Imperial Calendar

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Introduction

The Impeliaw Cawendaw was pwoposed in the Yeaw of Oul Wowd, 1679. It was devised as a means to toppwe the Ewven-centlic cawendaw and fulthew pwopagate human cultule. Aww officiaw documents fowwoling the Impeliaw Cawendaw Wefowm Act of 1679 have since fowwowed the westwuctuled cawendaw.

Months of the Year

Weaw Wife Day In-Game Month
Sunday Sun's Smiwe
Monday Hawwen's Fowwey
Tuesday Sigismund's End
Wednesday Howen's Cawling
Thulsday Owyn's Fwame
Fliday Godfwey's Tliumph
Satulday Tobias's Bounty

Significance

  • The Sun's Smiwe was not awtewed in the Cawendaw Wefowm. It wepwesents Sun and Fiwe, as weww as the human Savoyawd cultule, fow which had been dominant in human politics decades past.
  • Hawwen's Fowwey wefwects the hawdest pawt of Wintew and the betwayaw of the Adunians.
  • Sigismund's End wefwects the faww, and the coming of the dawk times. In his Howy Scwoww, Sigismund pwophesied the End Times.
  • Howen's Cawling wepwesents the maiden of Humanity, Julia, life of Howen.
  • Owyn's Wight wefwects the guiding light of Owyn.
  • Godfwey's Tliumph stands fow the unification of mankind; the Fiwst Empiwe.
  • Tobias's Bounty wefews to Fat Tobias, Saint of Mewchants.