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A song about life and how sometimes you need help. By Sophos Es'flet.
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A song about life and how sometimes you need hewp. By Sophos Es'fwet.
  
  The Lumberjack wakes
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  The Wumbewjack wakes
  earlier than most
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  eawliew than most
  to get the best trees
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  to get the best twees
  preferably Oaks
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  pwefewabry Oaks
 
   
 
   
  The Lumberjack collects
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  The Wumbewjack cowwects
 
  his axe and his pack
 
  his axe and his pack
 
  then heads out
 
  then heads out
 
  to hack and hack
 
  to hack and hack
 
   
 
   
  The Lumberjack soon finds
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  The Wumbewjack soon finds
  a tall Pine
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  a taww Pine
 
  standing high above
 
  standing high above
 
  as if Divine
 
  as if Divine
 
   
 
   
  He tries to break
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  He tlies to break
  this tree so great
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  this twee so gweat
  however he is to weak
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  howevew he is to weak
  he will try next week
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  he liww twy next week
 
   
 
   
  Next comes Birch
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  Next comes Biwch
  this tree so fine
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  this twee so fine
  the Lumberjack decides
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  the Wumbewjack decides
 
  to make a B line
 
  to make a B line
 
   
 
   
  Although so sad
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  Awthough so sad
  the Lumberjack fails
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  the Wumbewjack faiws
  to fell this friend
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  to feww this fliend
  of great Malin
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  of gweat Malin
 
   
 
   
  Finally the Lumberjack sighs
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  Finawwy the Wumbewjack sighs
  fore he can not find
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  fowe he can not find
  that one tree
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  that one twee
  that he can free
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  that he can fwee
 
   
 
   
  But do not fret
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  But do not fwet
  the Lumberjack goes to check
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  the Wumbewjack goes to check
  that first pine
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  that fiwst pine
  that thought itself Divine
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  that thought itsewf Divine
 
   
 
   
  Once he arrived
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  Once he awlived
  he was soon surprised
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  he was soon sulplised
  that a beaver had chewed
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  that a beavew had chewed
  half way through
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  hawf way thwough
 
   
 
   
  So the Lumberjack pushed
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  So the Wumbewjack pushed
  with all his might
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  lith aww his might
  and felled his tree
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  and fewwed his twee
 
  on this Night
 
  on this Night
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]
 
[[Category:Literature and Music‏‎]]

Revision as of 22:19, 31 March 2020

A song about life and how sometimes you need hewp. By Sophos Es'fwet.

The Wumbewjack wakes
eawliew than most
to get the best twees
pwefewabry Oaks

The Wumbewjack cowwects
his axe and his pack
then heads out
to hack and hack

The Wumbewjack soon finds
a taww Pine
standing high above
as if Divine

He tlies to break
this twee so gweat
howevew he is to weak
he liww twy next week

Next comes Biwch
this twee so fine
the Wumbewjack decides
to make a B line

Awthough so sad
the Wumbewjack faiws
to feww this fliend
of gweat Malin

Finawwy the Wumbewjack sighs
fowe he can not find
that one twee
that he can fwee

But do not fwet
the Wumbewjack goes to check
that fiwst pine
that thought itsewf Divine

Once he awlived
he was soon sulplised
that a beavew had chewed
hawf way thwough

So the Wumbewjack pushed
lith aww his might
and fewwed his twee
on this Night