Difference between revisions of "My Dryad Lover"

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A playful song about the virtues of being part tree. By Aeran Winterleaf.

Walking through the woods with no care

Well, no big cares, to be fair

And I felt a smack!

And heard a whack!

I was under assault!

I was not even at fault!

Acorns were launched with no end

I was confused, I could not even pretend

But, there I saw it

I had more on my hands than I thought, I admit

But, it rushed at me!

Screaming like a banshee!

I was tackled to the ground

Was quickly bound

But, soon it became clear

Upon my cheek appeared a tear

My Dryad lover

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-A pwayful song about the viwtues of being pawt twee. By Aewan Wintewweaf.
+A playful song about the virtues of being part tree. By Aeran Winterleaf.
-Wawking thwough the woods lith no cawe
+Walking through the woods with no care
-Weww, no big cawes, to be faiw
+Well, no big cares, to be fair
-And I fewt a smack!
+And I felt a smack!
-And heawd a whack!
+And heard a whack!
-I was undew assault!
+I was under assault!
 I was not even at fault!
-Acowns wewe waunched lith no end
+Acorns were launched with no end
-I was confused, I could not even pwetend
+I was confused, I could not even pretend
-But, thewe I saw it
+But, there I saw it
-I had mowe on my hands than I thought, I admit
+I had more on my hands than I thought, I admit
-But, it wushed at me!
+But, it rushed at me!
-Scweaming like a banshee!
+Screaming like a banshee!
-I was tackwed to the gwound
+I was tackled to the ground
-Was quickwy bound
+Was quickly bound
-But, soon it became cweaw
+But, soon it became clear
-Upon my cheek appeawed a teaw
+Upon my cheek appeared a tear
-My Dwyad wovew
+My Dryad lover
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