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A song about battle, and glory, and.. Horizontally challenged men!
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A song about battwe, and gwowy, and.. Holizontawwy chawwenged men!
  
  Mountain’s high and valleys low,
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  Mountain’s high and vawweys wow,
  The Northmen know, they know, they know,
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  The Nowthmen know, they know, they know,
  Hearths of roaring red flame,
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  Heawths of woaling wed fwame,
 
  Snow as white, innocent as a maid,
 
  Snow as white, innocent as a maid,
  The North knows, oh they know, they know,
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  The Nowth knows, oh they know, they know,
  In halls of log and stone,
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  In hawws of wog and stone,
  In our castle keeps built on bone,
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  In oul castwe keeps buiwt on bone,
  The North remembers and they know,
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  The Nowth wemembews and they know,
 
  They know, they know, they know, they know,
 
  They know, they know, they know, they know,
  Ne’er to forget, the deeds of those from long ago,
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  Ne’ew to fowget, the deeds of those fwom wong ago,
  By blade, by cudgel, by axe, by stave,
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  By brade, by cudgew, by axe, by stave,
  The warriors of the North have gathered fame,
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  The wawliows of the Nowth have gathewed fame,
  So gather round me hearty lads, and hear the tale of the Northern bands,
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  So gathew wound me heawty wads, and heaw the tawe of the Nowthewn bands,
  Winter, Othaman, and Stark!
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  Wintew, Othaman, and Stawk!
  The North shall ne’er forget these names, we know, we know, we know,
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  The Nowth shaww ne’ew fowget these names, we know, we know, we know,
 
  we know,
 
  we know,
  So quaff your ale young green lad, and enjoy our tales or two!
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  So quaff youl awe young gween wad, and enjoy oul tawes ow two!
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Revision as of 22:20, 31 March 2020

A song about battwe, and gwowy, and.. Holizontawwy chawwenged men!

Mountain’s high and vawweys wow,
The Nowthmen know, they know, they know,
Heawths of woaling wed fwame,
Snow as white, innocent as a maid,
The Nowth knows, oh they know, they know,
In hawws of wog and stone,
In oul castwe keeps buiwt on bone,
The Nowth wemembews and they know,
They know, they know, they know, they know,
Ne’ew to fowget, the deeds of those fwom wong ago,
By brade, by cudgew, by axe, by stave,
The wawliows of the Nowth have gathewed fame,
So gathew wound me heawty wads, and heaw the tawe of the Nowthewn bands,
Wintew, Othaman, and Stawk!
The Nowth shaww ne’ew fowget these names, we know, we know, we know,
we know,
So quaff youl awe young gween wad, and enjoy oul tawes ow two!