Difference between revisions of "My Dryad Lover"

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A pwayful song about the viwtues of being pawt twee. By Aewan Wintewweaf.

Wawking thwough the woods lith no cawe

Weww, no big cawes, to be faiw

And I fewt a smack!

And heawd a whack!

I was undew assault!

I was not even at fault!

Acowns wewe waunched lith no end

I was confused, I could not even pwetend

But, thewe I saw it

I had mowe on my hands than I thought, I admit

But, it wushed at me!

Scweaming like a banshee!

I was tackwed to the gwound

Was quickwy bound

But, soon it became cweaw

Upon my cheek appeawed a teaw

My Dwyad wovew

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-A playful song about the virtues of being part tree. By Aeran Winterleaf.
+A pwayful song about the viwtues of being pawt twee. By Aewan Wintewweaf.
-Walking through the woods with no care
+Wawking thwough the woods lith no cawe
-Well, no big cares, to be fair
+Weww, no big cawes, to be faiw
-And I felt a smack!
+And I fewt a smack!
-And heard a whack!
+And heawd a whack!
-I was under assault!
+I was undew assault!
 I was not even at fault!
-Acorns were launched with no end
+Acowns wewe waunched lith no end
-I was confused, I could not even pretend
+I was confused, I could not even pwetend
-But, there I saw it
+But, thewe I saw it
-I had more on my hands than I thought, I admit
+I had mowe on my hands than I thought, I admit
-But, it rushed at me!
+But, it wushed at me!
-Screaming like a banshee!
+Scweaming like a banshee!
-I was tackled to the ground
+I was tackwed to the gwound
-Was quickly bound
+Was quickwy bound
-But, soon it became clear
+But, soon it became cweaw
-Upon my cheek appeared a tear
+Upon my cheek appeawed a teaw
-My Dryad lover
+My Dwyad wovew
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