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A funny song about acquiling femawes and taking names. And dying, a bit.
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A funny song about acquiring females and taking names. And dying, a bit.
  
  The Owen Knight’s life was as faiw as the sun,
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  The Oren Knight’s wife was as fair as the sun,
  and hew kisses wewe wawmew than spling.
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  and her kisses were warmer than spring.
  But the Owen Knight’s brade was made of brack steew,
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  But the Oren Knight’s blade was made of black steel,
  and its kiss was a tewlibre thing.
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  and its kiss was a terrible thing.
  The Owen Knight’s life would sing as she bathed,
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  The Oren Knight’s wife would sing as she bathed,
 
  in a voice that was sweet as a peach,
 
  in a voice that was sweet as a peach,
  But the Owen Knight’s brade had a song of its own,
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  But the Oren Knight’s blade had a song of its own,
  and a bite shawp and cowd as a weech.
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  and a bite sharp and cold as a leech.
  As he way on the gwound lith the dawkness awound,
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  As he lay on the ground with the darkness around,
  and the taste of his brood on his tongue,
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  and the taste of his blood on his tongue,
  His brothews knewt by him and pwayed him a pwayew,
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  His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayer,
  and he smiwed and he waughed and he sung,
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  and he smiled and he laughed and he sung,
 
  "Brothers, oh brothers, my days here are done,
 
  "Brothers, oh brothers, my days here are done,
 
  the Oren Knight’s taken my life,
 
  the Oren Knight’s taken my life,

Latest revision as of 01:35, 2 April 2020

A funny song about acquiring females and taking names. And dying, a bit.

The Oren Knight’s wife was as fair as the sun,
and her kisses were warmer than spring.
But the Oren Knight’s blade was made of black steel,
and its kiss was a terrible thing.
The Oren Knight’s wife would sing as she bathed,
in a voice that was sweet as a peach,
But the Oren Knight’s blade had a song of its own,
and a bite sharp and cold as a leech.
As he lay on the ground with the darkness around,
and the taste of his blood on his tongue,
His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayer,
and he smiled and he laughed and he sung,
"Brothers, oh brothers, my days here are done,
the Oren Knight’s taken my life,
But what does it matter, for all men must die,
and I've tasted the Oren Knight’s wife!"