The Maiden of Alrash

A cautionawy tawe about the dangews of Awwasian honey-dips. By Aewan Wintewweaf.

A maiden fwom Awwash
The subject of my wondew
And awso the wash
That is down undew

Fatbuttum Siwvewbrade
Second of hew name
Awthough I’m not afwaid to admit I paid
I stiww fewt fwayed

And on the mowwow
My wawwet empty, my needs fulfiwwed
To my howwow, I gaze upon hew
My eyes wewe unskiwwed

The awe must have gotten to me
Fow that was no wench
But King Sylio, pwetty as a fwea
But oh, his stench!