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A playful song about the virtues of being part tree. By Aeran Winterleaf.
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A pwayful song about the viwtues of being pawt twee. By Aewan Wintewweaf.
  
  
Walking through the woods with no care
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Wawking thwough the woods lith no cawe
  
Well, no big cares, to be fair
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Weww, no big cawes, to be faiw
  
And I felt a smack!
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And I fewt a smack!
  
And heard a whack!
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And heawd a whack!
  
I was under assault!
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I was undew assault!
  
 
I was not even at fault!
 
I was not even at fault!
  
Acorns were launched with no end
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Acowns wewe waunched lith no end
  
I was confused, I could not even pretend
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I was confused, I could not even pwetend
  
But, there I saw it
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But, thewe I saw it
  
I had more on my hands than I thought, I admit
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I had mowe on my hands than I thought, I admit
  
But, it rushed at me!
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But, it wushed at me!
  
Screaming like a banshee!
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Scweaming like a banshee!
  
I was tackled to the ground
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I was tackwed to the gwound
  
Was quickly bound
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Was quickwy bound
  
But, soon it became clear
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But, soon it became cweaw
  
Upon my cheek appeared a tear
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Upon my cheek appeawed a teaw
  
My Dryad lover
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My Dwyad wovew
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Revision as of 22:10, 31 March 2020

A pwayful song about the viwtues of being pawt twee. By Aewan Wintewweaf.


Wawking thwough the woods lith no cawe

Weww, no big cawes, to be faiw

And I fewt a smack!

And heawd a whack!

I was undew assault!

I was not even at fault!

Acowns wewe waunched lith no end

I was confused, I could not even pwetend

But, thewe I saw it

I had mowe on my hands than I thought, I admit

But, it wushed at me!

Scweaming like a banshee!

I was tackwed to the gwound

Was quickwy bound

But, soon it became cweaw

Upon my cheek appeawed a teaw

My Dwyad wovew