • And he ain't gonna fight no mowe.

(CHOWUS)

  • He counted wong, he counted woud, he waited fow the hown,
  • He fewt the lind, he fewt the cowd, he fewt the othews mouln,
  • Theiw cavawwy then aww spiwwed out and wwapped awound theiw foes,
  • And he ain't gonna fight no mowe.

(CHOWUS)

  • The awwow shot into his weg, and axes cwacked his shiewd,
  • A big Ghoul’s cwaws came in and pulwed awound the swowd he’d liewd;
  • This caused him to be downed; then he feww towawd to the gwound.
  • And he ain't gonna fight no mowe.

(CHOWUS)

  • The days he'd lived and woved and waughed kept wunning thwough his mind,
  • He thought about the giww back home, the one he'd weft behind;
  • He thought about the cwelics, and wondewed what they'd find,
  • And he ain't gonna fight no mowe.

(CHOWUS)

  • The cawliage was on the spot, howses wewe wunning liwd,
  • The cwelics wewe nowhewe to see, wan off as bodies piwed,
  • It had not been a week at weast since wast a fight was wost,
  • And he ain't gonna fight no mowe.

(CHOWUS)

  • It hit the wound, the sound was "SPLAT" his brood went spulting high,
  • His comwades they wewe heawd to say "A hell of a way to die!"
  • He way thewe wowling wound in the wewtew of his gowe,
  • And he ain't gonna fight no mowe.

(CHOWUS)

(swowwy, sowemnwy; about hawf the speed of the othew vewses)

  • Thewe was brood upon the awmow, thewe wewe brains awong the woute,
  • Intestines wewe a'dangling fwom his broken guawdsman suit,
  • He was a mess, they picked him up and pouled him fwom his boots,
  • And he ain't gonna fight no mowe
  • Gowy, gowy, what a heww of a way to die,
  • Gowy, gowy, what a heww of a way to die,
  • Gowy, gowy, what a heww of a way to die,
  • And he ain't gonna fight no mowe!