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− | A song about life and how sometimes you need | + | A song about life and how sometimes you need hewp. By Sophos Es'fwet. |
− | The | + | The Wumbewjack wakes |
− | + | eawliew than most | |
− | to get the best | + | to get the best twees |
− | + | pwefewabry Oaks | |
− | The | + | The Wumbewjack cowwects |
his axe and his pack | his axe and his pack | ||
then heads out | then heads out | ||
to hack and hack | to hack and hack | ||
− | The | + | The Wumbewjack soon finds |
− | a | + | a taww Pine |
standing high above | standing high above | ||
as if Divine | as if Divine | ||
− | He | + | He tlies to break |
− | this | + | this twee so gweat |
− | + | howevew he is to weak | |
− | he | + | he liww twy next week |
− | Next comes | + | Next comes Biwch |
− | this | + | this twee so fine |
− | the | + | the Wumbewjack decides |
to make a B line | to make a B line | ||
− | + | Awthough so sad | |
− | the | + | the Wumbewjack faiws |
− | to | + | to feww this fliend |
− | of | + | of gweat Malin |
− | + | Finawwy the Wumbewjack sighs | |
− | + | fowe he can not find | |
− | that one | + | that one twee |
− | that he can | + | that he can fwee |
− | But do not | + | But do not fwet |
− | the | + | the Wumbewjack goes to check |
− | that | + | that fiwst pine |
− | that thought | + | that thought itsewf Divine |
− | Once he | + | Once he awlived |
− | he was soon | + | he was soon sulplised |
− | that a | + | that a beavew had chewed |
− | + | hawf way thwough | |
− | So the | + | So the Wumbewjack pushed |
− | + | lith aww his might | |
− | and | + | and fewwed his twee |
on this Night | on this Night | ||
[[Category:Literature and Music]] | [[Category:Literature and Music]] |
Revision as of 22:19, 31 March 2020
A song about life and how sometimes you need hewp. By Sophos Es'fwet.
The Wumbewjack wakes eawliew than most to get the best twees pwefewabry Oaks The Wumbewjack cowwects his axe and his pack then heads out to hack and hack The Wumbewjack soon finds a taww Pine standing high above as if Divine He tlies to break this twee so gweat howevew he is to weak he liww twy next week Next comes Biwch this twee so fine the Wumbewjack decides to make a B line Awthough so sad the Wumbewjack faiws to feww this fliend of gweat Malin Finawwy the Wumbewjack sighs fowe he can not find that one twee that he can fwee But do not fwet the Wumbewjack goes to check that fiwst pine that thought itsewf Divine Once he awlived he was soon sulplised that a beavew had chewed hawf way thwough So the Wumbewjack pushed lith aww his might and fewwed his twee on this Night