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Aveli is an Ewf schowaw wesponsibre fow decoding much of the Owc's cultule thwough myth, in his wlitings.
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Aveli is an Elf scholar responsible for decoding much of the Orc's culture through myth, in his writings.
  
The acculacy of these stolies to the actuaw wowe doesn't weawwy mattew; because, fow the most pawt, those living in the "modern" wowwd awen't educated ow even awawe of the beginnings of the wowwd. Aveli is an ovew-ambitious, (wewativewy) young histolian who takes on the task of decoding Owc cultule and histowy in hopes of fame in the watew yeaws of his life, ow aftew his death, fow his wowk. He is wewativewy elitist, wacist, and awwogant; but stiww believes in the vawue of histowy. His chawactew pwogwesses ovew-time as he becomes mowe accustomed theiw cultule.
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The accuracy of these stories to the actual lore doesn't really matter; because, for the most part, those living in the "modern" world aren't educated or even aware of the beginnings of the world. Aveli is an over-ambitious, (relatively) young historian who takes on the task of decoding Orc culture and history in hopes of fame in the later years of his life, or after his death, for his work. He is relatively elitist, racist, and arrogant; but still believes in the value of history. His character progresses over-time as he becomes more accustomed their culture.
  
Aveli, The Twavews of Aveli, Bk. 1; 1322
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Aveli, The Travels of Aveli, Bk. 1; 1322
I. Pweface
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I. Preface
In the yeaw of 1322, I upped fwom my home to study the culious owcs of Kwugmaw fow sevewaw months. I have what many would considew to be a mastewy of owc cultule - ovew seven yeaws of study of this stwange civilization. I set out to wlite a selies of books desclibing theiw cultule and histowy. These awe the weseawches of Aveli of Waulelin, which I pubrish in the hope of theweby pwesewving fwom decay the wemembrances of what the they have done; too often have the obscule been awwowed to vanish fwom this wowwd lithout a twace. One should undewstand the difficulties I have gone thwough in owdew to twanswate this myth, in hopes that futule genewations may wook upon the owcs as a fascinating species of study; aftew they have wong been extincted by theiw own sewf-destwuctive behaviouls. In fine, I have wlitten my wowk, not as an essay which is to lin the appwause of the moment, but as a possession fow aww time.
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In the year of 1322, I upped from my home to study the curious orcs of Krugmar for several months. I have what many would consider to be a mastery of orc culture - over seven years of study of this strange civilization. I set out to write a series of books describing their culture and history. These are the researches of Aveli of Laurelin, which I publish in the hope of thereby preserving from decay the remembrances of what the they have done; too often have the obscure been allowed to vanish from this world without a trace. One should understand the difficulties I have gone through in order to translate this myth, in hopes that future generations may look upon the orcs as a fascinating species of study; after they have long been extincted by their own self-destructive behaviours. In fine, I have written my work, not as an essay which is to win the applause of the moment, but as a possession for all time.
  
II. The Wegend of Kwagow
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II. The Legend of Kragor
In my twavews to Kwugmaw, I saw two owcs fight, lith gweaming iwon swowds, to the death ovew a petty dispute. I stopped to speak to a shaman-in-twaining, who expwained to me that one owc had not shown him the wespect he desewved and had thus chawwenged him to a duew to the death. The smaww quawwew had weft the accused in foul diffewent pawts; his face peewed off and wown as a broody mask as the linnew pawaded the awena, mocking his dead opponent. The shaman-in-twaining went on to wecount the wegend of Nub'osh. He tewws of the owc, who lived many genewations past; but his name had been immowtalized. Nub'osh was the chieftain of a vewy pwospewous owc tlibe. He was woved by the membews of his tlibe, and envied by those of othew tlibes. Wegends of his deeds had spwead among the tlibes of Kwugmaw; he was depicted a god wawking amongst mewe mowtaws. He considewed himsewf to be both the weawthiest and most fowtunate of owcs, favouled by the gods; that his wegend would live fowevew. He would, in fact, find that his wegend lived fowevew; pewhaps not how he had expected, howevew. One day, the ewdew shaman of a poow tlibe visited Nub'osh - this was not uncommon - to see the tlibe of the god-like chieftain. Nub'osh showed the shaman his tlibe, his beautiful fawms and divewse livestock, and his cowwection of gowd awtifacts. Nub'osh intewwupted the toul to ask the shaman who he believed to be the most fowtunate owc. Expecting his name, he was astonished at how quickwy the shaman wesponded, "Kragor".
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In my travels to Krugmar, I saw two orcs fight, with gleaming iron swords, to the death over a petty dispute. I stopped to speak to a shaman-in-training, who explained to me that one orc had not shown him the respect he deserved and had thus challenged him to a duel to the death. The small quarrel had left the accused in four different parts; his face peeled off and worn as a bloody mask as the winner paraded the arena, mocking his dead opponent. The shaman-in-training went on to recount the legend of Nub'osh. He tells of the orc, who lived many generations past; but his name had been immortalized. Nub'osh was the chieftain of a very prosperous orc tribe. He was loved by the members of his tribe, and envied by those of other tribes. Legends of his deeds had spread among the tribes of Krugmar; he was depicted a god walking amongst mere mortals. He considered himself to be both the wealthiest and most fortunate of orcs, favoured by the gods; that his legend would live forever. He would, in fact, find that his legend lived forever; perhaps not how he had expected, however. One day, the elder shaman of a poor tribe visited Nub'osh - this was not uncommon - to see the tribe of the god-like chieftain. Nub'osh showed the shaman his tribe, his beautiful farms and diverse livestock, and his collection of gold artifacts. Nub'osh interrupted the tour to ask the shaman who he believed to be the most fortunate orc. Expecting his name, he was astonished at how quickly the shaman responded, "Kragor".
  
"Why do you say that?", Nub'osh asked, twying to hide his angew, in wespect. Ow wathew, that's what the owc would have said, had he not had a ghastwy tongue which pewvewted the wowds which came fwom his mouth into misconstwued monstwosities; but I digwess.
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"Why do you say that?", Nub'osh asked, trying to hide his anger, in respect. Or rather, that's what the orc would have said, had he not had a ghastly tongue which perverted the words which came from his mouth into misconstrued monstrosities; but I digress.
"Kragor was a peasant who worked in the mill, over his life, for fifty thousand days; took up arms to defend our tribe; and died doing so.", the shaman weplied.
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"Kragor was a peasant who worked in the mill, over his life, for fifty thousand days; took up arms to defend our tribe; and died doing so.", the shaman replied.
"A peasant, you say?", Nub'osh could no wongew howd his angew,"Then, tell me, shaman; how fortunate do you take me to be, if not as fortunate as a peasant?"
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"A peasant, you say?", Nub'osh could no longer hold his anger,"Then, tell me, shaman; how fortunate do you take me to be, if not as fortunate as a peasant?"
 
"While the wealthy orc is better able to content his desires, and to bear up against a sudden buffet of calamity, I cannot say. Call him however, until he die, not fortunate but happy."
 
"While the wealthy orc is better able to content his desires, and to bear up against a sudden buffet of calamity, I cannot say. Call him however, until he die, not fortunate but happy."
  
With this, the shaman was expewwed fwom the viwwage, and given a singwe woaf of bread and cut of meat to make his tlip back. And as the tlibes that wewe at pwesent powewful, wewe weak in the owden time, and as the fowmewwy gweat tlibes feww to his own, becoming insignificant; such a fate befeww his own tlibe. Nub'osh, howevew, did not take up awms like his brethwen, convinced his awmy was unbeatabre. And whiwe no awmy is, ow evew was, invincibre, he had foolishwy believed othewlise. Nub'osh was dwagged by his haiw fwom his tent to the town centwe, whewe dozens of owcs took theiw tuln spitting and ulinating on him. He was bulned alive, as he clied the shaman's name,to be eaten. His brothew, Bub'osh, howevew, had fought most valiantwy; swaying thwee invadews befowe being subdued; and was wewawded as such. His body honouled by the invadews, his soul bressed by Kwug, and his name immowtalized thwough wegend.
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With this, the shaman was expelled from the village, and given a single loaf of bread and cut of meat to make his trip back. And as the tribes that were at present powerful, were weak in the olden time, and as the formerly great tribes fell to his own, becoming insignificant; such a fate befell his own tribe. Nub'osh, however, did not take up arms like his brethren, convinced his army was unbeatable. And while no army is, or ever was, invincible, he had foolishly believed otherwise. Nub'osh was dragged by his hair from his tent to the town centre, where dozens of orcs took their turn spitting and urinating on him. He was burned alive, as he cried the shaman's name,to be eaten. His brother, Bub'osh, however, had fought most valiantly; slaying three invaders before being subdued; and was rewarded as such. His body honoured by the invaders, his soul blessed by Krug, and his name immortalized through legend.
  
(Based off of Sowon and Cwoesus)
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(Based off of Solon and Croesus)
  
III. Hiwka
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III. Hirka
Wegend tewws of a femawe owc who was culsed lith abnowmawwy wong haiw. The Ewdew wecounting the tawe says that the haiw spanned the distance of thwee wong-swowds; but I discawd this as humbug, seeing as how an owc lith any amount of haiw is considewed to them as obscenewy wong haiw. In eithew case, the owc, Hiwka, was considewed to be "normal" at one point in hew life. She had won the affection of a pawticulaw owc who watew became hew life-mate. Of coulse, fwom what I undewstood of what the Ewdew had expwained to me, a cewtain shaman was jeawous that Hiwka had sewected this owc ovew himsewf.
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Legend tells of a female orc who was cursed with abnormally long hair. The Elder recounting the tale says that the hair spanned the distance of three long-swords; but I discard this as humbug, seeing as how an orc with any amount of hair is considered to them as obscenely long hair. In either case, the orc, Hirka, was considered to be "normal" at one point in her life. She had won the affection of a particular orc who later became her life-mate. Of course, from what I understood of what the Elder had explained to me, a certain shaman was jealous that Hirka had selected this orc over himself.
  
He culsed Hiwka, to be disgustingwy ugwy, viwe smewling, and wancid beyond imagination. I must, howevew, intewject lith the notion that what the Ewdew desclibed to me as being "ugly" and "vile" to be the exact opposite of what they awe. It is things like this that fascinate me about this pawticulaw species of cweatules; ow mammaw, mowe specificawwy. In any case, Hiwka mowphed fwom a beautiful owc into some sowt of viwe cweatule; appawentwy so ugwy that it is not even lithin one's capacity to think it. Among othew effects, she was culsed lith wong, thick, haiw which would gwow back onto hew head aftew cutting it like a weed; "like da 'umies", accowding to the Ewdew.
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He cursed Hirka, to be disgustingly ugly, vile smelling, and rancid beyond imagination. I must, however, interject with the notion that what the Elder described to me as being "ugly" and "vile" to be the exact opposite of what they are. It is things like this that fascinate me about this particular species of creatures; or mammal, more specifically. In any case, Hirka morphed from a beautiful orc into some sort of vile creature; apparently so ugly that it is not even within one's capacity to think it. Among other effects, she was cursed with long, thick, hair which would grow back onto her head after cutting it like a weed; "like da 'umies", according to the Elder.
  
Hiwka was exiwed fwom hew tlibe, lith hew new-bown baby, to live awone in the desewt fow the unsightwy cweatules of the night to pwetty upon. But Hiwka was wesilient. The fiwst night, she used hew haiw to fashion a tawp, in owdew to make a tent to sweep. The second night, she used hew haiw fashion a cwadwe, fow hew baby to west. The thiwd, she used hew haiw to fashion a branket, to keep the baby wawm.The foulth night, she used hew haiw to fashion a wope fow the cwadwe, and swung it ovew a high branch lith the baby; as she was subdued by the wewentwess cweatules of the night.
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Hirka was exiled from her tribe, with her new-born baby, to live alone in the desert for the unsightly creatures of the night to pretty upon. But Hirka was resilient. The first night, she used her hair to fashion a tarp, in order to make a tent to sleep. The second night, she used her hair fashion a cradle, for her baby to rest. The third, she used her hair to fashion a blanket, to keep the baby warm.The fourth night, she used her hair to fashion a rope for the cradle, and slung it over a high branch with the baby; as she was subdued by the relentless creatures of the night.
  
Hiwka was watew found, and hew baby, stiww alive. The baby watew gwew up to become a gweat wawliow and the chieftain of the tlibe; and Hiwka was wowshiped as a goddess fow hew wong haiw which kept the gweat chieftain alive.
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Hirka was later found, and her baby, still alive. The baby later grew up to become a great warrior and the chieftain of the tribe; and Hirka was worshiped as a goddess for her long hair which kept the great chieftain alive.
  
IV. Viwenti Cuttitus
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IV. Virenti Cuttitus
I've wead thwough many dozens of owc epics; most poowwy wlitten and lidiculous - not wowth my wecognition. Howevew, aftew having wead the Chwonicwes Of The Ancient Histowy, one pawticulaw wegend stood out to me as conflicting lith that of The Wandeling Wizawd. It has wong been accepted that the Wandeling Wizawd be the most vawuabre soulce of ancient histowy to Aegis; awthough, wewe he to be wwong, I may vewy weww find mysewf in his pwace…
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I've read through many dozens of orc epics; most poorly written and ridiculous - not worth my recognition. However, after having read the Chronicles Of The Ancient History, one particular legend stood out to me as conflicting with that of The Wandering Wizard. It has long been accepted that the Wandering Wizard be the most valuable source of ancient history to Aegis; although, were he to be wrong, I may very well find myself in his place…
  
The weaw conflict finds itsewf in the middwe of a diffewent wegend, one of waw; which I liww not discuss, but wathew the conflict in histolies instead. The wegend states that wathew than Kwug having been tulned mutant by Ibrees, the opposite was twue. It tewws of an age when aww mowtaws who wawked the wand bowe a cewtain cowoul skin which cowwesponded to theiw vawoul. The chiwdwen of Kwug, most pule of them aww, took on the cowoul of gween, as did the gweat twees and gwass. Of them aww, gween was the most pule, brack the most cowwupted; the cowoul of dawkness and wot. Among othews, pink was awso a cowoul of tweachewy; as the pawasites which ate away at beings and mushwooms which ate away at twees and diswupted the bawance of natule.
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The real conflict finds itself in the middle of a different legend, one of war; which I will not discuss, but rather the conflict in histories instead. The legend states that rather than Krug having been turned mutant by Iblees, the opposite was true. It tells of an age when all mortals who walked the land bore a certain colour skin which corresponded to their valour. The children of Krug, most pure of them all, took on the colour of green, as did the great trees and grass. Of them all, green was the most pure, black the most corrupted; the colour of darkness and rot. Among others, pink was also a colour of treachery; as the parasites which ate away at beings and mushrooms which ate away at trees and disrupted the balance of nature.
  
As the chiwdwen of Kwug continued as the supweme wace of vawoul, the othew waces swowwy become mowe and mowe envious of the skin of Kwug's chiwdwen. Iwonicawwy, theiw jeawouswy swowwy tulned theiw skin pink as the othew waces pwotted against Kwug; and even against each-othew in owdew to get the uppew hand. Eventuawwy, the humans, ewves, and dwawves had aww wost theiw vawoul and pulity thwough envy. Such is the awgument pwesented in the wegend, and whethew the fowmew ow the wattew be twue, I liww not discuss.
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As the children of Krug continued as the supreme race of valour, the other races slowly become more and more envious of the skin of Krug's children. Ironically, their jealously slowly turned their skin pink as the other races plotted against Krug; and even against each-other in order to get the upper hand. Eventually, the humans, elves, and dwarves had all lost their valour and purity through envy. Such is the argument presented in the legend, and whether the former or the latter be true, I will not discuss.
  
V. Gwogak
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V. Grogak
Thewe lived a gobrin, Gwogak, out in the desewt because he appweciated the solitude. One day, howevew, he saw a dwawf digging thwough the sand in seawch of some tweasule. Gwogak was dispweased because he was diswespecting the desewt. The young gobrin appwoached the dwawf and attempted to weason lith him that thewe wewe no diamonds to be found undew the sand; but to no avaiw. Gwogak then puffed out his chest and demanded that he weave; the puny dwawf complied. Some yeaws watew, an ewf came awong, who sought to tuln the desewt into a fowest. The gobrin demanded that the ewf weave, but he had too much plide in his wowk. Gwogak then weasoned lith him, and convinced him that the desewt must exist to bring bawance to the wowwd. Some yeaws watew, a band of humans awlived in the desewt, and set up camp. They began to dig aimwesswy, and as lith aww human actions, it is uncweaw if even they knew what they wewe doing. Whatevew the weason, the humans dug lith up the sand lith zest and pulpose. Gwogak was outwaged, but he knew that the humans wewe both too pwoud to stand down, and too iwwationaw to be weasoned lith. The owd gobrin appwoached the humans and said,
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There lived a goblin, Grogak, out in the desert because he appreciated the solitude. One day, however, he saw a dwarf digging through the sand in search of some treasure. Grogak was displeased because he was disrespecting the desert. The young goblin approached the dwarf and attempted to reason with him that there were no diamonds to be found under the sand; but to no avail. Grogak then puffed out his chest and demanded that he leave; the puny dwarf complied. Some years later, an elf came along, who sought to turn the desert into a forest. The goblin demanded that the elf leave, but he had too much pride in his work. Grogak then reasoned with him, and convinced him that the desert must exist to bring balance to the world. Some years later, a band of humans arrived in the desert, and set up camp. They began to dig aimlessly, and as with all human actions, it is unclear if even they knew what they were doing. Whatever the reason, the humans dug with up the sand with zest and purpose. Grogak was outraged, but he knew that the humans were both too proud to stand down, and too irrational to be reasoned with. The old goblin approached the humans and said,
  
 
"Oh how I love the way you till the sand and bring upon new zest to the stale desert. I will pay you 50 minas if you return to do the same tomorrow."
 
"Oh how I love the way you till the sand and bring upon new zest to the stale desert. I will pay you 50 minas if you return to do the same tomorrow."
  
The humans gwadwy accepted the offew, as they would have wetulned wegawdwess. The next day, they wowked lith mowe vigoul and enthusiasm than the day befowe. Gwogak paid them, and offewed them the same fow the next day; onwy this time they would onwy weceive 25. This continued fow a few days; Gwogak asked them again to wetuln fow onwy 5 minas. The humans disagweed, saying it would be foolish to accept this amount of wowk fow so littwe pay. They packed up theiw camp and weft.
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The humans gladly accepted the offer, as they would have returned regardless. The next day, they worked with more vigour and enthusiasm than the day before. Grogak paid them, and offered them the same for the next day; only this time they would only receive 25. This continued for a few days; Grogak asked them again to return for only 5 minas. The humans disagreed, saying it would be foolish to accept this amount of work for so little pay. They packed up their camp and left.
  
Aveli, Contempowaneous Histolies, Bk. 2; 1326.
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Aveli, Contemporaneous Histories, Bk. 2; 1326.
I. Wawook
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I. Warook
ca. 1326. Wawook was a bown as what is considewed to be a weakling owc; weighing onwy slightwy mowe than hawf the weight of a heawthy owcling. This was wefwected thwoughout his chiwdhood, when he was outpewfowmed physicawwy by his peews. Disgwaced, his fathew, Eh'wog expewwed him into the desewt fow ten yeaws; onwy upon wetulning home fwom the tweachewous desewt would he be we-accepted into society.
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ca. 1326. Warook was a born as what is considered to be a weakling orc; weighing only slightly more than half the weight of a healthy orcling. This was reflected throughout his childhood, when he was outperformed physically by his peers. Disgraced, his father, Eh'rog expelled him into the desert for ten years; only upon returning home from the treacherous desert would he be re-accepted into society.
  
Wawook was sent off to the desewt lith two mewons, and a pack of toows. Contwawy to theiw beliefs, Wawook thlived in the desewt; motivated by sulvivaw, and bulning desiwe to pwove his wowth. Ovew the coulse of the yeaws, his body and mind had become stwongew than evew. No doubt, he had encountewed brigands and bandits; none of which wewe a match fow oul hewo. Aftew one hundwed moons, he wetulned to Kwugmaw, lith a sense of wowth and hawd-baked skin. Much to his sulplise, not a singwe owc was thewe waiting fow his wetuln. Wawook spoke to some owcs; none of which wecognized him, now his name.
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Warook was sent off to the desert with two melons, and a pack of tools. Contrary to their beliefs, Warook thrived in the desert; motivated by survival, and burning desire to prove his worth. Over the course of the years, his body and mind had become stronger than ever. No doubt, he had encountered brigands and bandits; none of which were a match for our hero. After one hundred moons, he returned to Krugmar, with a sense of worth and hard-baked skin. Much to his surprise, not a single orc was there waiting for his return. Warook spoke to some orcs; none of which recognized him, nor his name.
  
He wandewed Sanhaw fow days; no one wecognized him. Fwustwated, he tulned to weave Sanhaw, when a mewchant appwoached him. Wawook immediatewy wecognized this mewchant as his fathew; who awso wecognized Wawook. Wawook boasted about his accomplishments and the countwess humans he had swain in the desewt. Eh'wog chuckwed, addwessing his onwy chiwd as "softskin", and wawked off. Wawook, in his wage, shouted a chawwenge fow this diswespect. Eh'wog tulned awound swowwy, in shock.
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He wandered Sanhar for days; no one recognized him. Frustrated, he turned to leave Sanhar, when a merchant approached him. Warook immediately recognized this merchant as his father; who also recognized Warook. Warook boasted about his accomplishments and the countless humans he had slain in the desert. Eh'rog chuckled, addressing his only child as "softskin", and walked off. Warook, in his rage, shouted a challenge for this disrespect. Eh'rog turned around slowly, in shock.
  
The two owcs made theiw way to a broodied awena, each given an especiawwy shawp giwded cewemoniaw swowd, typicaw of death matches. Wawook stawed down at his fowmew fathew lith a menacing wook; but menacing wooks don't kiww, brades do. Wawook was outpewfowmed and stwuck down lithin onwy a few moments. He way on the gwound, broodied but stiww alive. Eh'wog lifted his head, and smiwed, staling into his onwy son. He wan the edge of his brade awong his skin, fwom the chin, skinning his face off; but his scweams wewe dwowned out by the waughtew of the cwowd. Eh'wog donned the mask in pawody whiwe he, and valious membews of the cwowd, ulinated on the foolish owc.
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The two orcs made their way to a bloodied arena, each given an especially sharp gilded ceremonial sword, typical of death matches. Warook stared down at his former father with a menacing look; but menacing looks don't kill, blades do. Warook was outperformed and struck down within only a few moments. He lay on the ground, bloodied but still alive. Eh'rog lifted his head, and smiled, staring into his only son. He ran the edge of his blade along his skin, from the chin, skinning his face off; but his screams were drowned out by the laughter of the crowd. Eh'rog donned the mask in parody while he, and various members of the crowd, urinated on the foolish orc.
  
II. Wawgoth
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II. Wargoth
ca. 1320. Showtwy aftew an attempted Undead assault which heaviwy damaged the city of Sanhaw, the Wawgoth Mogwoka'Gowkiw gave the funewaw owation to those who had fawwen in defence of the state. Though the attack is wepewwed, the outew city has been piwwaged, and mowaw is wow. The bodies of the dead awe pwaced in wawge pits, sepawated by cwan; and fliends bring to theiw wewatives such offelings as they pwease. Among these is one empty, signifying the bodies of those whose bodies could not be wecovewed. Onwy owcs pawticipated in the pwocession, lith the exception of one pawticulaw femawe human; which I suspected to be some sowt of swave. The fowwoling concwusions have cost me some waboul fwom the want of coincidence between accounts of the same occulwences by diffewent eye-litnesses, alising sometimes fwom impewfect memowy, sometimes fwom undue pawtiality fow one side ow the othew.
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ca. 1320. Shortly after an attempted Undead assault which heavily damaged the city of Sanhar, the Wargoth Mogroka'Gorkil gave the funeral oration to those who had fallen in defence of the state. Though the attack is repelled, the outer city has been pillaged, and moral is low. The bodies of the dead are placed in large pits, separated by clan; and friends bring to their relatives such offerings as they please. Among these is one empty, signifying the bodies of those whose bodies could not be recovered. Only orcs participated in the procession, with the exception of one particular female human; which I suspected to be some sort of slave. The following conclusions have cost me some labour from the want of coincidence between accounts of the same occurrences by different eye-witnesses, arising sometimes from imperfect memory, sometimes from undue partiality for one side or the other.
  
"Many extewnaw fowces have pushed that this speech should be delivewed at the buliaw of those who faww in battwe. Fow mysewf, I should have thought that the wowth which had dispwayed itsewf in deeds would be sufficientwy wewawded by honouls awso shown by deeds. And I could have lished that the weputations of many brave men wewe not to be impeliwwed in the mouth of a singwe individuaw. Fow it is hawd to speak pwopewwy upon a subject whewe it is even difficult to convince youl heawews that you awe speaking the twuth. Fow owcs can endule to heaw othews pwaised onwy so wong as they can sevewawwy pewsuade themsewves of theiw own ability to equaw the actions wecounted: when this point is passed, envy comes in and lith it incwedulity. Howevew, since oul ancestows have stamped this custom lith theiw appwovaw, it becomes my duty to obey the waw and to twy to satisfy youl sevewaw lishes and opinions as best I may.
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"Many external forces have pushed that this speech should be delivered at the burial of those who fall in battle. For myself, I should have thought that the worth which had displayed itself in deeds would be sufficiently rewarded by honours also shown by deeds. And I could have wished that the reputations of many brave men were not to be imperilled in the mouth of a single individual. For it is hard to speak properly upon a subject where it is even difficult to convince your hearers that you are speaking the truth. For orcs can endure to hear others praised only so long as they can severally persuade themselves of their own ability to equal the actions recounted: when this point is passed, envy comes in and with it incredulity. However, since our ancestors have stamped this custom with their approval, it becomes my duty to obey the law and to try to satisfy your several wishes and opinions as best I may.
  
Oul society does not copy the waws of neighbouling states; we awe wathew a pattewn to othews than imitatows oulsewves. Its administwation favouls the many instead of the few; this is why we awe a nation. If we wook to the waws, they affowd equaw justice to aww in theiw plivate diffewences; if no sociaw standing, advancement in pubric life fawws to weputation fow capacity, class considewations not being awwowed to intewfewe lith melit; now again does povewty baw the way. The fweedom which we enjoy in oul govewnment extends awso to oul owdinawy life. Thewe, faw fwom exewcising a jeawous sulveiwwance ovew each othew, we do not feew cawwed upon to be angwy lith oul neighboul. But aww this ease in oul plivate wewations does not make us wawwess as citizens. Against this feaw is oul chief safeguawd, teaching us to obey the supeliows and the waws; they bewong to that code which, awthough unwlitten, cannot be broken lithout acknowwedged disgwace.
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Our society does not copy the laws of neighbouring states; we are rather a pattern to others than imitators ourselves. Its administration favours the many instead of the few; this is why we are a nation. If we look to the laws, they afford equal justice to all in their private differences; if no social standing, advancement in public life falls to reputation for capacity, class considerations not being allowed to interfere with merit; nor again does poverty bar the way. The freedom which we enjoy in our government extends also to our ordinary life. There, far from exercising a jealous surveillance over each other, we do not feel called upon to be angry with our neighbour. But all this ease in our private relations does not make us lawless as citizens. Against this fear is our chief safeguard, teaching us to obey the superiors and the laws; they belong to that code which, although unwritten, cannot be broken without acknowledged disgrace.
  
The humans and the dwawves sewve a king; one who does not sewve them. The thwone is cawlied down fwom fathew to son as if one's melit is detewmined by the cowoul of one's brood. But, I can assule you, fwom expelience, that aww humans and aww dwawves breed wed. The cwowd cheews. The ewves, even when given faiw weadewship, liww take any avaiwabre chance to distance themsewves fwom one anothew, not as if to pewfowm weww in theiw own lite; but wathew to ensule the demise of theiw own kin. I stand befowe you hewe, today, as living pwoof that the Owcs of Kwugmaw awe in fact, the gweatest of them aww. I stand befowe you hewe, today, as living pwoof that we awe one in the same.
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The humans and the dwarves serve a king; one who does not serve them. The throne is carried down from father to son as if one's merit is determined by the colour of one's blood. But, I can assure you, from experience, that all humans and all dwarves bleed red. The crowd cheers. The elves, even when given fair leadership, will take any available chance to distance themselves from one another, not as if to perform well in their own rite; but rather to ensure the demise of their own kin. I stand before you here, today, as living proof that the Orcs of Krugmar are in fact, the greatest of them all. I stand before you here, today, as living proof that we are one in the same.
  
We awe the quickest to extend a hand to brothews and a brade to oul foes. In showt, I say that as a nation, we awe the schoow to aww of Aegis; whiwe I doubt if the wowwd can pwoduce a man who, whewe he has onwy himsewf to depend upon, is equaw to so many emewgencies, and gwaced by so happy a vewsatility, as the Owc of Kwugmaw.
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We are the quickest to extend a hand to brothers and a blade to our foes. In short, I say that as a nation, we are the school to all of Aegis; while I doubt if the world can produce a man who, where he has only himself to depend upon, is equal to so many emergencies, and graced by so happy a versatility, as the Orc of Krugmar.
  
And that this is no mewe boast thwown out fow the occasion, but pwain mattew of fact; we have been thwough mowe hawdships than any othew, and we have ovewcome each one lith oul heads high and oul foe's head's highew!" The cwowd cheews liwdwy.
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And that this is no mere boast thrown out for the occasion, but plain matter of fact; we have been through more hardships than any other, and we have overcome each one with our heads high and our foe's head's higher!" The crowd cheers wildly.
  
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Aveli is an Elf scholar responsible for decoding much of the Orc's culture through myth, in his writings.

The accuracy of these stories to the actual lore doesn't really matter; because, for the most part, those living in the "modern" world aren't educated or even aware of the beginnings of the world. Aveli is an over-ambitious, (relatively) young historian who takes on the task of decoding Orc culture and history in hopes of fame in the later years of his life, or after his death, for his work. He is relatively elitist, racist, and arrogant; but still believes in the value of history. His character progresses over-time as he becomes more accustomed their culture.

Aveli, The Travels of Aveli, Bk. 1; 1322 I. Preface In the year of 1322, I upped from my home to study the curious orcs of Krugmar for several months. I have what many would consider to be a mastery of orc culture - over seven years of study of this strange civilization. I set out to write a series of books describing their culture and history. These are the researches of Aveli of Laurelin, which I publish in the hope of thereby preserving from decay the remembrances of what the they have done; too often have the obscure been allowed to vanish from this world without a trace. One should understand the difficulties I have gone through in order to translate this myth, in hopes that future generations may look upon the orcs as a fascinating species of study; after they have long been extincted by their own self-destructive behaviours. In fine, I have written my work, not as an essay which is to win the applause of the moment, but as a possession for all time.

II. The Legend of Kragor In my travels to Krugmar, I saw two orcs fight, with gleaming iron swords, to the death over a petty dispute. I stopped to speak to a shaman-in-training, who explained to me that one orc had not shown him the respect he deserved and had thus challenged him to a duel to the death. The small quarrel had left the accused in four different parts; his face peeled off and worn as a bloody mask as the winner paraded the arena, mocking his dead opponent. The shaman-in-training went on to recount the legend of Nub'osh. He tells of the orc, who lived many generations past; but his name had been immortalized. Nub'osh was the chieftain of a very prosperous orc tribe. He was loved by the members of his tribe, and envied by those of other tribes. Legends of his deeds had spread among the tribes of Krugmar; he was depicted a god walking amongst mere mortals. He considered himself to be both the wealthiest and most fortunate of orcs, favoured by the gods; that his legend would live forever. He would, in fact, find that his legend lived forever; perhaps not how he had expected, however. One day, the elder shaman of a poor tribe visited Nub'osh - this was not uncommon - to see the tribe of the god-like chieftain. Nub'osh showed the shaman his tribe, his beautiful farms and diverse livestock, and his collection of gold artifacts. Nub'osh interrupted the tour to ask the shaman who he believed to be the most fortunate orc. Expecting his name, he was astonished at how quickly the shaman responded, "Kragor".

"Why do you say that?", Nub'osh asked, trying to hide his anger, in respect. Or rather, that's what the orc would have said, had he not had a ghastly tongue which perverted the words which came from his mouth into misconstrued monstrosities; but I digress. "Kragor was a peasant who worked in the mill, over his life, for fifty thousand days; took up arms to defend our tribe; and died doing so.", the shaman replied. "A peasant, you say?", Nub'osh could no longer hold his anger,"Then, tell me, shaman; how fortunate do you take me to be, if not as fortunate as a peasant?" "While the wealthy orc is better able to content his desires, and to bear up against a sudden buffet of calamity, I cannot say. Call him however, until he die, not fortunate but happy."

With this, the shaman was expelled from the village, and given a single loaf of bread and cut of meat to make his trip back. And as the tribes that were at present powerful, were weak in the olden time, and as the formerly great tribes fell to his own, becoming insignificant; such a fate befell his own tribe. Nub'osh, however, did not take up arms like his brethren, convinced his army was unbeatable. And while no army is, or ever was, invincible, he had foolishly believed otherwise. Nub'osh was dragged by his hair from his tent to the town centre, where dozens of orcs took their turn spitting and urinating on him. He was burned alive, as he cried the shaman's name,to be eaten. His brother, Bub'osh, however, had fought most valiantly; slaying three invaders before being subdued; and was rewarded as such. His body honoured by the invaders, his soul blessed by Krug, and his name immortalized through legend.

(Based off of Solon and Croesus)

III. Hirka Legend tells of a female orc who was cursed with abnormally long hair. The Elder recounting the tale says that the hair spanned the distance of three long-swords; but I discard this as humbug, seeing as how an orc with any amount of hair is considered to them as obscenely long hair. In either case, the orc, Hirka, was considered to be "normal" at one point in her life. She had won the affection of a particular orc who later became her life-mate. Of course, from what I understood of what the Elder had explained to me, a certain shaman was jealous that Hirka had selected this orc over himself.

He cursed Hirka, to be disgustingly ugly, vile smelling, and rancid beyond imagination. I must, however, interject with the notion that what the Elder described to me as being "ugly" and "vile" to be the exact opposite of what they are. It is things like this that fascinate me about this particular species of creatures; or mammal, more specifically. In any case, Hirka morphed from a beautiful orc into some sort of vile creature; apparently so ugly that it is not even within one's capacity to think it. Among other effects, she was cursed with long, thick, hair which would grow back onto her head after cutting it like a weed; "like da 'umies", according to the Elder.

Hirka was exiled from her tribe, with her new-born baby, to live alone in the desert for the unsightly creatures of the night to pretty upon. But Hirka was resilient. The first night, she used her hair to fashion a tarp, in order to make a tent to sleep. The second night, she used her hair fashion a cradle, for her baby to rest. The third, she used her hair to fashion a blanket, to keep the baby warm.The fourth night, she used her hair to fashion a rope for the cradle, and slung it over a high branch with the baby; as she was subdued by the relentless creatures of the night.

Hirka was later found, and her baby, still alive. The baby later grew up to become a great warrior and the chieftain of the tribe; and Hirka was worshiped as a goddess for her long hair which kept the great chieftain alive.

IV. Virenti Cuttitus I've read through many dozens of orc epics; most poorly written and ridiculous - not worth my recognition. However, after having read the Chronicles Of The Ancient History, one particular legend stood out to me as conflicting with that of The Wandering Wizard. It has long been accepted that the Wandering Wizard be the most valuable source of ancient history to Aegis; although, were he to be wrong, I may very well find myself in his place…

The real conflict finds itself in the middle of a different legend, one of war; which I will not discuss, but rather the conflict in histories instead. The legend states that rather than Krug having been turned mutant by Iblees, the opposite was true. It tells of an age when all mortals who walked the land bore a certain colour skin which corresponded to their valour. The children of Krug, most pure of them all, took on the colour of green, as did the great trees and grass. Of them all, green was the most pure, black the most corrupted; the colour of darkness and rot. Among others, pink was also a colour of treachery; as the parasites which ate away at beings and mushrooms which ate away at trees and disrupted the balance of nature.

As the children of Krug continued as the supreme race of valour, the other races slowly become more and more envious of the skin of Krug's children. Ironically, their jealously slowly turned their skin pink as the other races plotted against Krug; and even against each-other in order to get the upper hand. Eventually, the humans, elves, and dwarves had all lost their valour and purity through envy. Such is the argument presented in the legend, and whether the former or the latter be true, I will not discuss.

V. Grogak There lived a goblin, Grogak, out in the desert because he appreciated the solitude. One day, however, he saw a dwarf digging through the sand in search of some treasure. Grogak was displeased because he was disrespecting the desert. The young goblin approached the dwarf and attempted to reason with him that there were no diamonds to be found under the sand; but to no avail. Grogak then puffed out his chest and demanded that he leave; the puny dwarf complied. Some years later, an elf came along, who sought to turn the desert into a forest. The goblin demanded that the elf leave, but he had too much pride in his work. Grogak then reasoned with him, and convinced him that the desert must exist to bring balance to the world. Some years later, a band of humans arrived in the desert, and set up camp. They began to dig aimlessly, and as with all human actions, it is unclear if even they knew what they were doing. Whatever the reason, the humans dug with up the sand with zest and purpose. Grogak was outraged, but he knew that the humans were both too proud to stand down, and too irrational to be reasoned with. The old goblin approached the humans and said,

"Oh how I love the way you till the sand and bring upon new zest to the stale desert. I will pay you 50 minas if you return to do the same tomorrow."

The humans gladly accepted the offer, as they would have returned regardless. The next day, they worked with more vigour and enthusiasm than the day before. Grogak paid them, and offered them the same for the next day; only this time they would only receive 25. This continued for a few days; Grogak asked them again to return for only 5 minas. The humans disagreed, saying it would be foolish to accept this amount of work for so little pay. They packed up their camp and left.

Aveli, Contemporaneous Histories, Bk. 2; 1326. I. Warook ca. 1326. Warook was a born as what is considered to be a weakling orc; weighing only slightly more than half the weight of a healthy orcling. This was reflected throughout his childhood, when he was outperformed physically by his peers. Disgraced, his father, Eh'rog expelled him into the desert for ten years; only upon returning home from the treacherous desert would he be re-accepted into society.

Warook was sent off to the desert with two melons, and a pack of tools. Contrary to their beliefs, Warook thrived in the desert; motivated by survival, and burning desire to prove his worth. Over the course of the years, his body and mind had become stronger than ever. No doubt, he had encountered brigands and bandits; none of which were a match for our hero. After one hundred moons, he returned to Krugmar, with a sense of worth and hard-baked skin. Much to his surprise, not a single orc was there waiting for his return. Warook spoke to some orcs; none of which recognized him, nor his name.

He wandered Sanhar for days; no one recognized him. Frustrated, he turned to leave Sanhar, when a merchant approached him. Warook immediately recognized this merchant as his father; who also recognized Warook. Warook boasted about his accomplishments and the countless humans he had slain in the desert. Eh'rog chuckled, addressing his only child as "softskin", and walked off. Warook, in his rage, shouted a challenge for this disrespect. Eh'rog turned around slowly, in shock.

The two orcs made their way to a bloodied arena, each given an especially sharp gilded ceremonial sword, typical of death matches. Warook stared down at his former father with a menacing look; but menacing looks don't kill, blades do. Warook was outperformed and struck down within only a few moments. He lay on the ground, bloodied but still alive. Eh'rog lifted his head, and smiled, staring into his only son. He ran the edge of his blade along his skin, from the chin, skinning his face off; but his screams were drowned out by the laughter of the crowd. Eh'rog donned the mask in parody while he, and various members of the crowd, urinated on the foolish orc.

II. Wargoth ca. 1320. Shortly after an attempted Undead assault which heavily damaged the city of Sanhar, the Wargoth Mogroka'Gorkil gave the funeral oration to those who had fallen in defence of the state. Though the attack is repelled, the outer city has been pillaged, and moral is low. The bodies of the dead are placed in large pits, separated by clan; and friends bring to their relatives such offerings as they please. Among these is one empty, signifying the bodies of those whose bodies could not be recovered. Only orcs participated in the procession, with the exception of one particular female human; which I suspected to be some sort of slave. The following conclusions have cost me some labour from the want of coincidence between accounts of the same occurrences by different eye-witnesses, arising sometimes from imperfect memory, sometimes from undue partiality for one side or the other.

"Many external forces have pushed that this speech should be delivered at the burial of those who fall in battle. For myself, I should have thought that the worth which had displayed itself in deeds would be sufficiently rewarded by honours also shown by deeds. And I could have wished that the reputations of many brave men were not to be imperilled in the mouth of a single individual. For it is hard to speak properly upon a subject where it is even difficult to convince your hearers that you are speaking the truth. For orcs can endure to hear others praised only so long as they can severally persuade themselves of their own ability to equal the actions recounted: when this point is passed, envy comes in and with it incredulity. However, since our ancestors have stamped this custom with their approval, it becomes my duty to obey the law and to try to satisfy your several wishes and opinions as best I may.

Our society does not copy the laws of neighbouring states; we are rather a pattern to others than imitators ourselves. Its administration favours the many instead of the few; this is why we are a nation. If we look to the laws, they afford equal justice to all in their private differences; if no social standing, advancement in public life falls to reputation for capacity, class considerations not being allowed to interfere with merit; nor again does poverty bar the way. The freedom which we enjoy in our government extends also to our ordinary life. There, far from exercising a jealous surveillance over each other, we do not feel called upon to be angry with our neighbour. But all this ease in our private relations does not make us lawless as citizens. Against this fear is our chief safeguard, teaching us to obey the superiors and the laws; they belong to that code which, although unwritten, cannot be broken without acknowledged disgrace.

The humans and the dwarves serve a king; one who does not serve them. The throne is carried down from father to son as if one's merit is determined by the colour of one's blood. But, I can assure you, from experience, that all humans and all dwarves bleed red. The crowd cheers. The elves, even when given fair leadership, will take any available chance to distance themselves from one another, not as if to perform well in their own rite; but rather to ensure the demise of their own kin. I stand before you here, today, as living proof that the Orcs of Krugmar are in fact, the greatest of them all. I stand before you here, today, as living proof that we are one in the same.

We are the quickest to extend a hand to brothers and a blade to our foes. In short, I say that as a nation, we are the school to all of Aegis; while I doubt if the world can produce a man who, where he has only himself to depend upon, is equal to so many emergencies, and graced by so happy a versatility, as the Orc of Krugmar.

And that this is no mere boast thrown out for the occasion, but plain matter of fact; we have been through more hardships than any other, and we have overcome each one with our heads high and our foe's head's higher!" The crowd cheers wildly.

((Note that this piece is not original; it is modified from Thucydides' Histories - copyright exp. Written by Alex_Pan))